I accidentally got my girlfriend pregnant and they won't get an abortion it's very very early

I accidentally got my girlfriend pregnant and they won't get an abortion it's very very early
How can I stop it

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>kill her
>kill yourself

nigger

Knee her in the uterus and throw her down the stairs.

When everyone starts freaking out, yell, "It's a prank, dude. It's a prank."

Push her down the stairs

Vitamin C.

No stairs her and I don't want her to know I ruined it

Very high doses of folic acid.

Get a job and be a man

>Lots of vitamin C and parsley causes miscarriage faggot, you're welcome.

Put drugs in her coffee like mercury

just fucking roofy her and coat hanger her vagoo like a normal person.

Punch her in the stomach whit a hammer and yell stop hammer time

wtf? somehow i am
>in b4 FALCON PUUUUNCH!

>2001 + 15
>Thinking raising a child makes you a man

pick 1 faggot

Ground up a shit load of Plan B and feed it to said bitch in foods.

I'm 16 how can I get her to take the shit

just tell her its too fucking early and i dont what i get to be a dad yet.
always work .

>Thinks being responsible for your dumbass decisions makes you a man
>Wear a raincoat if you don't want to raise a kid, faggot

It's not working and I'm 16 (she's also 16)

>16

You're fucked kiddo

Also

MODSSSSS

Whatever you do just don't be a nigger about it

u idiot, don't do that u might get charged with murder
just keep the fucking baby, you all have parents don't you
unless either of your families are poor

Wouldn't work unless taken the day after, plus that shit is expensive.

MOOOOOODS

lol i fucked up in grammar ( sleepy ) i mean i cant be a dad yet

>they won't get an abortion it's very very early
nigger do you not know what an abortion is

this is now a spiderman thread

faggot, wear a rubber or make sure the bitch is on the pill.

I did it when I was 16 you fucking nigger

She is very poor and I'm somewhat poor and neither of us have jobs

Tell her you want to make sure the baby's healthy n shit. Make a smoothie and blend in a shit load of plan B. $Profit$

Also dont fuck without a condom you short dicked fuckhouse.

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nice dubs
>16 MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDS

op is this her

dude its too fucking early !!!why the fuck she dont want to abort it
its too fking early for both of you !!!

>they won't get an abortion
>they

wrong, plan b works up to five days after
Op if you're really 16 and fucked up that bad you gotta tell your parents or her parents. a moment of family disappointment is better than a life of disappointment by being a teen father with a dumbfuck girlfriend

OP I hope you realize you're gonna get b& for posting this smh

Had same issue, 2 month gf. Fml.

Tits got bigger, fucked a lot. 4 months later she started to lose some baby water. At 5 months she gave birth to a mini-baby which died a few minutes later.

Doctor told us that something probably broke the water bag around the baby.

My dick is now called the natural abortion tool.

Try it.

ohh fuck i misunderstand
ummm

How poor is poor, you have a computer don't you?
What state are you in?

Dont, what if its the next einstein

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You're pretty much fucked for the rest of your life dude.

Your entire 20's will be consumed by waking up at 4 am to crying babies, a bitchy controlling mother since you didn't get to choose your baby momma, and absolutely no chance to compete in the job market

Like how the fuck are you supposed to have a legitimate career and raise a child at the same time? How are you gonna juggle raising a child and college and work?

Stupid ass horny kid. Just ruined your own life lol.

shit is summer still not over

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waste of quads ;___;

Give her a lot of ibeuprofen I hear it works

Buy in liquid form and mix with coffee or tea

>the next hitler
KEEP THE BABY
KEEP THE BABY

lol tough shit. time to drop out and start working little man

shouldda called it doctor deleetus:he'll annihilate your foetus.
also checked

flying kick her in the stomach

I have a computer and live nice but can barely afford it barely and she just lives shit

>have a serious sit down talk with her about finances and how neither of you are ready.
>if shes not going for it ask her to go out to lunch
>order her food for her and ask for extra onions
>"OP i dont like onions"
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> busting through the wall, Shrek runs straight for pregnant girl and shoves an onionade so far up her ass it kills her before it even explodes then he comes over and rips off your buttcheeks and fucks you till he has a shrekgasm

Plan B will kill fucking cancer if you take enough.

what do u mean "by accident"? kek

Pay a mugger to punch her in the stomach and take her purse

Are you mentally retardad?
Keep the kid and use it. Make some money. There's a lot of brothers who will buy a time with your kid. take some pics and make movies...

op can't last two seconds

Summer isn't over, clearly.

Crash your car with her inside

been here for 8 years that shrek shit just still gets to me if im being honest

make her say: "its like salt milk". You'll become a rich mother fucker

Seriously Sup Forums it took that long for falcon punch?

FFS

Man up and stop being a nigger

Also, underage b&

You done goofed, user. If you didn't want a kid, you should have used a condom. That's how these things work.

Don't listen to these morons trying to tell you ways to abort the kid. They likely won't work, and you'll probably get caught. Then you'll be going to prison for assault or worse.

Not to mention that most of these ideas will severely injure her, maybe even kill her. Do you really want that?

Sorry, dude. If she doesn't want to abort, then your only hope is to convince her to put the kid up for adoption. Easier and less risky than any of these other ideas.

Or you could man up, take responsibility for your actions, and support the kid. As for her, you won't have to marry her if you don't want to--but you WILL have to pay child support.

Good luck, user. This is an opportunity to grow up. Use it well.

16 is the legal age in NewZealand, i dont know where OP lives though

Kek

He said he live in Gana, read the thread fam

Ok don't fuck this up, im going to tell you exactly what to do.
Depending on what state you are in, just make sure you get your GED as fast as possible.
I mean, cheat, get your pay for the course (at some shady places you can buy GED courses, or you can do some online), and take extra courses and study your ass off this semester.
Next, choose a good career path, and get there as fast as possible.
You should be 21 years of age at this point.
Get a job, raise the kid.
Goddamn I wish i was you you stupid fuck. Im 28 have kids and a career I wish i did it all sooner.
Trust me, this is a blessing if you can handle it. Your kid will grow up and you won't be an old man by the time its a rowdy son of a bitch.

Falcon Punch!!!

You can be on Sup Forums in New Zealand at 16 you retard?

Do you have access to a mouse and some cheese?

Yes I do, why?

Fuck you ur not op

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