Matched with this girl on tinder last night. What do I say. Dubs choose

Matched with this girl on tinder last night. What do I say. Dubs choose.

Gross

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>girl
Yeaaah no

It says you're 5'1 and I wouldn't be surprised if 4ft of that is your fucking face.

Tomorrow, 8pm, your house? I'll bring lube and condoms (;

why the long face

What is wrong with her face?

ask "why the long face?"

ye i just won ty

kkekekekke

Gotta reroll for this one

Poor girl knows shes fugly so shes trying to be interesting.

I bet shes got a hardened heart. Would gladly date.

do you fight crime with timmy turner?

Cant smash this thing...

Here Comes the crimson chin

damn son

"Hey baby, why the long face?"

Paper bag this bitch

not by the haisr on my chinny chin chin

Your dad the Crimson Chin?

"Girl"

K E K E L

fuck.. I kind of feel bad for her.

>wearing 21 shirts
>I also do anal

Amy is lit
hope you hit

you sure that thing is a girl?

Can you eat a whole cheerio at once, or do you have to cut it in half?

That's no girl, that's Chip from Antz!

ask if she's related to Jay Leno

Little pig, little pig, let me in.

NOT BY THE HAIR ON MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN.

No you didn't faggot

>What do I say
"What did the bartender say to the horse?"
"Why the long face?"

>1999+17
>still falls for Shill threads
>Shiggydiggy

rolll