Dubs and 69 decides what i say

Dubs and 69 decides what i say

I think you're cute too

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OP is this girl hot? Do you want a relationship with/nudes from her?

We should hang... tonight

leme shove cereal up your asshole then eat it as an important part of a well ballanced breakfast

you wont

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God damnit

do it OP!

Sharpie in pooper

OP you can include this pic so she understands if she questions it

Hitler did nothing wrong

Let's skip the small talk. You, me, and my fist up your poop chute.

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Hey OP Are you gonna be a faggot or are you gonna give us what we won?

Rolling

Rerolleroo

The girl is like 12... There is no way OP has the balls to do anything...

I sense faggotry.

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Hoy OP are you Norman or Michael? Cause those are the only two boys who liked her most recent cover photo

This just in OP is a fag

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Why don't you take a seat, right over there. My name is Chris Hanson.

Source for the pic

White knighting like a pro. This is what you get for being a faggot OP

My Stinky winky needs more bimpy. Can you help?

I would love for you to shit in my mouth :)

proof you actually sent that to her and not one of your faggot friends?

just a sec, leme screen shot (then I am gonna censor myself out obviously)

Ask for their name

Here you are my friend

I gotta get her to respond first. though I have it narrowed down to two cause only two guys liked her last couple public posts... So one of them is likely him

>le asshole of le interwebz meme

Get OPs name

OP I got double dubs post my fucking thing now you cunt

dude... lurk moar.... fucking newfag

working on it...

Get ops name you fucking faggot. You also deserve cancer with a mild case of aids

I am not even ashamed... OP didn't send her the ass cereal thing so I am fucking over his love life. It is only fair

only new fags use that word you fuck off you pony loving faggot go huff and puff somewhere else you neckbeard

True

Like I said, I am only doing this because OP stiffed us... If I can get his name I will post it, but she hasn't responded yet

OP ask her who this faggot is and then we will ruin him for trying to ruin our fun.

you're a newfag if you believe that lurk moar wasnt used in Sup Forums older times

It's because you do things like this that no one will ever be attracted to you whiteknightfag
Rest in Cheetos user

you don't seem to get the drill of dubs, newfag

you're fucking stupid that's not even what I was talking about go grab a rope and hang yourself

to get the thread back on track, it's some poor kid trying to get his dick wet, might as well help the fucker out so he doesn't become a school shooter 5 years down the road.

real talk.

If you read above, I only white knighted because it will fuck OP because he went an faggot and stiffed us. Gotta get a little amusement out of him...

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OP is gone at this point... if the girl got the messages from the white knight faggot then he has zero chance left anyway...

dubs is typically singular, and is the LAST digits of your post ID
If you manage to get post 294249263399
THEN that is double dubz

learn to chin chan summer fag

TWO FAGS DONT MAKE A STRAIGHT

eh... I'm asexual anyway so it all works out in the end...

Olivia i have dreams every night about me destroying your rectum and massaging your prostate with my 2 inch dick pecker and then choking you

Topkek

damn you were one off

so close but so fucking far.

WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

OH SNAP!

Fuck so close
ROLL

Two fags can't make anything, that's not how the human body works

And I'm an attack helicopter, aren't we both so very fucking tumblr, I'll tell you what don't get me started on those panbihexisexist cisgendors

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Roll kek

oh I don't give a shit about that stuff, I just don't like sex. It legit hurts like my dick is being sawed off... So I just go by asexual cause no girl is gonna date me if I am never going to have sex with her ever in the entire relationship

When you trolin
And then user straight up makes you cry

I mean you could go gay, butt fuckk it..

no, even masturbating hurts that same way... I can't put my dick in anything... and ain't no way I'm taking a dick up my butt...

This might be too obvious but you should probably go see a doctor

I have... They have no idea what's wrong with me

This

May aswell just try to fix it yourself

or I could by a strapon to please any woman I would need to fuck....

You really showed op, tough guy.

Thank you, my penis is in fact quite large

You're half a man
Do whatever you please
No one will care

So I can tongue rape your sister and she won't mind?

Yup
But it won't fix the broken bratwurst

I am okay with that...