Accidentally matched with a fatty. Dubs decides what I say

Accidentally matched with a fatty. Dubs decides what I say

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> "Accidentally"

Im kinky for beached whales

Show dick post results

"Do you eat ass?"

> "Accidentally"

Tits or GTFO

re-rolling

How did you convert into a land dweller? Check em

Show her dick and ask for tits

rollando

Send pic

Hey there Ton-of-fun

Can I smell your ass?

This

Where i come from we shoot whales like you with a harpoon

> SHOW DICK

I want to suck ur nipples

Fuck I'm just sending this. It's too funny

Send dick pic. Tell her it's a harpoon for her.

Better yet,

"You look like a ton o fun."

Hey, girl.

I know by your size that you are desperate enough to be with literally anyone willing to put up with you, but ill tell you a little about myself anyway.

My name is OP, and i suck cocks every hour of the day.
I enjoy being cucked, but chances are no other guy will want to fuck you, so lets put a pin in that one.

Anyway, we should meet up some time. I assume i can always find you stuck on the beach?

hey there you look like a ton of fat.

Roll

I want 2 see u like this

Rolling for this lmao

Lacking the attractiveness and charm of the previously mentioned chimpanzee, as well as an overall sense of elegance in his refinements or movements, this example of an Asian species of extant great apes is adorned with a highly amusing front upon his somewhat unstable cranium.

The orangutan in question is able to stand upside down utilizing his hands for support, but as with the small lady from before, only performs this feat when absolutely required to do so. However, he shall gladly elongate the muscles of his upper limbs in an outward position upon your request alone.

Pumping air in his own body in a way that is sure to expand it, in a manner strongly resembling that of a colored inflatable rubber sac that is often used as a decoration or given to young individuals.

This primate, despite being quite mentally insane, thoroughly enjoys this melodic performance.

yo i got tendies wana chill with my mom? She said you loolike the right kind of guy for me.

this

Reroll

would face fuck post more faggot

fuckin hell

Wanna have a date at the beach? after i fuck you blowhole im sure i can get some extra guys and they can help push you back into the ocean :)"

ZINGER

"If you can finish a large pizza while I watch I'll lick your asshole from here to Kalamazoo"

Dubs

...

winrar

Roll fuckin fuck

This, NOW.

Hey there! That would make a sexy 'before' picture.

what the app?

Waste of dubs

Rolling for this

REEEE

kek

lurking for response

REEEERRrREEEERER

"show me your dick and Ill show you mine ;)"

>Dubs decides

>334

????

i think im in love with you

Would you fuck your Dad to save your mom?

you fucked up. That user didnt get dubs, end your life

Im gonna kill myself if not dubs

I think ur cute ;)

Im fucking triggered

Sup ya trap sexualised emo sliting fat fuck? wana fuck?

I want your feminine penis in my mouth.

Hah god can suck my asshole

A bj you know that bitch is hungry

...

Implying OP will deliver.

I just masturbated to a picture of your grandma i found on facebook. Can you introduce me to her?

Winfukcinrar

ABSOLUTELY HARAM

Hook up and have her suck your dick.

The blowjob she gives should be out of this world as fat girls tend to have an oral fixation.

I think I've fallen in love with your eyes. I can see that behind them lies a nice soul. Your ass is also quite good

>bisexual

hueh

because it means they dont have to take their clothes to reveal a fucking disgusting body.

Those are some rocking tits girl, care to show more? ;)))

Say app name plz

My Mom let me on the computer for a little while.
I think you are cute, kinda like my sister.

Still hasn't answered. I'll throw up the first girl I match with

Sorry for being an asshole. I was trying to be funny but I don't think it worked. Can I make it up to you over dinner?

Partially true. Fat girls give the best head because they have to be good enough to get you to want more.

rerolling

rolling for this one just to see OP make plans to go out with fatty

tinder you fucking virgin

Tinder

already found it. go fuck yourself

> fucking virgin
divide by zero

She just unmatched. Want another?

Hey there sexy. Wanna fuck?

rollo

Marry me

Rolling for
>You fall in love with her
>You begin to slowly date
>After 2 years of dating you ask her to marry you
>Five years into your marriage you turn into a beta fag and let her fuck other dudes for the rest of your marriage

I want to tittyfuck you

Rerollerinoli ravioli

trolloo

bump

i want new friends to leave

ROLL

RE ROR

This is easily the best choice

Riroll

Oh hey, quads win

Quads speak Godly truth

Praise be, lord of Zion

Matched on what, see this app being used all the time

Grindr a dating app

Read the thread newfag

Gotcha. Thought maybe an update to tinder but that clarifies things