ITT: we explain why we have no gf and judge eachother by our reasoning

ITT: we explain why we have no gf and judge eachother by our reasoning.

>literally no special talent or characteristics to attract others.
>embarassing memories of myself that everyone talks about non-stop

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i'm 19 and no interest in women

op no one is replying you wanna hook up, I forgot to mention i'm also a faggot

This is the best thing for you. I'm also 19 and have seen my friends get girls pregnant now they can't move on in life.
I had gf for 3 years till half way through her freshman year in college she thought she'd be happier single. So I moved in with grandparents in Vegas until I go into boot camp. Now she wishes we were together for summer haha.
Also single cause I don't try and cause conversations. I do what I do with purpose and if a girl wants to talk she can ask me something but until then I don't give a fuck

>dont feel like it

If i played my cards right i could be dating a hot slutty nurse student or an amazonian bitch, maybe even at the same time but meh i dont know why i wouldnt do it, dont get me wrong i love the pussy but being trough the whole drama just deterrs me. Well the amazonian girl lives in a other city so it wouldnt work out anyway

>Women cost money
>I wanna spend my money on other shit
>profit?

im worried ill make them uncomfortable if i approach them and compliment them or ask for a date

I have no gf because im not a lesbian

Beta as fuck

I'm a faggot who draws and browses Sup Forums every two years.

>I'm fat
>I don't deserve to be happy
>Therefore I don't try

Because I hate people trying to take surveys.

Tits or gtfo:^)

I proposed her 3 months ago

I no longer have a girlfriend, just a fiance

Because I'm too much of a beta to ask women out

That and I can't actually pick up

don't want one. I may be mildly attractive, I'm not a total sperglord, and I'm fairly hygenic. I've just been redpilled to the point of refusing to date.

Don't get married, and raise your kids the same way.

All the girls I like are too young

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I just don't care enough about it. Spend no energy thinking about why.

Hey there newfag

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She's too busy holding out for a douche who has his own problems to deal with, and she thinks getting with me might end up hurting his feelings.

You all, on the other hand, are all faggots.

keep single until 22+, I spent age 17-20 in a relationship and I missed out on so much and it just isnt worth it

>this

I'm bodybuilding and /fit/ has destroyed my confidence to the point where until I've made it I feel unworthy and a piece of trash.

It's not completely pedo, I just started college and she's a sophomore in high school

I have autism.

Literally nothing else.

I create awkward moments and when I try to be funny I am extremely funny.

This.

because im insecure, have a speech impediment, and i have no confidence in my skills in bed. Also i have an unimpressive penis.

not a virgin tho.

trying to get my life together

yeah it sucks being 18 and liking chicks 2-3 years younger than you. i dont like them being 16, i ust like being older than them you feel me?

im married

You sound like a second choice.
And you're calling all of them faggots?
You have the saddest most beta quads.

I spend most of my freetime with a girl I love even tho she's in a long time relationship. I've done some things with her including kissing her body everywhere and grabbing her breasts but we never kissed nor did anything sexual cause she says she'd feel bad for her bf. I cant seem to want any other girl i meet.

I'm 18 and I haven't all my life

Because i have no interest to start a real relation with people, man and women. Pride.

Stationed in a sandbox

quads checked
>get the fuck out already

I'm calling you a faggot too.
Also, fuck yeah, quads.

Yeah that's not because of being with a woman. I've had 5 long term relationships and buckets of drunken rando hookups in between each one, and now I'm sober, have no kids, and own a business which has been able to steadily and slowly increase my income and free time.

I didn't win the lottery, either, my girlfriend just isn't a fucking idiot and neither am I

Get one with a job dipshit

/r9k/ out of 10

>Have gf

>implying that females with jobs don't want rich guys

I like having sex with both men a women and anytime I'm on a date with someone and somehow we discuss past partners this ruins it.

You sound angry about something.
Maybe it's because you've realised that you're not even an option for this girl. Just a safe bet for if she needs to be complimented after her real boyfriend is mean to her.

Pick up?

Come on man. Get your head out of your ass. Approach a woman the same way you approach a dude; If you notice an interest or something they have, and talk about it. Don't do that whackadoo "pickup" bullshit. Just talk to them.

If what you're saying or how you say it makes them want to stop talking to you, that means you're gonna try so hard to get laid that it's never in ANY universe going to be worth it anyway.

This may surprise you fucking sperglords but women are humans. You can judge them the same way. If one is a complete fucking dick to you, fuck em, but it goes both ways.

If you approach a woman in a way that makes you super nervous, or in a way that you'd NEVER approach a man, protip: rethink your stupid ass strategy

i'm 19 and simply feel that a girlfriend is a bother for the moment, plus i have my hands to masturbate with so yeah..

