You're in Vegas with $500 to burn, want to have fun without cheating. What would you do?

You're in Vegas with $500 to burn, want to have fun without cheating. What would you do?

Kill yourself

>want to have fun without cheating
>cheating with no one

Massage, private show, public show, lap dance, ask hooker to shoot on her face.

Fuckin dem bitches (a 600$/hour to get max luxury with budget)

Doubt i'd last an hour anyway. Sup Forums, I know there are some creative fucks in here.

Ride the white pony wherever she chooses to take me. Always go for all on holiday.

vegas fag here
gamble
eat a fancy dinner
see a show
get fucked (up on you choice)

>meet a british chick
>get over the teeth
>say, "fancy a shag"
>tfw you get your fuck on because they are loose like that
>spend that 500 on blow and black jack

Leave my significant other and succ the hobo.

They have full nude shows here? I see only topless adverts for shows or private escorts. Also, I don't know about Brit teeth.

>$500 in vegas
>having fun
pick one

certain clubs just depends what your looking for, lower end clubs the girls do more for the dollar

500?

That will cover for a decent steak and a nice bottle of Bordeaux. But that's just dinner, not fun.

$500
All on one hand of blackjack
Triple up!!
Then make pic related happen

Buy a ps4 and get a motel room for the night.

blow it all on slots, jack off in my hotel room to rented porn, go home telling people whatever happens in vegas stays in vegas

buy 200 micrograms of good LSD and maybe some weed, and save the rest of the money lol

A bunch of hookers and cocaine

500 = maybe 1 hooker and barely any blow

Hell ya dirty 30

How easy is it to get coke and weed there and is there a big chance of shitty drugs or getting arrested buying them?

and there's the not wanting to cheat part, though i know most don't care about that... I do. Also don't want to fail drug test as I have a good job. hence my dilemma and turning to the hive at /b for advice.

Just buy lots of coke

the only option you have is gamble then

Shit the last time I tried to get a decent hooker that wasn't a skank borderline wigger with a nigger for a pimp was $500 starting.

Just get a tattoo of a hooker taking drugs

strip dance not cheating i actually bring my girl cause makes the strippers flock to you and we sometimes get to bring one home and alcohol leaves the body for drug tests with in 24 hours

play the dollar slots, 1 dollar per machine, 500 times.

i did it in '99 with only 300 and had 2k to spare for the ride home

Just the tip

Cheat anyways

take my ass back home and go to sleep

Checker

Pinball Hall of Fame

Buy a gun, learn to use said gun, befriend gun, carress gun, live long happy life with gun at side.

Just rent a really nice car, convertable maybe, and drive around for the night with no seatbelt. Maybe crash into a pole and kill yourself since you are a faggot.

Dude you've clearly never been to Vegas. Please shut the fuck up and take your seat on the sideline

shit you always could just walk freemont with a drink in hand and do what ever you want freemont is super cheap because it is old strip now

>call concierge
>ask for snow in vegas
>???
>profit

Truthfully that's all there is to it

go visit my niece and her husband. take them and the kids out for a night out.

Maybe I'll pay 2 homeless people to fuck, film and post it here

Go out sport fucking. Forgive and forget. It isn't cheating, it's Vegas.

Is OP there for a conference? Spring One is going on.

yeah

drugs

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