Tfw you can't stop putting toothpicks in your ass and develop an anal fistula that constantly leaks

tfw you can't stop putting toothpicks in your ass and develop an anal fistula that constantly leaks

wut

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Some of us would like to hear this story

Wtf is a fistula??

I like how they gently poke my insides when I sit down, but one of them stabbed my intestine and it got infected. I didn't want to go to the hospital because it was embarrassing so I was just squirting polysporin up my ass to try and fix it.

it didn't work and now I have a hole that leaks in my asscheek and I have to wear depends so I don't leave a smelly wetspot on my pants

Gtfo here ,go to a hospital surgery is needed

Tell them you accidentally swallowed toothpicks

Eww

I want to kill myself Sup Forums

How do I explain that I have a fistula from stuffing toothpicks in my ass?

How many have you done

>google

Just say someone put a toothpick on the chair you always sit on and you accidentally sat on it so what

I don't think polysporin is helping much. You should see a doctor.

obviously not real no one can be stupid enough to put fucking toothpicks up their ass

pics of leaky anus or fake

I honestly don't even wanna google this but i will anyways.

I don't know why anyone has answered anything at all before that.

Include me in the screencap :P