Your HDD/SSD is taken by the feds

Your HDD/SSD is taken by the feds
How much jail time do you get?

>inb4 encrypted

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probably the rest of my life

encrypted.

Deny all of it and wipe what I can, then run for president

Zero.
I'm a fucking normie. :/

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Scat, diaper and hairy porn is about the worst stuff on there. Nothing illegal but they will mock me

The fuck is a hdd

Not a whole lot, really.. maybe zero jail time since most of the "bad" stuff that I have would carry, at most, a fine for being cracked.

On my HDD, nothing. It's all on my phone and google drive so I'm fine

Bunch of pirated movies and music. If I were white, prob three months probation, but I'm Mexican so I'll prob get deported

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Get educated you uncultured swine

They'd find a 2tb HDD with 1500gb of games
I never save shit in my pc

Wait... you can get to jail for having pirated movies and music on HDD?
Sheeeeit. I'm fucked.

>google drive so im fine
believing google when they say they got you covered kekeekke

Might have to pay a fine for downloaded movies. No biggie

the only thing I worry about is some fucking thumbnail saved deep in windows from a Sup Forums thread when as asshole posted cp. I worry about that shit.

some dude they put him in prison for a thumbs.db file.

I'm not saying google protect me, just feds aren't looking at my Google are they?

Just leave now and don't come back.

And luckily pirates aren't illegal here for some reason. There are entire stores for pirated games at $5 per disc

None, but if i lived in almost any other country i would get some, but i dont know how much.

none, what could possibly be on there to worry about?

>HDD Hard Drive Drive?

when they come for yo hard drive brah they'll scrape up every bit of meta data and find ever online account you have.. even you MLP account. whatcha gonna do when the feds come for you!

where? what country?

jesus christ..

>HarD Drive

Nice try FBI

hard disk drive
>inb4 i took the bait, i know.

Hard Disk Drive. You fucks

It is not an acronym but an abbreviation as i point out in>

Well if they're trying that hard, let's be honest, we're all fucked

this shit deserves to be mocked.
i would go on deathsentence i guess

Uruguay
Everything is bad, but at least we got that and age of consent 15

My drive doesn't have a disk in it. it is just a black square. you guys use disks?

the only thing that does save us is that they don't have the manpower and resources and organizational capacity to do that to every one..

do you drug and rob american visitors for fun and profit?

You made me laugh quite well

The bait.. its strong.

Put all the shit you want to keep to a external and reinstall windows

I mean true - they could just put shit on your drive, not much you can do about it.

I mean look at this - lets say feds dump a folder on your drive.

sure it is illegal - but now you are looking at 300+ years in prison. No one will believe you. No lawyer will recommend you fight it. They will have you plea out to 3 years + sex registry for life.

you going to risk going to prison for the rest of your fucking life?

if i was , i probably would.

Im paying a fine for all the pirating ive done thats all

How many partitions is too many?

Like 3 hours tops.

Nothing user, you guys need to get over cp, it's stupid

50 per hard drive drive

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Open it up.
There are disks in there.

they probably know whats on your google before they knock on your door

Go to sleep grandpa, it's past your bed time.

In this country lives the worst example of white people. They're even called niggers despite being white
They're capable of mugging you for your jacket or shoes. To avoid this, simply use cologne and soap. It burns them as well

Mine came pre-installed with only two, should I return it?

This

What are you getting this from exactly? Or you just thought that up yourself?

Well, not in the US, but i suppose CP is an international crime, so not visiting internets for a long time.

ye and if not why?

Fuck Google, fuck the police, fuck the feds, fuck the FBI, fuck everything!

gold disks worth a fortune, you seriously still use one?

i thought everyone had smashed there hdd open cashed them in and bought super gaming rigs with ssds's by now.

yes and make sure you check them before you reck them

I'm so glad I store everything on a RAID6. So they can have the one drive, I bet that parody data will do them a LOT of good.

this guy gets it.
and encrypt, use proxys, dont use windows(10), dont get caught;

if you think youre a smartass, dont fool yourself on the believe that the feds dont have smarterass.. they fucking do!

Hahaha that Pepe made me lol

Scotsfag here, probably 6 months for inciting racial hatred, although I reckon 5 years is the max for this. It seems that the max sentence that can be passed in the UK for CP is a mere 12 months, even if the perp had a million snuff videos of babies getting raped and then thrown in a mincer.

none, zero, zilch, i dont keep illegal content

no feds in my country, I give no fuck

Unless they can produce an amazing and watertight justification for taking it in the first place, all they're going to find on there is a massive lawsuit against the federal government. I don't pay my solicitor all that money for nothing.

>Pirated LimeWire Pro

Im fucked

It's bait and you just took it

I've got zero illegally downloaded music or films, why would you when you can just use Spotify, YouTube and daily motion.

If your concern is because of illegal porn, then I hope you get caught, battered in jail, shamed amongst your friends and family and are never allowed to have children.

Thanks for listening x

Dude? You can't just "put stuff" on a hard drive. An independent forensic investigation of the drive would quickly reveal the origin of those files and the blowback against the govt would be absolutely massive. We're talking career-ending stuff up and down the chain. Why would anyone be important enough to justify that kind of risk?

0 Jail time. Die in a short lived firefight for opening fire on home intruders.

fine

Also, no lawyer would reccomend you fight it? Lol and lol. There is no lawyer in the world whose eyes wouldn't light up like the surface of the sun at the very thought of having an opportunity to make their name bending Johnny Law over a barrel being presented to them on a silver plate like that

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Dunno how much they're worth but yeah they're gold alright.

Fuck off Mexican fag

Do you even raid 6 b/ro?

i thought it was just a mirrored raid5
turns out i was wrong - xcuse me Sup Forumsruh

6 months
>important shit is storred on darkfiber server

Ur xcused b/ro

Unless the FBI actually gives fucks about my music or cartoon pron, probably none.

0 because im not a sick fuck and have nothing to hide


actually id probably get one year for being a blizzard drone

>hangin around on Sup Forums
>not a sick fuck

opened mine a few weeks ago.. im out of the fuckin' hole.. i think i can even afford three spare copies of Overwatch on steam. Spare copies.

None, but I'm gonna have to download all 3TB of games again.
That's all I store on it ...

Ooh, I'll take one!

Steam name: Gogococo
Pic: bender

spare copies of overwatch on steam?
please tell me more

None
>maybe a couple months/years tbh, idk

Oooh can I have one?

All my (bad) shit is on an external in a secure location

>1265 pirates files
>250,000$ each file
>1 year per file or 250,00$ each
>1265 years in prison

tripwire setups feds are dumb
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Ackroyd
just like Kayla

Its short for a Heavenly Dark Dick.
Y u no the one in your ass. Uneducated Niggerlovin fag

a fair bunch of drug orders, pirated movies and tv. so probably just a fine and comm service for 1st offence. UK is pathetic

>1 year per file or $250,000 each
dude just pay the $316,250,000 nbd

You know you can encrypt what you save to google drive. If google only knew what they were holding on to with some of my accounts......dot......