/balt/ + /ausnz/

/bantz/ edition

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Eesti

somethin on my mind

hello
please use the right Latvian flagbearer

thanks

t. L. Paldies

>tfw no cute boss gf

watching a video about a latvian bloke who came to australia and hes named adolf

really makes you wonder why his family had to come

):

>:
Disgusting

It's me, the blogging user who felt his bum was big and started subsisting on carrots.
I tried boiling them today. Pretty good. Better than when I tried to shred, then fry them.
For more updates, please visit my Patreon page.

Why are my compatriots so autistic?

>big bum
pls be named yuri

youtube.com/watch?v=wYuMR_KXn8U

I grew up in the countryside raised by my grandma.
When I went to school in the city, my classmates teased me for my straightforward nature and so I never had an opportunity to learn fitting in.

gf snapped this sneaky pic of me lol

Hi this is Juris

snapped a pic of my gf lol as revenge

genjitsu wa amaranai

dumb autistic Mīķoto

Kivide all on kividest maa

excuse me?
who is this mīķoto?

CO
SMIC
MOVE
MENT

just so you know, im currently pooping!

>tfw addicted to talking to people on runescape

Me too! I ate at a fast food place after months of fighting the urge and now I'm unleashing a nuke!

hmmmm

can Sup Forums ever recover

Getting a bit fat, 2bh, lads

>tfw no cute gf that always tries her best to be a good housewife and gf that sews youe clothes even though shes clumsy and always pokes her fingers with the needle as accident

>tfw skinnyfat
>tfw used to be lean skelly mode
>eat less bad food but fat still seems to be stacking on my belly
hmm yes not good

>bad food
lmao
you can eat whatever you want and still stay /fit/
how did the WHO (World Health Organisation) spread all these lies

>tfw attractive and 100% content with my body and face
???

>trying to get drunk on white port but it's so fucking disgusting that I can't
??????????????

Should I buy a couple of 10kg dubbells for exercising?
I feel so tired all the time and I have high blood pressure

fap less, eat more healthy food and do some sort of regular exercise (can be your dumbbells, can be just a jog in the park, as you prefer)

nothing will fix your high blood pressure though, if it's affecting you too much you gotta take medication.

*INHALES GLORIOUS NORDIC AIR*

WE
youtube.com/watch?v=5bX4mO_xNAE

Operation Weserübung should have included Sweden.

>no gf
KURWA

I barelly fap as is. I produce no precum and ejaculate pretty fast. Some aquaintances I have say they jack it for 30 mins

Drink more water, it will help you a lot.

No it won't

Dear blog, I just got my two chink monitors from omniva today, it's been delayed 3 weeks. Gonna get them tomorrow from post office terminal

Try it

For years I've had urination problems and no doctor I saw helped me. I can't grow decent hair on my arms, legs and face, right knee started to crack and recently it began hurting, I never had a gf, have no friends.
I'm almost 22

SEE THE REICH
IN FLAMES

TRY TO SAVE BERLIN
IN VAIN

IT'S A ROAD THROUGH DEATH
AND PAIN

ON THE OTHER SHORE
THAT'S THE END OF THE WAR

Good shit, chink electronics are usually cheap and not even that bad.

>I can't grow decent hair on my arms, legs and face
At least you don't have to shave as much

How do I become part of the /balt/ + /ausnz/ cool crowd?

Yes but I am mad at the stupid estonians, they held it 3 weeks before sending it to postnord. It's two good 170€ each monitors, good resolution too 2560x1440 and 120Hz(they overclocked it, default is shitty 75Hz).

THE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTHERN BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHERS

Start by being socially autistic and have no sense of humor

Trust me, we all have our problems. Except for Sweden user - his life is perfect.

i am mad a PEEDEN for creating 6 gorillion jewbanks in estonia and stealing our local capital
SWEDBANK GET THE FUCK OUT

WEEEEEEEEE THE NORMAL PEEEEEEEEEEOPLEEEEE
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No

*calls swedbank and seb to make more banks and put estonia in debt*

DEATH IN THE SHAPE OF A PANZER BATALLION

> boss gf
cuck

yesterday my gf put her fingertip in my asshole during sex and i don't know how i feel about it

>there is a lithuanian who listens to sabaton but isn't swede/finn or pole

>fingertip
fucking casuals

Lithuanian panzer battalion when?

That is actually racist 2bh

Hey guys watch my moves!

> yesterday my gf put her fingertip in my asshole
cuck.

Remove furry

>lithuanian who isn't a pole

Heh try to catch me

*dashes like tanic the Faeroe autist*
youtube.com/watch?v=m1bBnpkDjNI

Impressive, now lets see you do rocket science.

Did I say something wrong?

This

Yeah, watch this

You made a false statement that there are Lithuanians who aren't Poles

>swedes can't top this

That's extremely immature and childish.

Never unexpect something!

*the king comes*

also
>tfw not smart as that lithuanian who discovered and learned 40 new dinosaurs

>posts anime

>posts anime

>posts anime

I may be tall and look like a dying man but my heart is still of a child( I guess my mind too...)

>tries doing the "we all post the same thing" trick to feel a sense of belonging to a group at least once in his life
Pathetic

>posts more anime

Where are the lceland

Back at home

ur ass

Hi poo peeland!!

I should apply to be a janny to ban all the weebs hehe

I should apply to be your bf

>posts more anime

Me on the left

How do you feel about women(male)?

baka mitai

THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE
BORN TO COMPETE
NEVER RETREAD

(GHOST DIVISION)

Is this some funny video?

i take what i can get

youtube.com/watch?v=Ri5Gjb_deR8

[Sabaton intensifies]

Jawohl, Hans, der Gespensterdivision ist die Beste divison

Wish I was as /fit/ as those guys ;_;

What hinders you from working out?

I do work out, but I'm not quite threre yet
But some day!

Ah, well continue and you will get the gains.

>a all those Aussies ITT
Do you think there's Mathew the hacker among them? I'd suck his pee pee :3

hontoo ka
sugoi neee
uwaaah