Healthy young child celebrates Easter, gets a massive haul of Kinder eggs...

Healthy young child celebrates Easter, gets a massive haul of Kinder eggs, doesn't feel good and turns blue - ASPHYXIATES. Many such cases!

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>be american kid
>get shot

Remember to Easter responsibly

Almost choked to death on a sucking candy as a young child. Dad turned me upside down, held me by the feet and bumped my head on the floor repeatedly for it to come out.

>be Mexican kid
>get shot because you were born in America

Dont they put little holes in the top of those things so you cant asphyxiate

>designated shooting schools

I'm relatively certain that's not how you're supposed to help a choking child

A forbidden treat?

>try to swallow the whole shit
seriously what is wrong with kids this days?

What are you supposed to do?

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>Germans im charge of first aid

Sad!

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The whole idea of this thing is the fucking toy, not the chocolate

Don't kids know this

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tfw I got same situation when I was kid

they bring happiness, that's why they are forbidden

>French girl chokes to death
>to death
>Managed to resuscitate before brain damage

what?

the toy is terrible, the chocolate is the only reason to have them

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Then why have the toy in the first place?

to kill french children

I appreciate this. Here, have an up(You).

I'm a kinder egg mule and I routinely smuggle chocolate and toys across the US border
AMA

why is there a leaf on your flag?

Surprise?

Embrace it

A chocolate treat?

HOT

Why do Americans say "fuck off" to such treat?

Can't argue with that

Did a bunch of gold coins also come tumbling out of your pockets?

You're thinking of Lego heads.

Just like Jesus Christ!