Couple has sex

>couple has sex
>guy busts a nut up in there
>woman doesn't immediately clean out her wazoo and simply walks around with it like its nothing

...

>virgin makes thread

Do women really have to clean their vaginas after sex? What even happens if they don't do it?

>Couple attempt sex
>Man can't maintain erection
>"It's ok, it happens to a lot of guys." Instead of something deeply insulting and emasculating.

>what happens if they don't...

smells like death 8 hours later. vaginas are disgusting

yeast infection or something, that things like a science fair experiment

guys are supposed to pee pee after ejack too

It flows out of them which is kind of messy. They usually go to the bathroom and let it "fall" out.

lmao

My ex always left it in and liked the feeling of it leaking out later on.

Freddy vs jason, right before he gets swallored in the matress

what

>woman makes thread

>the morning after when it's time for round two

they should

but from experience a lot of them don't

in fact, most girls are really messy, their rooms will have shit all over the floor, they'll smell, their bedsheets will be washed once per 6 months and they don't wash properly or often enough
and their kitchens and living rooms are messy too, and their bathrooms are full of even more shit
it's incredible really

>UTI
>Pregnancy
>Bad Odor
>Bacterial Infection

Among other things

This, if you find a clean woman cherish her

>women on the internet

Women really are fucking gross. Had to use the women's restroom at work the other day because the mens toilet was broken and it was absolutely disgusting.

>man has sex
>doesn't cry for 30 minutes afterwards

Fucking dropped.

What was on his mind that day?

Tru. But were not on r9k so op has to be a woman

>waitIng till the morning for round 2

>Fucking a pineapple

My first thought was that my dick would burn so bad from the acid and my second thought was "Yeah wear a condom, obviously fucking idiot"

My third thought was I should just go ahead and hang myself.

i've literally never washed my sheets since i moved out 13 years ago, (You) me anything...

>couple just have sex
>guy busts
>they roll over and she covers her tits with the sheets

>couple has sex
>man doesn't collapse out of exhaustion and just lies there for 30 minutes to regain his strength

>morning

Kick their ass out by 3am

Their fucking hair everywhere, perfume to hide their dirty bedsheets, ear swabs lying around their floor etc. etc.
JUST

>fell for the "ew boys are nasty" meme women go on about
>think girls are clean

>finally living with one
>hair all over the bathroom. i mean fucking everywhere not just the sink
>faint bloodstains everywhere
>skid marks all over toilet
>blood and poop stained panties everywhere
>smelt like a mix of fish and asshole in the air
>garbage full of bloody tampons
>items generally all over the fucking place

>fart once in public
>EW BOYS ARE SO GROSS OMFG

If i wasn't sexually attracted to women id stay the fuck away

>R rated deadpool movie
>couple has sex everyday
>she keeps her top on everytime

Pineapple isn't a citrus wtf. Are you uncut??

>is a robot
>has sex

what a crock of shit

This.

When my ex-wife (fucking bitch) moved out I was appalled how dirty and cluttered the house was. Spent a solid week cleaning and re-arranging and realizing what a shitty housemaker she was.

My girlfriend sometimes does it if I drop a particularly huge load or drop one in her ass, but I don't usually cum buckets so it doesn't matter if she doesn't wash it after.

can confirm, I'm currently living with my gf and she's dirtier than I thought. Really, how can you waste 2 hours a day in a bathroom and never clean the sink?

It doesn't have to be a citrus to be acidic you fucking moron

my wife goes to the toilet after i fill her up and drops it out. then babywipes

>girls in charge of not being grown up babies

sup verge

Does her son know she does this?

>not showering immediately after
>not giving the bitch time to cook something

truly the reddit of movies.

>loves pegging
>stupid memed jokes
>cheesy 90s pop rap
>in your face attitude with no apologies

Well, yes. Generally, if you cum inside a girl, it'll come leaking out when she stands up and goes walking around. So most of the time, they will go to the bathroom and let it all dribble out.

eh?

Always too hammered tbqh familia

wife's son*

>UTI
No.
>Pregnancy
That can happen just from insertion.
>Bad Odor
Again, no.
>bacterial infection
Thricely, no.

It's simply messy, that's all. Girls typically wipe off because it runs down their legs and onto the sheets, etc.

This

Spot the cuckold

...

from just insertion

Precummers leave

He didn't love it though, he tried it and didn't like it.

how about you clean the sink

or stop spitting blood in it and go to the dentist for the first time in 14 years

jackass

>drop loads in gf everytime
>cups her pussy with her hand and sits on toilet
>see through mirrors reflection her licking her cummy fingers
>won't let me cum in her mouth

the fuck?

