Daily reminder that Kirk Douglas is still alive

Daily reminder that Kirk Douglas is still alive.

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>You will die in Kirk Douglas' lifetime

>Zsa Zsa Gabor
>still alive
>born in February 1917
>in the FUCKING AUSTRO-HUNGARIAN EMPIRE

barely

>On November 28, 2002, Gabor was a front seat passenger in an automobile crash in Sunset Boulevard, Los Angeles, from which she remained partially paralyzed and reliant on a wheelchair for mobility. She survived strokes in 2005 and 2007 and underwent surgeries.[44] In 2010, she fractured her hip and underwent a successful hip replacement.[45][46]
>In August 2010, Gabor was admitted to Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center in serious condition and received last rites from a Catholic priest.[47][48]
>In 2011, her right leg was amputated above the knee to save her life from an infection.[49] She was hospitalized again in 2011 for numerous emergencies.[50][51][52]
>On February 8, 2016, two days after her 99th birthday, Gabor was rushed to hospital after suffering from breathing difficulties. She was diagnosed with a feeding tube-related lung infection and was scheduled to undergo surgery to have her feeding tube removed.[53][54][55]
She's pretty much been on her literal deathbed for almost two decades.

>tfw she's been confined to her bed for 2 decades
>tfw she probably hasn't felt joy since Nixon was president
>tfw she's practically a vegetable with her children only caring about stealing her money
Zsa Zsa had a hard life, I hate seeing the elderly living such shitty lives.

This desu.

Last time I saw a recent picture of him he looked like he was actually melting. Like his fucking skin was falling off or something.

why is he yellow
is he decomposing?

>Michael Douglas will die within Kirk's lifetime

Must be fuckin' weird to be past 70 and still have your dad around

That's make-up. My gf uses the same kind when she cleans her boipussy.

I have a great-grandmother and grandmother past 90 and 70, respectively. It is pretty fucking weird, especially considering she could very well be a great-great grandmother if she hangs on for a few more years (and she looks a lot fucking better than these people ITT)

Didn't he rape someone? Like for real?

It was a different time

Yeah, but he's jewish so it doesn' count.

He never admitted to being the Black Dahlia killer. But he never denied it either.

Post favorite Kirk Douglas roles

He outlived Crackhead Bob too
youtube.com/watch?v=_2d3d76RGes

and of course Paths of Glory

Damn, I still have to watch this.

I'm Spartacus.

>I call it my 'stroke of luck'

What did he mean by this?

favorite of his roles? maybe maybe not
pretty great film? yeah

Kirk Douglas is feeding himself with all those celebrities that die before their time to unnaturally prolong his life! He's even going to outlive his son.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

Does rape lead to longevity?

I think hell be fine

i too have a great grandmother who is fucking ancient despite smoking since she was in her early teens. she's also a great-great now that my cousin had a kid. and she don't look as dead as these guys.

SOON...

what makes these people think anyone wants to see them looking like this

just stop holding on ffs, stubborn fucks

I'M SPARTACUS!

Oh, you cheeky bastard, you.

He keeps his mouth away from pussy, unlike his son.

I had a great aunt who was obese, 4'11", chain smoked, and died a year ago from natural causes. She was literally pretty much a little sphere. Human mortality is fucking weird.

>WAKE ME UP

Fucking hell, just put her out of her misery

Do you think he is scared every time he goes to bed knowing he might not wake up?

It's probably the last generation to live so long. At least naturally.

I'd hate to reach old age and live my last years like that.

Lust for Life

He looks like Gavin Belson right here.

>diagnosed with a feeding tube-related lung infection
I don't know why this is funny

Hey if you're gonna live that long you may as well reach 100

Reminder he hasn't been in a good move in 36 years. Saturn 3.

I had such a crush on her. I guess if there is one lesson to learn is protect your skin from the uv.

youtube.com/watch?v=izy2ittIe7A

Sorry for the shit quality.

When she nods her head she's spelling out S.O.S to kill her.

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this is great, where is it from?

It's a short. I first saw it in the 90s as part of an animation festival.

must be all the young starlet blood he has bathed in that is preserving him