I already have one

>implying that its as easy as you think

>diagnosed sociopathic tendencies from 3rd grade on
>senior year meet a girl that I find attractive and want to fuck
>ends up being pretty nerdy and watches anime and plays vidya with me
>slowly begin to care for this person and actually concern myself for their emotions
>together for 5 years
Knock her up but we lose the baby and that throws her completely out of whack and she goes into deep depression
We broke up shortly after and I haven't bothered creating a meaningful relationship with another girl
I'm just back to casual encounters and one night stands
Every time I'm fucking a girl I see her face

Can't be diagnosed as a sociopath before 18 you lying faggot.

>be attractive
>be rich
>be of high social status

Be one of these things and it is that easy

She's not even dating him. He's flat out told her he is in no shape for a relationship. More or less I'm just angry with myself cause I tried to refrain from feeling really any way outside of a friend towards her.
We both share an... odd past that ended with our shitty exes hooking up.

Yeah, here's the thing about folks like you. You go and try to "pick up" a girl. Or end up around one and feel some weird queasy feeling compelling you to try and flirt or some shit. Or buy a girl drinks at the bar. Then, it works, and you end up getting your heart stepped on by a moron in a mini skirt.

Your logic becomes this pitiful bullshit about women being shallow and yadda yadda, when in reality you're trolling the absolute bottom of the shittiest streams possible and whining when you can't make a dinner out of half of a dead catfish.

Sounds like you should get your shit in order.

>embarassing memories of myself that everyone talks about non-stop me in a nutshell fam.

I am heterosexual, but I honestly don't give a fuck about relationships.

I have a gf

>be rich
Poorfag living with parents who work as mailmen
>be attractive
Born with a fucked up overbite that my parents cannot afford
>be of high social status
People have so many embarassing memories of me that its borderline impossible to do so.

Again, you make it sound easier than it is

You act like psychology is a hard science and legitimate
Also wasn't diagnosed as being a sociopath, I had tendencies but you can't read so you'll probably ignore this part again
I obviously wasn't since I developed feelings for her

Oh I forgot where I am, you're right you precious little princess it's the world's fault, you have to be a superhero to get laid.

Stop looking for chicks in bars and on dating sites and you might be surprised how easy it is to relate to someone on a level that's slightly above using your dick as a dousing rod and trying to literally trick them into touching it.

How bad was yours
>I was an autistic fanboy over shitty trends during my youth (sonic, pokemon, shitty short lived card games like bakugan, etc)

Get a softer seat, because your ass seems to be hurting.

Spent the years of 2010-2015 doing nothing but chasing girls and fucking, had a few relationships, dated a legitimate nympho for awhile. Girls always cheat or pull annoying bullshit, go on random dates occasionally but I find women to just be annoying/disinteresting now. The nympho fulfilled all if my fantasy's so now I'm disinterested in sex. Would rather spend my time/money building cars, riding bikes and going on adventures.

More or less I either want her to stop acting like I'd have a chance or go ahead and fucking take a chance.
We both have our problems. If she would flat out reject me, I'd honestly prefer it over this bullshit. That would make it easier due to the fact she likes hanging out.
As for my shit, I normally fix that by hardly acknowledging more than like five people's existence and doing my own things.

>I've been exposed for the retard I am so I'm going to rebuttal with an insult

Fucking rekt me

Dude fuck off.

I moved out when I was 16, had no money forever. Moved back in with my mom, had shitty tattoos and didn't do shit but party and go to work. Developed a drinking problem and a screaming problem at my mom who I worked with. Started balding, still have shitty tattoos.

Haven't been single for more than a month in like a decade.

But now I work out and make money, and spend it on the woman who was with me while I was still a drunk piece of shit.


Stop blaming it on not being easy you slovenly fuck. Nothing's easy if it's worth doing. Shit isn't gonna fall in your lap and fix your problems

I'm diagnosed with asperger's

Exposed?
You dumb cunt, nobody here knows me and I'm basically normie tier. Why should I care that you think you've just ruined my life or something. You autists are funny little people.

Fuck off normalfag

This is me and my gf

>implying I was trying to get laid

If you were in my shoes, your opinion would change. Of fucking course I have to lie to get a partner. You think that if you tell the truth about yourself to people that they won't laugh at you or deny you based on your unattractive traits. You're probably a chad that has nothing imperfect about his life. And you go on a tangent about how easy this whole relationship thing is for everyone. When in reality, not everyone is a charming person like yourself.

Oh shit check it out guys, this anonymous guy is actually a cool guy. He's not a loser like us, look at him.
He also isn't mad since he keeps replying.
Mad bantz 10/10

Then fucking tell her straight and move on. I got trapped in that situation for about 2 years and it does nothing but water time.

>A skeleton with a cute face
Spooky

I'm actually just kinda bored and can't get back to sleep.
You're quite blatantly angry about something. I'm just doing this for fun kiddo.

She should have died in that miscarriage and you should have made a webcomic about it

I've made myself pretty clear. I'm giving it another month or two considering I don't have all my eggs in one basket, so I could just kill time with it. I'm not fucking stupid enough to get caught up for two years. That's how my first girlfriend was, never again.