...

>Bad Odor
>Again, no.
You've clearly either never cum in a woman or never been around a woman's vagina several hours after shooting a load in it.

After a few hours it starts smelling funky. By the following morning shit smells like crab sticks.

>blood and poop stained panties everywhere

>white panties with blood and poop
>black panties with yellowish vagina discharge

And they lay all around the floor to be seen, fucking disgusting

>not precumming before your pants come off
>not cumming within 5 minutes

you aint gotta lie to kick it here user

>not flossing in the shower

Dentist is a waste of money. Just like oil changes from autoshops.

This is more accurate desu

Did she also enjoy using jam rags?

Why do I sense an underlying bitterness in these posts? With just a hint of self approval.

Post tits or GTFO.

she's obv waiting till you put a ring on it

>this fucking thread

>let's me do anal all the time
>won't eat my shit

da fuck

stop projecting cunt

that's not what projecting means but cool

it's a power thing. you would have to be a woman to understand

chicks stop giving head when they get a ring....this is common knowledge

No idea what that is, explain please.

The sex is good but is it really worth the smell and mess and also how their apartments are basically nests.

I wish I was gay because all of my gay friends have really clean apartments and they look after their bodies really well (grooming and cleaning etc)

>his penis doesn't naturally produce precum as lubrication for insertion

Precum has semen in it. A smaller amount, but it's there.

There's something wrong with your cum, friend. Or your gal's vag. Semen is alkaline. Vaginas are acidic. The two neutralize each other. There should not be a noticeable funk hours later.

spotted the female

>he hates the fact women are fucking disgusting at home
>he must just be bitter!

naw, get some life experience. everyone with some will tell you this exact same thing: women are way more disgusting than men at home. Married men, engaged men, people who just moved in together, single men, i've heard it from them all.

Not him, but jam rags are sanitary towels.

It was my nickname at high school.

Wifeys World proves otherwise

Because you're likely either a woman or a mentally ill guy who calls himself a woman and as such can't take legitimate and merited criticism against women without it being due to male frustration over penis size or whatever. You're probably one of those losers that makes those, "When sum fuckboy thinks he can be yo man but you like HEYLL NAH NIGGA I'S WORTH MO THAN THAT!" pictures that strong, independent women post on Instagram because they're so strong and independent.

>tfw no stinky gf

Don't get all butthurt guys.
Maybe you and your freinds just have shit taste.

Oh, yeah, she used those, why?

>paid porn actress
>same mentality average women

Explain further.

>The two neutralize each other. There should not be a noticeable funk hours later.
You are literally an idiot if you think this is how things work. An acid and alkaline neutralising each other has nothing whatsoever to do with smell.

Also precum IS seminal fluid, retard.

no, women are just disgusting

>bust a nut in my ex
>she liked to lay on top of me after sex

are latinas and indians normally clean?

is it just white girls who do this terribly nasty shit at home?

Did you see an edited cersion or some shit. When I went to see it she had her tits out for that holiday scene

Had a gf when I was 15 with worst smelling pussy you could imagine. Very rancid dead fish smell.
I stole some ph value measurement straps from physics and chemistry class to check her disgusting rotten tuna soup.
>mfw the straps turned crimson red

They sell pH neutralizers at the pet store bro

>at home

Lemme tell you, I worked a couple summers as a janitor while in HS. Womens bathrooms are fucking atrocious. So bad to the point that after hours, female employees would ask me to watch the door so they could use the men's bathroom.

women do a lot to keep up their appearances. the behind the scenes of keeping those appearances up entails some nasty shit. the classy ones just make sure the bathroom door is always closed and shit.

>gf gives head
>blow load in her mouth
>she doesn't swallow
>instead she comes up to my face and tries to kiss me while she's giggling like a fucking retard

girls are strange

>wazoo

that's actually kinda hot

Can confirm, work with one of the hardest motherfuckers ever who used to be a bouncer.

Been shot at, jumped, cars driven into him, been through hell. Basically IRL Jason Statham in a movie role.

Even he wouldn't go into the female washroom at bars/clubs.

>latinas
>indians
>clean

The closer to the equator/more poor they are the worse it is

Comprehension is a problem for you? I'm sorry you have something wrong with your works, bro, but that's no reason to take it out on me.

>precum is seminal fluid

You realize that's exactly what I said, right? Hence me saying you can get pregnant just from insertion.

>inb4 never ending loop
Scooby doo was literally redit: the cartoon