How do I last longer in bed? I literally can't go more than like 10 seconds with my gf without blowing my load. I don't know how to not cum as quickly
How do I last longer in bed? I literally can't go more than like 10 seconds with my gf without blowing my load...
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come back after you banged her a 1000 times and let me know how long you last then?
use your mouth and hands
so the more i fuck the better i'll be?
adderall
Yes. Also try jerking off before
make sure you're damn good at eating her out. spend quality time down there. as to lasting longer, i don't fucking know, weed makes me last for hours
Hold your breath. Orgasms are triggered when your heart rate hits a certain level, so try breathing out slowly and breathing in even slower, it's worked great for me
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she is probably still hot and fresh, think of it like pizza, first slice of pizza is the shit, so is the second, but it just gets to be pizza after a while, shitty pizza, after 1000 slices of pizza you dread eating that slice of pizza, so you start thinking about different kinds of pizza just so you can eat that pizza, trust me that 1000th slice of pizza takes a long fuxking time to eat cause you are so fucking sick of that pizza!
Just imagine chairs using other chairs to fight other chairs
The more sex you have, the less awesome sex becomes. This makes you last longer.
Also be ready to force yourself through round two, cause thats when you last the longest
Thats not how that works. If anything holding your breath makes you cum faster. Look up chokeing
You'll have to fab 6 time a day, and watch nothing but hardcore pee porn. After that you won't be able to cum under normal circumstances.
Apparently changing positions when you're about to burst works? The other night I was with a guy and I knew he was getting close so he kept switching/going down on me. Apparently it gives you better orgasms too..
Tits?
Start jacking off 2-3 times a day. When you know you have a day where you'll see her and most likely fuck, masturbate about an hour or two before you hang out.
This shit
flap less, or more, I forget which.
or this
doing the alphabet with my tong has never failed me.
porn stars use a small amount of bengay cream on the tip to desensitize then condom over, not too much
Yeah, that's a huge oversimplification of physiology and will in all likelihood be of zero usefulness to OP.
Want real advice OP? Jerk off before you fuck her. Ever noticed how much harder it is to squeeze out that second nut when you're on a spank spree? Exactly.
All else fails, you can get your doctor to prescribe you antidepressants, and take them 3-5 hours before you sex. They will delay your ejac; it's a side effect.
The first time I banged at 15 I lasted a whole 3 pumps, 20 years later with 3 kids and the same wife I have to think of fucking everyone but her to get off! I have no doubt she feels the same way.
Gays would know how to make a man last longer
/agree Stop - Start method is the best way to run the endurance race.
>get Viagra
>invert
>????
>profit
as soon as you get the room fuck her. after you finish just eat and drink some stuff, talk about everything,past 20 minutes dance a romantic song, tell her how beautifull she is and youll se your cock is going up, fuck her again..and repeat much times as needed...youll se your cum last more time than the first one.
Just jerk one out before you fuck her. When you get hard again you'll last for a while.
more foreplay. you'll last longer and cum harder
1) Two pumps & a dump.
2) Jump up and down like you won marathon.
3) Do victory laps around room, pumping fist in air.
4) While she is trying to figure out if you are off your meds; you recharge.
5) fuck her again; last longer.
6) victory lap.
7) profit.
repost this thread while you are fucking your gf
tell her you want to post pics
both of you will become so distracted and uncomfortable that you will both not want to cum any time soon
Do cowgirl position...that way you can lie on the bottom and relax all of your muscles, which really helps with not cumming
I tend to come within seconds in missionary or doggie, but I can last indefinitely long in cowgirl...we start off in this position and she does what she needs until she comes, then we roll over and I take my (quick) turn
This will solve your problem
Did this 3 hours before fucking
Lasted like 3 mins
She lasted that long too so win/win, but awkward
Go fuck yourself to fix it
This totally. Missionary just takes a.few pumps. Cowgirl can go on forever
Only of she grinds. If she starts jumping up and down I'm done
I always try to do a crazy math problem like 9874 x 312 . Buys a couple minutes
i last my first time 40 min and my second try, 3 hours, and i have literally never cum anytime i have sex, i think i masturbate really REALLY hard and now my dick does not feel shit
How high are you?
Replace pizza with girls
So... really high...?
I'm the opposite man. I can never fucking cum in missionary. Doggy and cowgirl get me off quick though.
I have this problem. Started seeing this girl, but before we met I jerked too much and can't get off with her. Now I hate that I can't get off with her and jerk it when I'm not around her. The cycle continues.
i blow loads so fast too. just practice in the shower when u jerk to stop before u cum, wait a little then start again. build endurance
You guys have a muscle issue, I posted a video that will teach you how to fix your Kegel muscle that was not a troll video.
okay so just cum whenever but after cumming just stick it back in and go for it for a little while
you gotta learn how to keep going after cumming
SSRIs
tits or gtfo, pussy too because you failed to get quads
You're biologically correct tho. Sex is for procreation, the faster blow, the less chance she'd have to get away/ accept the seed of another male. Extended intercourse is a genetic malfunction, only indulged by degenerates.
Masturbate more.
Think of other shit when you bang her. Like baseball.
