Would you lick it for a thousand dollars, Sup Forums?

Would you lick it for a thousand dollars, Sup Forums?

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Will it shock or break off in my tongue?

I can only imagine how painful that must be.

whales dick? why not, i'd lick my tongue off

If you lick hard enough you might get some bits and pieces in your mouth. Mmm juicy

what in the fuck is that

op what am i looking at?

It's what's under the hard part of an animals hoof

It will definitely shock

Is it a hoof with the padding pulled off?

Hoofless hoof

What the fuck is that?

How the fuck did it do that?

What the hell is this?

a cadaver hoof

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_hoof

It's dead, thats how

>literally just a part of an animal
>under the hoof so it's not dirty
Why not?

nigga i'd do it for $50 and i don't even know wtf it is

a horse hoof stripped of the hard exterior

Because they're nerve endings, right?

I would love nothing more than to just smash that thing with a rock. fuck I cant stand it lol

had to google wtf that was, thought it was some weird mushroom.

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I wonder if that hurts?.. looks like it fucking would. I wonder why it was removed.

oddly enough, kinda looks like a fun texture to lick horizontally

You guys have no idea how living things work do you

Dissection. The horse is dead.

I'd rub my nob on it for free

What do you mean? It's basically the same structure as a tooth.

There's not enough electric running through nerves to feel a shock. That's not how the body works

What if it were alive though?

What about just a tiny shock

>for a thousand dollars
nigga I would eat that horse's heart for a thousand dollars, I would stick its testicles in my ass for a thousand dollars, hell, I'd let it shit on my head for a thousand bucks, shit, I mean I wouldn't voluntarily lick that fucking thing for no reason, but I'd fucking do it for a 50, I don't know precisely what it is but I'd consider that a bonus, the fuck you even asking that for, like do you know what I could buy with a thousand fucking dollars, even if you'd said 100 bucks I wouldn't have hesitated, for fuck's sake I don't even have to EAT it or anything, just a fucking lick, you might as well have been like, "would you hold your breath for 20 seconds for a gold ingot" like for fuck's sake what kind of pussy ass bitch wouldn't lick that for 1000 bucks, it's not even like rotten and infested with maggots and pus and shit, it's just a fucking clean red looking thing, fuck, "would you eat a tasty steak for a magical sword that can cut through 12 inches of steel and never breaks or dulls" the fuck you talking about

My guess is it's what's left of a horse's removed hoof

Yes

bro you made me laugh hard core thanks

This is atomic gold

pretty much this

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