You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf Sup Forums

You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf Sup Forums

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Don't want one.

I had four at once. They found out. Shit was cash tho

because my wife is all up in my shit lately

i don't need one . i have the next best thing.

>anxiety

too much drama, fuck buddies are the way to go

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In this modern age, polygamy is the real winner. After 3 years, I'm fed up. But I'm just tired of people in general.

these

I call bullshit. Who the fuck would want to deal with four fucking women at once Jesus Christ.

Because I have a fiancee

I never tried to get one, and I have neither the time nor resources to have a proper relationship.

Because it's not really a priority for me

Check the wikipedia page for Borderline Personality Disorder. I got diagnosed with that shit a while before everything went down.

Fuck I'll even green text the story and my full symptom checklist if you want.

I have loli

Beanerfag here. I got a shit truck and am average.

So far I'm with this taller than me chick. Make her work with me too.

If my illegal ass can, so can you. It's not such a fucking milestone like many guys make it out to be. No, she's not fat. She gets fit shamed now and then. But I'd probably trade it all in for a chubette.

Because I can't make a girl like me.

Because my wife said no.

I do, but I'm 50/50 on days where I wish I didn't. Too much of a fucking hassle sometimes

nobody has posted ugly yet

Because only having to look after yourself and only yourself i's better.

I was asked if I had one today and spilled my spaghetti everywhere answering, so that's probably a big reason why.

Is she a beaner too?

Beaner here dating a conservative asian chick. Goddamn I feel like leaving her because she just won't put out and it's been more than a year. I'm such a bitch for going this long without it.

NEED ADVICE

> inb4 kill yourself

85 gb of CP

Well, no. Argie actually.

I'm fat

do it

How old are y'all?

(southernfag also)

Better than being alone

Dont say "y'all" its a nigger word.

I used to, but my wife found out and made me break up with her. Was a shame, she had such a nice feminine penis too....

I'm 22 and she's 23. She's from Vietnam and I'm from Mexico. She's hot as fuck and Im her first relationship while she's my third.

The fuck? It's a fucking redneck word.

Been wanting one, but anxiety sucks and they don't seem interested or already have a bf.

Yeah it was but the niggers stole it from you guys so now its degenerate as fuck.

Because I don't trust people and women tend to be the least trustworthy.

check em

Oh shit quads command it. Aight.

> Impulsive behavior as evidenced by intense emotional outbursts, drug use, etc.
> Self harm, burned myself regularly
> Suicidal ideation. Fucking always
> Overarching feeling of emptiness
> Instability in relationships, well that's the story

Cont?

niggers and rednecks are basically the same

I have my hand and that's all I need.

yes

I'd like to see your definition of a vietnamese "hot as fuck" chick.

im gay

Yes. Quads command all in the post.

Dont get her pregnant or youll end up with ugly pacquaio looking kids

>Cont?
Says you will tell story

Sorry massa. It won habben again massa.

Mexico too.
Third as well.
22, me 24 about to be 25.
Gotta keep her in check if she don't wanna get a job. That was the argument today. I gave her an ultimatum. Now she's just laying in bed, probably not wanting to talking to me but tomorrow she'll be all kissing up to me. I hate saying it. I've never been like this. I've had 2 other chicks that dumped me. I learn how to deprioritze women.

And then you learn you wanna be by yourself for a while. Then I think in your late 30s, you want to settle down. That's up to future me to decide... Lol

League of Legends

Because I'm Morman and I can't have girlfriends.

Well, to the one user who's interested I'll be on later tonight. Meantime my roommate is yelling at me to not be drunk. I'll post lady dead pool porn to demonstrate who I am

Cuz u a image boarx

pretty much

Because I decided to smoke weed for 3 years nonstop, then met the woman of my dreams 3 months ago, came out of drug coma unprepared to deal with a girl I was in love with, then found out she broke up with her ex of 3 years a week before we met, then became too pushy and paranoid and drove her off. Also I'm fat.

This. And she's not into long-term GFs anyway.
Life tip: marry a bisexual girl and have a fine, fine time.

She's from Hanoi, Vietnam with French ancestry. Very pale and doesn't have a flat nose.

I'm from Mexico City, dad is mexican and mom born in Spain. Both very pale.

Our kids will be white as fuck and maybe blonde hair. The fuck you smoking son?

She's working in biotech and I'm working in microbiology. I can't wait that fucking long to get my dick wet though.

> pic related

Kek
I have both

Thats a man, baby.

cause I have a wife.

We've gone to third base. Not man.

Don't need someone else to justify myself.

Legally not allowed to be around women

I hate everyone, including myself

how fucking much did that cost to keep up, you could probably have done a mortgage on a mansion for that shit

I actually fucking love vietnamese chicks and just wanted to see what she looked like. Gotta hand it to you, she's fucking gorgeous.

