Healthy young child celebrates Easter, gets a massive haul of Kinder eggs, doesn't feel good and turns blue - ASPHYXIATES. Many such cases!
Healthy young child celebrates Easter, gets a massive haul of Kinder eggs...
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>be american kid
>get shot
Remember to Easter responsibly
Almost choked to death on a sucking candy as a young child. Dad turned me upside down, held me by the feet and bumped my head on the floor repeatedly for it to come out.
>be Mexican kid
>get shot because you were born in America
Dont they put little holes in the top of those things so you cant asphyxiate
>designated shooting schools
I'm relatively certain that's not how you're supposed to help a choking child
A forbidden treat?
>try to swallow the whole shit
seriously what is wrong with kids this days?
What are you supposed to do?
>Germans im charge of first aid
Sad!
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The whole idea of this thing is the fucking toy, not the chocolate
Don't kids know this
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tfw I got same situation when I was kid
they bring happiness, that's why they are forbidden
>French girl chokes to death
>to death
>Managed to resuscitate before brain damage
what?
the toy is terrible, the chocolate is the only reason to have them
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Then why have the toy in the first place?
to kill french children
I appreciate this. Here, have an up(You).
I'm a kinder egg mule and I routinely smuggle chocolate and toys across the US border
AMA
why is there a leaf on your flag?
Surprise?
Embrace it
A chocolate treat?
HOT
Why do Americans say "fuck off" to such treat?
Can't argue with that
Did a bunch of gold coins also come tumbling out of your pockets?
You're thinking of Lego heads.
Just like Jesus Christ!