Any other sayings like

Any other sayings like
"Old enough to count, old enough to mount"?

Post 'em faggots

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Old enough to breathe old enough for me

If your age is on the clock, get ready for my cock.

If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock

We know those, get creative faggots

grass on the field, i'll play on it

Old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher.

umbilical cut, ready to fuck

if theres grass on the patch play ball

Keep 'em coming

If it has a brain

My cock will drain.

old enough to scream, old enough for me

Old enough for lovin, old enough for my oven

Dude, wtf where you get that?

old enough to cry, old enough for my dick to rise

old enough to pee, old enough for me

If the chickens are in the coop

The clown will poop

Sup Forums
90% OF DERPDERPDERP
5% of derpderp
5% cringe

was this picture supposed to be a joke?

In the basement

Next to my leg

Big enough to sit big enough to fit my dick

Post more, you got me

If she's born she's ready for porn

If she can say her ABC's, then she's ready for this D.

"Sex by eight, or it's too late"

He's making Frankenstein!

Wasn't this something actually said by NAMBLA

topkek

...

Old enough to pee, old enough for me

if her age is a number on the clock,
then it's time for that twatling to bounce
on Uncle PedoBear's cock!

...

If there's grass on the wicket, lets play cricket.

>old enough to scream, old enough for me
>old enough to scream, old enough to cream
>FTFY

7w7

...

If there's grass on the field, play ball....if there's no grass, play in the mud!

a loli per day keeps policeman away

no, wait...

that better be fucking animated faggot

>tips.fbi.gov

Be a man, don't be a wussy
candybars are cheap
and lures in bald pussy

The best part about twenty-nine year olds is there's 20 of them.

moar quick, before faggots start saying shit, fucking hate this board these days, I really missed out on when this site was actually good, discovered it kinda late.

what kind of file do you need to turn a 0.5 inch hole into a 2 inch hole?

a pedo-file

badum-tss

u guyz rlly thnx thts cp? hav u evn sen a irl pssy b4?

noice

u guyz rlly thnx thts cp? hav u evn sen a irl pssy b4?

1. We can only see the lower half of the body so there's no way to tell actually

2. Your argument makes no other sense because how the fuck is a real life pussy a legitimate reference to CP, the only thing we'd need to see to compare CP to, IS OTHER CP

>if she's old enough to crawl; then she's in the right position

Old enough to pee,old enough for me.

If there is a wing

I will nut

maybe someone should post cp so we can compare, for science...

Won't happen because this place is now a shithole owned by a chink. Let's face it, we saw the best of the internet during its wild west days and now that time is over. This is why Sup Forums is fucking boring now and I can't be bothered to come here.

Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.

Beat me to it

i came late in it wild west days, fml. what was it fully like annon?

1) Don't need to. That's definitely not a child. In addition to that; how many children have you seen with immaculate French tips.

2) Because if you were familiar with what pussy should look like then you'd know this looks adult.

first independent wee, ready for the D

"what was it fully like annon?"

Doesn't need the pill
Good to fill

Cum in the womb
Nine months no baby
Now that is a lady
No need for this tomb

best one so far

It was the same as it is now except there were more people.

The cancer looked different but is was all the same.

u_u

>maybe someone should post cp so we can compare, for science.
Kek, don't have any, I'm not L33T enough to even risk downloading any, if you know the laws then you know they can't really arrest or prosecute you for simply viewing but if you download and its on your hard drive then they may actually invest the time and resources to arrest you, especially if the files you have can be implicated to a pedophile ring

>1) Don't need to. That's definitely not a child. In addition to that; how many children have you seen with immaculate French tips.

I've seen some shit on the deep web, the "managers" of these "models" tend to doll them up quite a bit for photo shoots, so like you asked me if I've seen a real pussy, I now have to ask if you've ever even seen CP

>2) Because if you were familiar with what pussy should look like then you'd know this looks adult.

