The U.S. Congress is now run by Sup Forums. You are all to propose laws for this great nation...

The U.S. Congress is now run by Sup Forums. You are all to propose laws for this great nation. Rolling a 7 becomes a law. Rolling dubs becomes an amendment.

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No taxes

Persons of African ancestry are to be stripped of their citizenship and shipped to Africa with provisions for one year.

things that can kill are illegal

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All members of "past" congress crucified on the lawn of the whitehouse livestreamed to CNN, FOX,NBC, and ABC. staple a sign to the bare chest of each saying "Servitude or death." GG

This user is the national cocksucker

Also, no more faggots allowed

All individuals and businesses are required by law to recycle. All states will now utilize Green technology including but not limited to
>solar power
>hydroelectricity
>geothermal
>wind
Automobile companies who wish to have a market in this country will be required to produce green vehicles with zero emissions.

All churches, mosques, temples, and other places of worship are to be turned into meth dispensaries.

HOLY SHIT Nice

oh baby

yes, agreed
but what about corporate shitlords

Rolling for this amendment to be overturned. Congress shall have the right to levy taxes.

Vladimir Putin is next emperor of Earth

fuck i forgot that caveat thank you I call this law to be revised with the appropriate changes.

minimum wage should be tied to living costs by state, and inflation.

omg kek Im the getman

Boom there goes the law again

memes are illegal

sweet corporate shitlords shall burn!

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reroll

So basically you want everyone to walk. Got it.

If dubs, I get lifetime immunity from any crime I choose to commit.

SJW's and feminists are declared endangered species, so special reservations are built to them, far away from the rest of humans

NO MORE GODDAMN BANANAS

you cant revise an amendment nigger

I also want to introduce a law where we attack gang offenders with an elite squad of guerrilla warriors who maim and disfigure offenders of violent gang crimes as well as conspirators and organizers of gangs such as lieutenants and higher and these people are disemboweled and left in the streets or have their knees shot off so on and so forth just horrible gruesome ways of dying or being left to send a message to the gangs that they can no longer bully innocent people.

All Muslims wishing to come to America or live in America must renounce their faith for all time or be executed. Religion of peace can suck my balls.

reroll wasted two good rolls on ass

>I can't put one foot in front of the other
No, but you could get from Point A to Point B without treating the planet like a fucking garbage can. Walking would do Americans some good anyway, as would missing a few meals.

They tried that in Peru, and THEY became the bullies.

we are now being restructured into a swiss political system which also includes the bill of rights. All drugs are now legal

agreed.

No more Fucking banana meme.

Except for marijuana

Rolling for kicking all the niggers and spics out

Slavery is now reinstated

>976▶
>The U.S. Congress is now run by Sup Forums. You are all to
>Niggers tongue my anus

Abolition of the federal government.

States rights.

Yeah I travel thousands of miles because I have a fucking job, yuropoor. Also, there's no such thing as "zero emission vehicles". Even horses let out methane.

Determining ones self as a "gamer" is an immediate death penalty. If you openly claim to be a gamer girl you are subject to community punishment in the stockades until death.

Dry spaghetti noodle down the urethra of all SJW and feminist scum.

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Gas liberals

Immediate shift into eugenics. IQ tests, strength tests, endurance tests, etc, for everyone. Anyone measuring +0.5σ in any trait will be eligible for reproduction. After a few generations, we can take more strict measures, but babysteps. If an individual is below +0.5σ in all attributes, then they're either gassed or just sterilized, depends on their backgrounds.

That's all I'd do for now

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Every nigger below 100 IQ must pay extra taxes

I'm American, you dip, and I doubt you travel thousands of miles a day to commute to work. Yes, there are zero-emission vehicles (such as the Toyota Mirai) currently in the works by Asian auto companies. Stop making excuses.

One free Marijuana every Friday for every citizen.

Put this faggot in front of a firing squad.

Reroll

always thought it'd be really interesting to see how this would turn out in america since were so diverse, would probably end quite well- picking out the good genes from every group, or if a group doesn't have any they'll cease to exist. the thing is we wouldn't run into the problems hitler would've of not enough variability within the gene pool.

You'd be gassed, not sterilized

welcome to a world where you can't do anything but walk around.

