You are the first human to land on Mars

You are the first human to land on Mars

The whole world is watching on live telivision as you take the first steps

What are your first words?

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All your base are belong to me.

a nigga was the first man to land on mars

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Houston, i have to fart.

Hitler did nothing wrong

NOOT NOOT
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"I claim this land as mine! All niggers, jews, arabs, commies and faggots are banned. Long live the white race, Sieg Heil!"

Durrrr hurrr op iz faggot

John Madden

This

Ladies, send me tits, its lonely out here

>6 months later his food ran out and he died, his body was put in a museum at the first martian colony with a label on his exibit the reads "the hubris of man"

Aeiou

With this next step, I am honored to become the first human being to step foot on Mars since the Anunaki abandoned this dying world to seek refuge upon Earth. It is with no small degree of pride that I, with these first steps, lead the Return of our race to it's home-world, and by doing so we Civilized Descendants of the Nephilhym FINALLY find peace and distance apart from all those niggers that we found on Earth all those millennia ago,

Jews did 9/11

None, I die for my people.
Because I will also be the first man on mars to wave his dick around in the open martian air.

I didn't park my car here

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I have finally escaped the meme hell called earth

make murica white again

LOOK AT MY BIG DICK

> This is one small step for man and I'm going to be misquoted anyway so who cares.

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

suck on my balls, 2 times. then i'd destroyed the marsplane i came in. then killed myself live, Costs nasa bilion of dollars. nice waste. Make history

Houston, if you do not reply to this, your mother will die in her sleep tonight. Over.

fuck her right in the pussy

>God Dammit Loch Ness Monster, I ain't gonna give you no tree fiddy

Gee, you guys really did a great job with this studio set! Oh shit, is this mic on?

fuckin a. yeah great idéa

Earthlings! Bow down before the god emperor of Mars!

Your planet will be next

Black Lives Matter

mega faggot

a small step for man, a giant leap towards finally losing my virginity once i get back

Look directly into the camera while walking towards it and say
>Fuck yeah, bitch
And then dab as hard as I can immediately afterward and say nothing else for the rest of the broadcast as I continue doing astronaut things

Allahu akbar

Wew lads

Fuck I should've shit before I left

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I claim this planet in the name of 9gaggers around the world, searching for a potato now.

this place sucks, i miss browsing Sup Forums

I will make interplanital sex a thing to ban.

>One small step for man, one giant leap for me, faggot
>I will ride to Valhalla, shiny and chrome
>Commit seppuku with an ancient Japanese sword I had smuggled on board
>As I am bleeding out, detonate C4 charges on the shuttle
>Flip the camera the bird as I drift into the abyss

Oh god. We were wrong. *smash camera while screaming*

We could have spent this money on feeding poor people LOL... privilege fucking rules!

i am happy that jet fuel cant melt steel beams

Actions speak louder than words

"I am Dagon the first ..God Emperor of Mars .Bow before me tiny Martians!"

Who gives a fuck.

Wrap your brains around this.

>The First person on Mars with a shovel,will also be the first person to find aliens in the form of fossils .

"I declare Mars to be forever a patriarchy and every feminist trespasser will be shot."

>user dies on the way back to his home planet

Niggers tongue anus.

ayyy lmao im a martian xddd

2036, Sup Forums is long time dead for real now :

"OP was a faggot"

o kurwa

white power

I think my first words would be
> Reply to this or your mom will die in her sleep today

top kek

This is why I love you faggots

Uhuru ya'll! White people owe reparations!

GTKRWN

I need to shit

Fuck this gay planet man.

I swear Anne Frank is hiding here.

inshallah

Scream 'ALLAHU ACHBAR' as i smash that motherfucking self destruct button

"Mars? More like my arse."

the only correct answer

Check my dubs faggot

Too long
Just kill yourself
Faggot

This landing has be brought to you by Coca-Cola.

Enjoy Coca-Cola !

>get my well deserved 500 million dollars.

Cool.

Damn, I could be at home looking for tight memes now.

"It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul"

"wu'll do it live, whatever it is on the teleprompter i can't read it, THERES NO WORDS THERE"

Damn that's cool

Nigger**

Stupid chimps

Fun fact chimps have white skin of you shave them.

Oh...

ah, invictus. the one poem thats so cool it survives even in the barren wastes of the net...

ooh, it's all sticky

"I couldn't have made this journey without the help of many great white men"

Maet dyemon!!

world eater symbol?

Underrated.

Sieg Heil!

Hitler did nothing wrong®

BITCHES AINT SHIT YO!

BITCHES AINT SHIT BUT HOES AND TRIX

My dick itches...

I know that Fanboy and Chum Chum is a terrible show, but I can't help but love Kyle. I watch it just for him. I think I'm in love with him. Almost everyone in that show is really ugly, but there's something really attractive about Kyle. Like he would be really sexy if he wasn't animated in such an ugly art style. I'm obsessed with Kyle. I think about him all the time, and I can't stop thinking about him. I dream about him every night. I think I need help.

did you just register that?

LICK ON THE NUTS AND SUCK THE DICK

mamma mia, poppa pia, baby got the dy[aa]reeeeeeaaaaaa
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>And then dab

Well there we go. We've done it.
Whoop de fuckin' doo.
Maybe now that we've done it, we can use the money for schools and feeding the starving
Instead of saying "Oooo it's space! Space is cool! let's spend a fortune on that!"

Im vegan

kek

"Houston?! Hey ehmm this is definetly not Mars, Pennsylvania."

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