Why is everybody obsessed with colonising space, humans can't survive on planets like mars or the moon because there's no sound, food, or water
you can't plant food because the soil is too dry, and there isn't any water. We can't breathe in space because there's no sound. The government keeps sending people into space to kill them because they worship the devil. Do not be fooled into believing there lies, space is hell. God is great.
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You're retarded...
I don't see you proving me wrong, you know deep down i'm right. Why else would the government send people into space just for them to die, that's why all the rockets blow up before they get into space. It's pretty funny that they don't realise they're shooting themselves in the foot because the earth is running out of petrol, they keep wasting petrol by putting it in rockets. They're almost as stupid as you
>Not even earth...
Heretic.
No sound...
Well bring a boomblaster then?
Are you dumb? That's earth, there are no other planets with water or land, earth is the only one that's like that because God the father created it like that.
>We can't breathe in space because there's no sound.
> What is the black budget.
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Just a little reminder friend: troll threads should feel organic. Yours feels very forced. It had potential, but you messed up some very basic things. So pretty much you went full retard, you cant do that and have a successful troll thread.
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So your plan is just to sit on this rock and wait for our species to die out? sounds like a good plan to me. i'd rather die trying to survive then just sit around saying everything is pointless.
"Holy creatures, transform me into your servant, show me the path to enlightenment, as you alter my flesh and free my soul."
>cant survive because there's no sound
When we die we go to heaven, atleast Christians (people with common sense) do. Eventually the rapture will happen so our species wont die out, we'll live on in heaven.
No Satanism in this thread please
First of all, there is water in Mars
Second of all, that is not why you can plant food there.
Third, I hope your descendants are left behind.
That isn't a picture of earth lol.
"Keep us whole. Unity is Forever."
No evidence of that, there's only ice. Ice isn't water.
I think the third point here is critical to the survival of the human race.
"The Marker is life everlasting for all of its children."
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Humans want to coexist with aliens but can't even get along with each other.
Oyy veyy
"To join is to survive."
>Cant breath cause no sound
I mean i almost believed this wasn't b8
"Praise Altman, chosen of the Marker, architect of the Church."
using god as an argument, ok im leaving, you are either completely retarded, or a shitty tier troll. Its a waste of time to have an argument with you though.
Please stop this Satanism
Please stop this pornography, that causes Satanism. Also, there aren't any aliens. We're the only ones because god created us that way, any "aliens" are just demons with another name.
Shut the fuck up you sissy beta fuck boo cuck nigger spic cracker Jew like ass wipe.
Eat a dick.
It's Unitology heretic.
To join is to survive.
No because i'm not gay. Gay people are possessed by sinful demons, which you call aliens
Theres no rapture. That's protestant fan fiction.
I guess you could call me a protestant because I protest against SIN, youll be sorry when the rapture comes.
Becuz technonolagi nigga, them dumb az$ wite ppl be smart to bruhhh they go to spas family fam XDD
>cant breathe in space because theres no sound.
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I can't wait for the rapture to some because if your god is real then every single human is a piece of shit in his eyes :D prove me wrong.
Sin, nothing but sin. Furry porn is the worst of all porn, even worse than child porn. A human procreating with an animal is against nature.
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"One Mind, One Soul, One Flesh."
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>mfw all you have to do in christianity is to accept jesus as savior and ask forgiveness for your sins
YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR YOUR SINS, YOU MAY NOT KNOW IT NOW BUT YOU WILL SOME DAY. REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE.
Now did god tell you that or just your local paedophile?
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Humans will learn that at death of their worldly spirit they will be reborn in unity as a stronger community unending
>penal substitution and faith
Look into it my nog
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Don't be afraid and rejoin the holy one: Altman our martyr, our pioneer
so God didn't actually tell you anything? just a pedo in a dress?
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>think people actually believe in god
Dude im just telling you how the rapture works, im not the retarded op
Does he have 4 balls? Is that a prolapse?
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plot twist:
space is an analogy for god
OP here, I seriously hope you didn't think i was real
The reason we're so obsessed with leaving Earth is to get away from retards like you OP. Please keep existing to remind us why.
>implying the moon is a planet
>never heard of terraforming
>implying Humans are the only "intelligent" species in this universe.
There was water on mars ( that makes 2 habitable plantes in our solar system alone!! There are billions of planets where other species live) and maybe still is + we already found bacteria there so we found extraterrestrial life which means all of you muslims,hindus,christians, and other space wizard believers are already proven wrong. You stupid fucktard
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Well you are real... a real fagget :p
See...Fag
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We colonized africa and added infrastructure. Its possible as long as we dont leave it to be taken care of by the natives.
>we can't breathe in space because there's no sound
Shiieeet I haven't laughed this hard at b8 in years. Good one OP. 9/10
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People actually fell for this. I don't even know what to say
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It's not hard to believe retards like this exist when faggets like you do.
>there's no sound
Yeah there is and even if there wasn't nobody ever died cause of the absence of sound you retard.
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>no sound
I'm having a good zozzle thanks m8 top kek
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I wish some1 would send you to space you utter retard
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The joke.
The clouds.
Your head.
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