The Star Spangled Banner will be replaced by Wild Wild West as our national anthem.

My post went retarded
I think we should gas you with a 509 engine. Fucking hippie.

Less military spending, more on education into the sciences. Also, serious downsizing of nuclear warheads by standard dismantling and/or launching them into space.

No Normies

White men are allowed to once again own Nigger slaves to be put back to use as farm equipment. Niggers shall be considered "property" and not as people.

GG

I fly weekly. And you clearly have no idea what ecological damage refining nickel for batteries does. Quit trying to live in your $58,000 hydrogen Corolla fantasy and go kill yourself.

No laws on firearms

>hippie
Yeah, because I care about the planet I live on.

Ok everybody settle in; we have very important issues to discuss

There's a plague running amok on this board and it's something we can no longer turn our heads to. It's corrupting the streets and it's only a matter of time before our fellow Sup Forumstards will be stripped of their god-given safety that they should have the privilege of having residing on this board

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm of course referring to;
The Living Statue

It's funny though because he rolled a seven so you're fucking dead kiddo shut the fuck up and get out of this thread if you respect this democracy even 1% you fucking son of a bitch

You'd be dead, because I got a 7, nigger.

We can and will create planes that use less fossil fuel as well. It's not as 'impossible' as you're trying your damnest to make it out to be.

No mor niger

*gasps

What do you propose? I'm listening.

Weed is 100% legal. There are no limits to how much one person can own.

My entire lawn would be a garden.

porn illegal everywhere except in mexico.

All weed and booze is illegal and heroin is the only legal drug this includes outlawing pharmacy and over the counter drugs.

JESUS CHRIST

Repeal the federal reserve act.

No more laws about underage sex. All pedos get pardon. Sex with all ages is approved

niggers can't die

I HOLD THAT DOUBLES OF ANY KIND SHOULD PASS LAWS THAT ARE DEEMED TO BE ETERNAL AND NO APPEAL PROCESS CAN EXIST AND ROLLING A 3 SHOULD BE THE SAME AS ROLLING A 7

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All lolli, how can white boys compete, waifu claiming, fb fap, and pics you weren't supposed to share threads are nearby abolished and punishable by death or one sharpie up the pooper every 15 minutes until your rectum explodes.

Crusty jugglers

How has this amazing law been overlooked

>Not realizing the futility of human live or survival
Fucking retarded. An asteroid or a major earthquake, even a fucking argument can end every fucking life on this planet. Thinking that shitty zero emissions cars and being green is going to save a fucking single life on this planet is honestly horse hockey at best.
As for me, I'll continue to drive my 1967 Caddilac Eldorado convertible, getting one mile per gallon at 115 miles an hour, sucking down quarter pounders from mcdonalds and throwing the containers out the side of the car.
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Anyone with a greater than 25% BMI will be fined until they reach a healthy BMI appropriate for their age and height.

Niggers are no classified as humans

No, we literally can't right now. Maybe some day, and I hope we do. But right now, what you're proposing is impossible at this current point in time.

Now quit burning up electricity and go sit by candlelight, you tree hugging faggot.

Websites are required to ban op

Well, we're not going to get anything done with those bloody hoodies. We must establish a new era of order

Build a giant wall completely around Mexico, and make them pay for it.

All the more reason we need to stop dicking around with gas and oil, and start finding better ways to generate power. Once we do that, we can start focusing on the science needed for deep space exploration and colonization/terraforming so we won't have to worry about getting our shit knocked by a giant space-rock.

We literally CAN right now, but we're literally DISTRACTED with petty shit like sports and partisan politics (which by the way, the candidates don't give a fuck about any of you). Seriously, if we just put a quarter of what we spend on the military and movies into the sciences, you'd be amazed at what we can do.

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>assuming we already don't consider them to not be people

I would be behind this law if BMI wasn't such a God awful tool. I would argue it be more arbitrarily based off of several health and body attribute factors judged by repurposed IRS who audits people for being fat.

Kill yourself.
Federal government will rule.

You're controlling the U.S faggot not the new world order

>Child pornography 100% legal
As long as child has concented tho.

I remember you...

I think i got a cream for that

Kill yourself, faggot. Fuck your science.

Trump is president for 7 years.

reroll, most important law

Frank we gotta stop him

typical