Cause I'm married and my wife would disapprove

Im going to an hero soon so whats the point?

Because I'm fucking tired of romantic relationships.

i look at loli porn

cause i am friendzoned

She dumped me because of his depression, and then found a boyfriend 3 days later, she wrote that she wanted to be with me, but Dating him, 2 days later she wrote that no longer loves me

Sure kid.

thanks bro. she'd be perfect if only she'd put out. She believe in abstinence

Cause of this fucking website.

Your loli is shit though LOLOL

What?

Oh no, I didn't do much. We're basically "2broke girls".

Truth is after she gets her life together, after growing up,for the child she is, I'm probably jumping off a bridge and call it a Pokemon Go accident.

I had potential but I gave up on it. I'm moreorless self employed. Got a little coffee business/stand.

I'm still here though cuz of my mum. And my little brothers and sisters. Yeah, we're a lot because well, sunrise suprise, Mexico. Duh.

Also, she said she never wants kids. How do I live a life without kids? You know? No point.

Seems like too much work and I hate work.

Does she believe in the poophole loophole?

Damn bro that sucks. I was in the same situation but.....i guess it's fairing better for me. Mom was deported back but my dad is still here. Bros and I are still here.

She likes rim jobs and getting her ass fingered. But like I said in my previous posts, I haven't done anything to penetrate her with my dick because she's waiting for marriage. I'm asking for help on how to convince her.

>You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf Sup Forums
Because I'm 51 years old, have had dozens of relationships with women, sex in every imaginable way, have been married and divorced, and I fucking sick and tired of the whole goddamned thing. I'd rather just do what I want instead, not make compromises for anyone, and fap to free internet porn when I'm horny, it's all less hassle in the long run than trying to keep women happy. More time to do what I want, more money for ME and not spent on someone else. Haha enjoy wasting your time chasing tail, losers, it's a negative-sum game!

Because depression and social anxiety have made me an awkward, introverted fuck who couldn't hold a conversation long enough to get laid, let alone get a girl to be my gf.

did you by chance marry an American whore? With a divorce rate of over 50%. There's your problem m8. You needed an obedient foreigner.

You're well past your expiration. Sorry man

Broke up with my girlfriend in March because she was too insecure which made us fight a lot.

Still sleeping with her and a couple other girls.

I still like her a lot. She's been better recently. I'm considering getting back with her. But it's probably a bad idea.

Western women are beyond repair everone knows this. Pump em and dump em like a used tissue becuase they are all degenerate leftist sluts anyway.

you should be a real man and go MGTOW

I have friends that are girls and girls that I fuck, but I have absolutely no desire to have a girlfriend.

Because she has a crazy stalker dude who is supposed to be my friend as well and might stab me if we make it official.

Dad tells me the same shit. Are foreign women really that obedient?

On the upside, she les me do anything and everything except anal. Tried it.

It got complicated. Medically. Not directly cuz of me but just a long list of things from "medication".

Fucking doctors. Fucking country mayne. Just drug up people with meds to keep em dependent. I've never gotten sick in... Ever. You know how it is.

Also, I think I feel more for your mom. I think I love my mum more than I do her. For real.

Lately thoug, we haven't been banging at all. I'm just... Dead. Like, I'll bust a good load but... I just lay there like... Whatever.

I'll then notice her twitching and writhing in her orgasm. She'll finish herself since I'm just like... Not feeling it.

yeah but if you get involved with them even sexually they stalk the shit outta you, text you every fucking day, and pretty much latch on.

Fuck that,

I don't know if it's an obedience thing, but the whole westernized women "empowerment" bullshit has pretty much ruined any sort of chance they had at being relationship material.

NO!!! its a meme. They will become like the american slut once you bring them into the counntry. That goes for all foreign girls japs slavs etc

Because women have a complete misconception of what love is. I literally rather be alone and productive.

That's OK, I'm not autistic.

Im the guy that posted his vietnamese gf earlier.

Ive dated 1 latina and 1 white bitch.

the latina is a monster. She's always jealous, hot headed, prideful, mad all the time. Good in bed but fucking obnoxious. But she knows how to cook and clean and shit.

The white girl I dated:

- didnt know how to cook
- didnt know how to do laundry
- how to clean
- pretty mich didnt know how to do shit.

My vietnamese gf listens to everything I say even though she's older than me. Knows all the traditional values. Doesnt waste her time with feminism and has no reason to. Has a career lines up for her. the only downside is that she's abstinent.

I cant account for all foreign women but many asians are. Excluding Japan and Korea because they are fucking westernized,

This.
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Should have lead with the last sentence

Topkek

It's sort of simultaneously sad and funny how the one white girl and the one latina I've dated have been pretty much exactly the same.

I'd rather catch pokemans