Yeah, this shit makes it very difficult to cum. Good for sex, bad for the fapping
I'm sick of my pizza user haha
This OP, nut asap. If you linger, she might see your face and then she will be able to give your description to a sketch artist
Found the virgin faggot
>premature manlet justification detected
Haha this guy knows what he's talking about.
Also image that as you eat more and more of that pizza, you inspect it closer and closer. Each slice and each bite gets further and further magnification for your critical gaze.
By the time you get to your 1000th slice, you notice all of the dust, the skin cells from the guy who rolled it, all of the bacteria on the pepperoni. The dead and some living bacteria from the guys hands that put it on, all of the gross pieces of the pig that made up the pepperoni, all of the pus that was in the milk that the cheese was made of. You notice the tiny fragments of insect pieces that the FDA allows in flour, and the remnents of trace amounts of flushed down medicines that wasn't filtered from the water to make the dough.
Thanks doc
You guys are ruining pizza for me
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Found the childless beta male. How many children have you fathered?
>2016
>not being a viable mate
>shygddt
ding ding...we have a winner
your right
take those or jerk it b4 she comes over
Sounds like you were fucking a pizza box
Samefag, try not to post 1 minute apart.
But when you do eventually cum after like 30 minutes of fapping at full speed it packs a hell of a lot more punch
I couldn't even start the operation in a coital situation user
Hey faggot. Try again.
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I used to take anti-depressants a few years ago and I don't recommend it
suck not being able to cum at all
> the less chance she'd have to get away
haha what
It's a blessing
Use meth. You'll last 8 hours... even after you cum, you'll still be hard
When you jerk off practice controlling yourself. Simple as that.
You have never seen a pussy in real life have you?
Post pics of your gf.
>Eastern U.S. time zone
This explains it. Go read a bible, hamburger. The adults are talking.
How many fedoras do you own?
This
I'm Central you fucking retard.
I've fathered 3 children, I'm a far more viable mate than any beta manchildren in this thread.
>enjoy the extinction of your genetic line
>Also try jerking off before
This works.
wear a condom and/or pull out and slap your dick.
bout 1min odd. But when I first met my gf, not 30 seconds.
The autist produced 3 more autists.
Have you tried a crippling insecurity that makes you question your worth as a man? Sometimes the feeling of impending doom that you get when you feel like you are about to be exposed as a shallow fraud, and that everything that has been given to you has been wasted, can suck all the pleasure out of banal activities like sex. But be careful to not dwell too much on it or you will end up like your quints, the bit that sticks out can't hold itself up and slumps over in a failure that mirrors your life.
Works for me sometimes.
not worth it, rather it feel good for the 10 seconds he lasts than wear a condom
It varies from person to person as well as what the person is diagnosed with and the medication and dose they're taking
Sertraline is pretty damn mild and used to treat common problems such as OCD and social anxiety and panic attacks, so as long as you're taking something as small as 50mg a day you should be able to cum after your body has adjusted to it though it may take 3 times as long
>implying that even being in the U.S. is ok
Oh Amerilards, you enchant me. How's it feel to be cucked by not only the rest of the world, but your own leaders as well?
Try harder. Here's your complimentary (You).
focus on something else
Jesus, the next time you have a family reunion bring an assault rifle, kill everybody there, then yourself
When I was a plebe I use to bite the tip of my tong to prevent myself from cummin. It worked
The beta male produced 0 more beta males. Shocker.
There's still hope, you can become a subservient, if you behave well.
Either have sex every day, it sorta desensitizes your dick. OR give her an orgasm before your begin sex. As long as you give her an O, it doesn't really matter how long you last. Unless your chick's a weird freak who wants more than 1 orgasm, then you're just going to have to try the desensitizing method. You could also drink a lot of alcohol (not enough to have ED) to keep your dick from "feeling" her vagina.
I'm on sertraline (was on citalopram, it did fuck all)
it doens't effect cumming at all for me, but does for some...
Firstly nice double dubbs. But yeah man as far as your lasting problem you should just jerk off a little more, and also just literally think about anything but sex when you're getting too close. Like how awesome it would be to go to space or some menial shit like that. Or get a less attractive girlfriend. But I wouldn't advise that. Haha
You have clearly never seen a pussy in your life time faggot. Your posts belong in cringe threads.
Communicate, talk, make her cum before sex
You can pull out during you know?
Take your mind off the idea of cumming. Takes practice. Tell her to control that stupid tightening that girl's do with their cervix'. Do kegels and have her do kegels.
It's more, if not equally, her responsibility to help you along. I mean, OP, do you ever think she wants to last longer? Just, for example. What if you were the one lasting longer? Just, use your head nigga.
(Might help if you rub one off before you have sex. Like the two of you giving fellatio and cunnilingus before crazy sexy sex)
This is cringe as fuck
Says the Beta male.
Wow, clever. Typical ameriburger response. Here's your (You) that you so desperately crave, manlet.
Post a picture of yourself. It's true, I've always wondered what a real pussy looks like.
This has to be bait now
Well now at least you admit you're a virgin faggot. Keep chugging that bag of dicks kid.