Up dude, again I have to ask if you've actually seen any CP, because all pussy pretty much looks like that after being stretched out a few times, I'd understand if it was just a gif of an "unpenetrated" pussy and it looked that stretched out, then you'd have the argument, but there really is no way to tell, the guy could literally post the upper half of the gif and have you saying - "fuck I was wrong", it could even be a 14-16 year old in that gif, maybe even younger.

if her age is on the clock, she is ready for the cock

in his basement, duh. you must be new here. he's a well known sociopath and serial killer, but he has dank memes and only kills tumblr fags so we put up with him.

>going down on me does not break celibacy

Northern America Marlon Brando Lookalikes?

If she can spell her name, then I'm game.

Still wets the bed? Can still give me head.

wnd.com/2002/03/13140/

>ive been to the deep web so im super cool guys
>thats why im an expert on child pornography

You remind me of my 21yo SIL. "I heard about the 'deep web' in journalism class today. It's like the internet but you can't get to it. It sounds cool. I want to try going there some day."

Anyways you're either baiting or actually that ignorant. That woman is obviously adult enough to be in porn.

>If she's puffing a cig, she's old enough for my dick

Smoking was more common among teenagers in my youth.

If there's grass on the field, play ball.

>posting shit memes from 2013
>memebase.com
>thinks it is still funny

Old enough to pee,old enough for me

Closer the kin, the better the skin

>ive been to the deep web so im super cool guys
No I have no skills whatsoever, I'm basically a "script kiddy", if I had anything boast worthy to say I wouldn't be able to say it because it would stupid to talk about it

>thats why im an expert on child pornography
When did I even say this, can't tell if you're trolling or so stupid you can't comprehend simple statements

>You remind me of my 21yo SIL
I'm confused how this is even a relevant comparison, because did she even "go there"

>Anyways you're either baiting or actually that ignorant. That woman is obviously adult enough to be in porn
Well I've seen pussy that looks just like that on someone that isn't an "adult" (you do realize that women mature at different rates and ages right), I can't post any proof, because obviously I don't have any else I could be jailed, you can continue being a faggot thinking I'm lying for some reason as though I get a cookie for "being edgy", or just go look for it yourself and see that I'm not lying

Sup Forums is probably the only thing in the world that didnt change, you faggot.

shit meant to quote this faggot, but youre one too anyway

if their feet touch the floor when they're on the toilet

Old enough to wear a globe, old enough to take a load.

able to breathe, able to sheathe

Able to eat, able to skeet

chek'd and kek'd

back in time cp threads were longer alive than today

>If she does not bleed yet, safe plowing you will get.

>back in time cp threads were longer alive than today
A more relevant statement is that cp threads actually had cp

lol true

If the pale moon light shine and luminates the path to the furtile crescent than a great feat Ye shall have.

that pic is probably older than you user

for the longest time people embedded images in jpgs of picard, cheese pizza, and any other image with a "cp" acroynn. crafty pedos

underrated as fuck
kek

It wasn't much relevant. I was just thinking you remind be of her because you think you're all cool and stuff while trying to name-drop basic 101 shit. And since you asked, no she doesn't know how to access any popular "deep web" networks.

I don't think you're lying about all the CP you've seen. I just think it's hilarious that you keep mentioning your prolific CP knowledge but "definitely don't have any because it's illegal." Protest much?

>urges me to look at CP
how very nice of you

mods are asleep, post sinks.

until faggots just started actually posting sinks, with nothing hidden

Easily the best I've ever heard. Good shit, user.

Who needs CP when you have this lul

Old enough to cross the street,
old enough to get the meat

forgot where I heard that one

Old enough for the car seat
Old enough for the hard meat

youtu.be/0L2aUSSfO38
Mississippi Fred McDowell!

no thx

Old enough for blues clues
Break her in like new shoes

im not even that user but you really are a faggot.
lurk more

i like my girls like i like my whiskey, 10 years old and mixed with coke