Nice guys don't always finish last

Nice guys don't always finish last.

For example, me. Nice guy. Band nerd in high school. Arts major in college. Never the popular guy, but I always figured fuck everybody else, just gonna be nice because I want to and I like people.

Moral: being tall is a plus, even though I'm not fit, but mostly, just be a nice person and some girls will want to touch your penis.

But seriously, you can be average looking and successful with women (or men, probably, whatever).

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Guys who say, "nice guys finish last" are mostly just retarded and looking for excuses

You can pretty much just disregard any "nice guys finish last" guys as retards.

Sup Forums fucking sucks now.


And not in the "I MISS OLD Sup Forums WAHH" Its not that im sick of Sup Forums just that it's fucking cancer.

To start off, loli threads. Otherwise known as how to post pictures of children getting fucked without going to jail. Developed girls are one thing. But you're fucking disgusting, you pedophiles.

Rate My Cock threads. Literally cancer, get the fuck out.

Trap threads. "It's not gay!" You're jacking off to someone with a dick getting fucked in the ass. That's gay.

YLYL Threads, more like the shittiest stolen screenshots of black twitter. Congrats.

Porn Webm threads. 1% fucking porn, 99% underage fuckboys and shitposters yelling "SAUCE".

Gore/rekt threads. Repost central. Oh shit, you said you can handle pictures of dead people! You're pretty fucking edgy, man. You're so much cooler than us. Just kidding. Fuck you.

Wincest/R34 threads. Put together because I don't know what's fucking worse. Jacking off to pictures of cartoon characters or pictures of porn with half-assed text boxes of "Gee golly big bro, your penis is in my vagina!" Fucking sad.

BBC threads. Because Sup Forums can never get enough of fucking cock in their life.

Feels threads. 33-year-old kissless virgin (OP) relates with 14-year-old depressed kiddies.

Dubs threads. WOW, there's a series of two identical numbers next to each other in a nine-number ID! Fucking groundbreaking.

Copypasta threads. Why do dumbasses even respond to obvious bullshit?

And one last thing, "Teens, fb fap, creep, what would you do, rate my gf, girls who are hot but hate personality, keep it legal." It's all the same pathetic crap.

TL;DR, Go fuck yourself.

Niggers.

No, just means they cum after they let the bitch have her fun. They're just pansy doormats who want an excuse as to why no one wants to be with them.

length?

Nothing wrong with cumming after the girl, imo

3 cm

It's cool. I'm half here for feedback and half here just to talk about tits until I pass out.

how do you usually get on the intimate level. That's usually the issue with people who call "nice guys suck" If I can be more specific, being nice makes easy friends but conversationally how do you start leaning towards intimacy

Dunno man, comes really naturally to me. In general, I make zero "moves," physical compliments, etc., I just kinda hang out, and sometimes we both want to fuck.

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Ok, is late, if no comments going to bed. Love you, /b.

Remember, pasty ass normal guys can get play too.

That's some mean luck, we're hanging out doing nothing related to fucking end up fucking. Nothing you remember about conversations like talking about an ex's size or something to get the gears turning?

>Copypasta threads. Why do dumbasses even respond to obvious bullshit?

You just posted pasta though. And it's not the first time you've posted it.
Gtfo, you're the cancer that's killed Sup Forums

I agree with OP. I am a nice guy, average looking, but very accommodating and sexually pretty dominant. Socially pretty awkward, but I fucked so many girls (and guys) over the past couple of years. It's also for a large part that I am able to induct trust in people. They feel safe around me. Create that level of intimacy, start talking about sexual stuff and you could potentially hit gold.

Can you post some with visible face?

Eww no, not OP but basically don't be a creep, talk to her about shit your interested in, be real, funny goes a long way they throw that shit at you I fucked everyone of my female friends, fer real
Without even trying, BECAUSE I'm not even trying

>Band nerd in high school.
What instrument you play?