Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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ちんぽつ

england sucks

Well I guess it's still better than autismo rila or koreaboo

shit pic but 乙

how big of a crutch is rikaikun/chan?

don't forget to like and subscribe

It's like an ameriscooter

i feel i use it too much. i got it because i don't know many kanji but now i just use it to read things quickly, its quiet annoying but its too convenient not to use

i will

i think i only really use it when i see a character i dont recognize, but i feel like i probably use it a lot more without thinking about it so i was considering dropping it.

Explosion!
megum.in

2D girls are shite.
you never tough those boobs and butts.

>tough
touch desu ne

Get into lucid dreaming and touch them all you want.

never knew what is sadpanda

How fast is the Shinkansen?

How long would it take me to go, say, from Tokyo to Osaka by bullet train?

super duper fast

>How fast is the Shinkansen?
lmgtfy.com/?iie=1&q=How fast is the Shinkansen?
>Tokyo to Osaka by bullet train?
lmgtfy.com/?iie=1&q=time for Tokyo to Osaka by bullet train?

Takes about 3 hours if I remember correctly

1 hour

2 and a half haours with nozomi

It take 2 hours 22miniuts.

>haours
>miniuts
I chuckled.

lolって何が楽しいんだ
まったく爽快感ない

obviously typo tho

日本人の新幹線は快適だった
静かで綺麗で乗客もみな礼儀正しい
俺がいつも乗ってる地下鉄は汚いし臭いし黒人がヒップホップ歌いながらナンパしてるし、どうしようもない

>黒人がヒップホップ歌いながらナンパしてる
嘘乙

地下鉄でパーティーか
楽しそうやな
youtube.com/watch?v=QCyIY10KBnk

キッスしてほし!!

youtube.com/watch?v=gfmoWR6jQ0M
>what did they mean with this

> 2 - 0 - 1 - 7
>weeaboos still exist

EL PERUANO

楽しいとは感じない
彼らはうっとうしい
俺は静かな環境が好きだ

ordeña en su niñez...

its the year 29 isnt it?

This is my script for my first video, what do you think?

>hello youtubers :3 sweden-san here with another すごい video.
>today we are going to go into a konbini (that's convenience store for you gaijins) and find anime food
>行きましょうか?

>(in konbini)
>うわあああああぁあぁぁ~~ポッキ!!!!!!!!
>wow, this is a very すごい moment
>i'm gonna きく the cashier if she wants to 一緒に食べる

>おねがい don't 忘れる to like and subscribe
>Comment if you knew what ポッキ was ;)

I think I need to work a bit more on it

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>2017
>Brazil

kek

日本では不良白人どもがそれやって顰蹙買ってたけど、アメリカじゃやっぱり黒人だな

いいね!いいね!!

if you do it all with a stereotypical swedish accent i think it could be a hit

hmm
shall be subscribing

You forgot the
>Bye bye みんな、 またね~

カエルのミームって廃れないね。。

try to fit kawaiis in there too when looking around

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ぺぺは可愛さが足りない

kermit is dead and buried

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このスレはもう死んでいる

Who's my husbando

...

work hard
play hard

work hard in peru
play hard in asia

nobody had died from overworking
neither me

Deep stuff.

カエル好きだから廃れてほしくない

Posting this here too in case they didn't see my post in the last thread.

Sorry for my late reply and thank you two so much for the detailed answer!

Crutch? If you didn't have it then you would just open an online dictionary which does the same exact thing but takes longer.

If you're reading and don't want to rely on rikai, turn it off until you're done.

do you think they already fucked?

デッドスレ

「imabi」と「tae kim」とどちらのほうが一番いい?

Tae Kim is better quality for Imabi is better quantity.

>mrw she tells me she's lesbian

ガブリエルドロップアウトをおすすめしてくれた日本人にありがとう

このアニメはけっこう面白いww

仕事行きたくねえええあ

>黒人がヒップホップ歌いながらナンパしてる
ワロタw楽しそうじゃん

What's the meaning of それそれ when someone sings it over and over?

何でその嫌らしい女がトラウザーズを履いてませぬか

Feels good,man

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ching chong ping pong x-DD

さすがはキリスト教徒

Make Megumin a New Meme

use kek instead lol
君たちキウィ、パパイヤ、マンコだね
youtube.com/watch?v=9bAmA1wwWX8

新年初ウンコー
冬のトイレは寒くて辛い(´・_・`)

it's Pantuya
me too

便秘なのか?
俺なんかウンコしながら年明けだぞ

もう11日経ってるのに
便秘か

少食なの

...

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>初ウンコー
>初ウンコー
>初ウンコー
>初ウンコー
便秘程くだらないものはない
下痢程つまらないものはない
初春や 肛門から芽が出で 御目出度う
しっこは?

ガブリエルドロップアウトか
俺も見てみるかな

小の方は別に特筆すべき事は無い

Please help

この化物ッ

I've heard that the word セイカ means sexual harrassment. Is that true? If not, does that word have any meaning?

>この化物ッ
thanks so much

Don't know but I'm pretty sure セクハラ is sexual harassment.

セクハラの事?

link??

多分。 Does that pronunciation have any real meaning?

精華大学は、かつて痴漢立命の衛生大学で、教員に痴漢立命が多い

京都精華大(京都市左京区)は23日、女子学生にセクハラ行為をしたとして、40代の男性准教授を減給6カ月の懲戒処分にすることを決めたと発表した
university.main.jp/blog5/archives/2007/10/post_669.html

この学校来て、結局何も・・・。 なんか、先生もセクハラみたいで正直気持ち悪かった。 大したこと身につかなかったし、頑張ってもたいしたところ行けないし、授業料返してほしい。
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なる程、セイカはセクハラ
Sexual harassment→セクシャルハラスメント→セクハラ

>I've heard that the word セイカ means sexual harrassment. Is that true?

Nah, at least I've never heard that the word セイカ means sexual harassment.
I guess you mean セクハラ(sekuhara) which is short for sexual harassment

> If not, does that word have any meaning?
セイカ(seika) has a lot of meaning with the same pronunciation such as 成果, 製菓, 青果, 聖火, 生家, 精華 and so on so I can't identify it.

Why was Samurai culture not homosexual?

It was very homosexual.

this

In a non-formal email, starting it with "(name)さん、こんにちは" would be fine, right?

peru? how is your day today peru? what are the daily tasks at hand today peru?

today i will fast the entire day. i will just drink green tea, because yesterday i had ice cream and mcdonalds. what about you peru? are you sticking to your diet? peru?

yes, but personally I find "(name)さん、こんにちは" a little formal.
incidentally if you are in contact with your very close friends, I think "よう、(name)!" is fine too though.

どうも!

>Not starting with a deep proverb that semi-relates to the body of the letter, then ending with another related deep proverb

scrub