I have no real IRL friends outside of work because all my old friends moved away. All my friends now are pretty much online or acquaintances at work but the latter barely count.

I live in a small town so everyone's pretty much either married or a single mom. I'm not kidding, like 90% of the girls I know from high school that are still in this town are pregnant or married or already divorced with a kid. Stupid hicks only know how to eat and fuck.

I don't know how to put myself out there. Any time I go to any group activity or try to meet up with people I end up disappointed or meet nobody.

Online dating is a fucking joke.

I don't expect a magic fairy gf to fall into my lap any day now but I just don't know where to even start and I feel very, very lonely because of it.

I no longer want pussy and there's absolutely nothing valuable in women besides that.

Hooray

am a bisexual girl, other gay girls are either attracted to my 12 year old boyish looks or repulsed by it, yet still have never been able to have sex with one. guys usually don't care how tomboyish I am so I find myself having casual hookups w/ them but I've really always wanted an emotional relationship with a grill. every girl I've fallen in love with was straight / only saw me as a friend and now my only resort to finding other girls is tinder which is practically useless. i think people also are put off by how visibly depressed i seem :^/

Because I have no desire to form long-lasting relationships with people anymore. Especially not one that will cost alot of money. Right now all I want to do is save up money until I can by some random barn in the middle of nowhere, build up a lifetime supply of food, and install wifi of course.

>crippling insecurity despite having many above average traits
>ego about above average traits makes me both picky and weirdly even more insecure because above average may as well be shit if someone is better than me
I have a friend who is better than I am at just about everything:
>He's smarter than me (IQ 147)
>taller than me
>girthier dick
>way more charming with women
>has more interesting hobbies and devotes time to developing them
It kills me seeing this and now that it's really set in how much better he is than I am, I fucking hate him. I envy him. I hate myself.

Following up, not only am I lost as far as socializing and meeting people, but I've just met so very very very few people in my life that I'm compatible with that the odds I'll find a romantic partner are depressingly low.

I mean yeah it might happen. But nothing is guaranteed in life. And it's very, very likely I'll just die a lonely virgin because of my weird tastes and sense of humor. Oh fucking well.

faggots kys

I've been friend zoning tons of girls. I have a lot of options, but I'm about to graduate and nab a sweet job elsewhere, so I'm not looking to put down stakes here. Plus, for the time being I'm dirt poor, and girls cost moneu. Just not on the market at the moment.

>inb4 thus guy's a load of barnacles

At the time I would have anheroed if she died
Probably still would, I don't know.
I like to think I'm back to being distant from everyone since I haven't talked to her in 3 years but I don't know how I'd react if she came back into my life or if I found out she passed away.
I actually refrain from looking her up online or anywhere out of fear of what I may from find.

Me. Cant even hug female friends like wtf. Though to be fair Im not a very emotional person so people see me as cold and uncaring

This. In this day and age, if you even approch a girl, they can throw you in jail just for making them feel uncomfortable.

>friend zoning rather than NSA sex
>getting dubs with such a shitty post
Wow. Just wow. You are a fucking kike

ive got no problems hugging female friends, or talking to women in general. its the strangers i have problems with. i can make small talk with them, but im unable to do anything more than that. i cant figure out a way to ask for a number, or ask for a date without being creepy or seen as a dude just trying to get his dick wet.

Cause i'm a broken person, I don't want some else to deal with me be with girl friend or normal friend. Porn will do for me. Not only does she cum but so do I.

The trick is to be a guy trying to get his dick wet, minus the creepy. Creepy is wanting sex without any confidence in your actions. Girls like to be wanted. You see those girls in the club going home with fugly fuckin dudes, it's a vibe of "I wanna fuck you" mixed with a confidence that he will, in fact, fuck them.

feel like i might be detached(if thats the right word) and also i don't necessarily try because i feel i am aiming to high but any i feel will say yes are kinda ugly imo

>this
Girls are turned off by guys who seem more interested in being in a relationship than in getting laid. Sure, they want relationship material, and it's possible to be relationship material and still be looking to fuck, but when girls see a guy that's putting off a relationship vibe instead of a "I need to get off inside of you" vibe, they think wtf is wrong with this dude? Like actually, what's his damage, what about him is undesirable that he just wants to not be lonely anymore?

No gf bc no job.
Literally the only reason. Women like money.
I can get one just cant keep her. No income.

same here user, we're volatile narcissists. the moment anyone shakes our faith in ourselves we're filled with hate and jealousy. funny enough, i heard this quote while my mom was watching a talk show when I was younger, about anger and ego management. when you're upset at the world and at yourself, ask "is this something that truly deserves to make me mad? was I specifically targeted? or is this just my ego? is it just me thinking that the world is against me?" really helps me whenever I think too highly of myself and find myself lashing out on others for things I need to change