ITT poorly describe a game or/and a movie
and other anons try to guess it
game:
>omg pls help village is kill
>quest to find magical suitcase
>at last find the suitcase but it does fuck all
movie:
>dad I don't want crimes
>son I am disappoint
>dad I'll still join for crimes
>goes to hiding for years
game:
>you lost it
battletoads?
>you are promised cake
>tedious shit
>no cake
>well there IS cake
>but you dont get any of it
...
portal?
Really dude you should be shouting the title
>wake up and smell the ashes
>run from cops
>level nearly longer than the silent cartographer
>suddenly survival horror
>drive jeep
>avoid bugs
>storm a prison
>TRAITOR
>street war
>superpowers
>is it really that time again?
my life
That's Fallout 2
Don't know the movie...National Treasure?
Movie is Godfather
both correct
>like minecraft
>but more fun
>progress by fighting various body parts
>and also a bee
>and some robots
>you will never beat the final boss unless your setup is completely flawless
>lady is kill
>i dindu nuffin
>frame you anyway
>stones are fucken magical
Dishonored
movie
>cracker moves to tiny town
>teaches spics cross country
>standard sports + minority "inspirational" movie
counter-strike?
>extreme furry
>also murderer
>R
correct
>you have a gun
>it shoots lasers and hearts
PORTAL
ORTdicks
RTA
TAL
AL
L
>tf2
>but with waifus
Undertale
>get arrested
>chosen for special group
>yeah boi
>get into special good
>drugged while listening be Beethoven
A Clockwork Orange
>underwater
>zombies
>but not zombies
>die a lot
>would you kindly
>lolis save you
>fly around
>pew pew pew
>srsly fuck off alien dicks
>oh you wanna fite bich?
>omg dad
>yay we did it
Incorrect. Git Gud
>wake up
>dunno what's happening
>big roar
>run 4 life
>game starts
Terraria?
Bioshock
Correct
>candy crush
>anime tiddies
A movie where some guys bust ghosts
The Breakfast Club
Ghostbuster remake starring Harambe?
Sixteen Candles
Independence Day
Home Alone
Obviously it is Pretty in Pink
>Ruskis kill dog and steal car
>Kill ruskis
>Steal a dog
Herf-lerf terf
I should clarify this is a game
>adam sandler
>nostalgia
>bullshit
Devil May Cry featuring Dante from Devil May Cry
Containment Breach
>kept you waiting huh
>the enemy sniper
>the skulls
>fake snake
Pixels
Underclock
>Desert
>Best friend dies
>Doesn't really die
>End
Ghostbusters
No
Mgs:the phantom menace
>plumber in red goes on quest to save princess from reptile
Huniepop
Movie
>marines take more than 1 hour to arrest some niggers
Wario Land
Heavy Rain.
straight outta compton
this might be a little hard (game)
>o shit the first game of this series is old af
>kill nazis
>awesome game and levels
>suddenly fucking mummies
>wtf is this shit
Captain Phillips
Game: >priestess is kill
>o shit nigga my hand hurts
>who tf is this bitch in armor
>demons
>oh shit nigga the bad guy is invincible
>kill his pet and he is no longer invincible
>friendo disappears and makes place for future free DLC
Movie:
>be me
>short, never wear shoes
>suddenly a bunch of shorter niggas show up with a tall guy that wears the same robe always
>they need a thief
>ok
>forest with spiders n shit
>o shit we got captured by super tall niggas
>barrel ride down river
>neat town on a lake
>dragon
>we unite all the armies
>heroes
Metal Slug
movie = hobbit
nope
>fighting
>big hand is final boss
>fanbase consists of overcompetitive virgins
Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Return to Castle Wolfenstien
super smash bros
nope git gud
mgsv
winrar
>there never needs to be another mario game ever again now that we have this
>singleplayer third person shooter
>hardish
>your crazy
>plot twist
There really are waifus though like holy shit this is accurate. Pick your waifu!!
Game (This is a hard one):
>be doctors
>plague is killing people in small village
>try to find the cure
>horrible graphics
this is totally dead space
max payne?
Correct
Spec Ops: The Line
mario maker
both incorrect
not horror
>gamestop doesn't have it
win rar
>tumblr: the videogame
Game
>anime princess wants to acquire nukes
Movie
>be stuck in bunker all day
>shit's going to hell around me
>all my bros keep fucking up
>kms
It was fun, but honestly for me it seemed generally meh.
FighterFrogs
>start with nothing
>conquer the land
>has multiplayer
>medieval setting
Win
>niglife
>rainbows and shit
>bro gets killed
>revenge
>gimme the gun, son
>everyone dies
Watch Dogs 2
mount & blade?
Movie
>me and dog
>vicious faggot chases me
>some ostentatious faggot crawls out of the sand and wants some gas
>reverse the situation and he begs me to spare him for some useful liquid held by some football nuts
>really just want to be along but I need it
>think of robbing football nuts but vicious faggot's boss sends slightly less vicious faggots after some footballers
>footballers raped/dead
>take one back
>footballers won't give me what I want
>fuck it, join em anyway
>vicious faggot's boss demands footballers surrender to him
>"nah, fuck off mate"
>vicious faggot's boipucci is kill
>spend a day fixing a truck i found and arming the tanker with swords
>day is come
>drive truck with hot footballer bitch on a turret, crip in the turret and slingshot jones riding at the tail end
>vicious faggot tries to kill me
>little gremlin kid who doesn't speak a lick of english is able to survive after only me, him and ostentatious faggot survive
>ostentatious faggot becomes new leader of footballers, while gremlin kid, who I reiterate, cannot speak any human language at his age which I assume is over 5, too late to learn any communication skills by that point, later leads footballer colony and is able to speak perfect english as an adult
yeah
movie:
>mysterious metal
>kill bandits
>punch camel
>fight snakelord
>best soundtrack to this day
great game
Conker's Bad Fur Day
movie:
>poor
>find job
>instantly lose job
>find new job
>everyone there is doing everything wrong and you take all their money
>start your own business
>millionaire ez
pic unrelated
>be teenager
>mom and stepdad on vacation
>sent to school
>meet kid with autism
>kid with autism betrays you
>tackle him through a ceiling
Movie
>guy punches himself
>guy blows up building
Bully