Prove you're an oldfag in 5 words or fewer

prove you're an oldfag in 5 words or fewer

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nigger

You're a fucking newfag

newfags cant triforce
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Hey look I'm op I'm not a new fag hue hue hue

no

You are a Roody-poo.

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RAAAAWWW RAAAWWW FIGHT THE POWAAAHHH

newfags can't orangetext

Bring back snacks

Giganigga can't be stopped.

Puddy puddy

banana meme was funny

>#AD421F

>GIRUGAMESH

girugamesh

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i dont play lol

I post gore pics on Sup Forums

Now she doesn't need them

S U B W A Y T H R E A D S

milhouse is not a meme?
i feel like ths is the answer you were fishing for op

kek

Now, everybody from 2 thousand and 3
Put your motherfucking hands up and follow me
Everybody from 2 thousand and 3, put your motherfucking hands up
Look, look

Now, while OP stands tough
Notice that OP did not have his hands up
This cuckchan's got you gassed up
Now, who's afraid of the Big Bad Mod
1, 2, 3, and to the 4
1 Chan, 2 Chans, 3 Chans, 4
4 Chans, 3 Chans, 2 Chans, 1
8 chan, 4 chan, 2 chan, none
This guy ain't no motherfucking oldfag
I know everything he's 'bout to say against me
I am old, I am a fag
I do live in a basement with my mom
My boy Moot is a cuckolding fag
I do got a dumb friend named Anonymous
Who banned himself from his own board
I did get saged by all of you fags!
And I did fuck Moots girl!
But I'm still standing here screaming "fuck the OP"
Don't ever try to judge me, OP!
Cause' you don't know what the FUCK I've been through!
But I know something about you
You went to reddit, that's a gayass site.
What's the matter, fag, you embarrassed?
This guy's a seal? His real name's John
And John lives at home with both parents
And John parents have a real good marriage
This OP don't wanna battle, he's shook
Cause ain't no such things as halfway edge
He's scared to death, he's scared to look in his fucking yearbook
Fuck OP!

Fuck the beat, I'll go a capella
Fuck Sup Forums, fuck a mod, fuck MOOT, fuck everybody
Fuck y'all if you doubt me
I'm a fucking oldfag! I say it proudly
And fuck this site, I don't wanna stay, I'm outtie.
Here, tell these anons something they don't know about me

i miss moot

I'm a girl btw

puddi puddi

I live next to that toll road that girl crashed on. I take it to work everyday

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Mods Mods mods

>test

>being this old
welcome Sup Forumsrother

Newfag

The pool is closed

There are a few warriors among us.

>insert The Hobbit dinner scene

Pizza to craziness.

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, user is obese and heavy
There's sperm on his sweater already, dad's spaghetti
He's faggy, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop his balls,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
The whole chan sages so loud
He opens his mouth, but the meme won't come out
His spaghetti's out, everybody's jerking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, banned!
Snap back to reality, Oh my anal cavity
Oh, there goes user, he came
He's so edgy, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't fuck it, he knows this whole chan to these ropes
It don't matter, he's shit
He knows that but he's a twit
He's so absent, he knows
When he goes back to his mom's home, that's when it's
Back to the basement again, yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go screenshot this meme and hope it ain't stale pasta

>>OP pm me and i'll proove

Fuck I remember this bitch but I forgot her name.

Shoop.

I got you fam
*dabs*

Nina I think

Candy-ass

no her name is Cat Goddess

nina

99chan was the best chan

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@oP ur so gey xDDD

Back in my day they were called image macros

who?

Guten Abendto!

Interior crocodile alligator

this is epic
that's the only emoji id be willing to use

the goddess of all cats of course or kitty if you will.

The game

hitler did nothing wrong

newfag

you're part of the problem

guys! go to r e d d i t instead

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i don't understand

Literally me

Birding

Candy ass

v&

Duckroll

Candlejack is only one wo

#classic
you sir are indeed an oldfag
*dabs*
also gig (short or giggle)

I wasnt even on Sup Forums then and i remember it haha.

STAY CALM, I'M GOING FOR HELP!

consequences have never been the same

oh... my lord.... I fucking remember her lmao. God was that like 5-6 years ago? Holy shit do you still have vids? Is she alive?

Then one should seek enlightenment on the dark web.

Teach me how to dougie

(this dance was founded on Sup Forums back in 2004)

>2015
still new

Consequences will never be the same. (Six words but fuck you, that's why)

>Newt Gingrich
>Roodypoo

i want the little girl

nobody will remember this
most users only go as far back as puddi, or migrate to other boards once they've been here for a while

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>ll ne
what? could you clarity?

Filthy mother fucking Frank

Pen0r

ya dun goofed

do you like mudkipz bro

>being this old

well done user...
well done

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I heard you like mudkipz

Too soon

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I accidentally my sister

how is babby formed

copy paste from tanassin
tanasinn.info/wiki/Complete_History_of_Sup Forums
lurk more newfag
>you thought that would work ?
samefag
oh and by the way, there is no more fucking heaven.
>i want my sage back

Fantastic. Surgeon is inspired.

Me too user me too..
> sage :(
All hail the Sky Queen!!

I found this in my closet.

>697517151
newfag

Jerked off to sexxybebe23 when her video came out

teh rei