Okay, Sup Forums I have a weird.... addiction to a certain pokemon. Like I like the pokemon. A lot.
The thing about this is that I don't like rule 34 of this pokemon. No, I only get hard to it in it's pure form. MMmmm just thinking about it.
Anyways I just want to know if I'm weird. I don't think so.
Which pokemon is it?
You a nigger
It has to be gardevoir the only reasonable choice
I don't want to say because you guys will make fun of me
Who's the Pokemon op?
Muk
We can't say if it's weird if we don't know what pokemon it is you fucking retard
not exactly
Dude, we're going to make fun of you even if you don't tell us.
Okay let me find a picture
Boi better be telling us that shit right about now.
He's right you know
Is it Lickitung?
ok, here it is you fucks
i know it's wrong
Oh is that all?
HAHAHAHAHAHA fucking weird ass mofuck
Okay, so this is my fav picture of him. I just love the gentle sloping stripes running down his back.
>kek
>OP
not me, I always capitalize my 'I"s
Do you liek mudkips??
Which one is the real op?
I don't know what it is, it's rugged rock looking design or it's amy winehouse face but it makes me rock hard
That's fine.
this is not me, OP
this is
please be nice
the dunsparce one obviously
That's not even that bad.
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Just image his large throbbing tail in your dick as he flaps his cute little wings about
well it's tail is literally a buttplug
I just noticed but this pokemon has a handle on its head like a briefcase
I don't know what to say to this.
k
Do you think his underbelly is soft and squishy?
Kek
Is it jinx?
I hope it's as hard as a rock
God if I could just get myself a shiny Dunsparce in real life I'd have him fuck my dick all night it wouldn't matter how small I am then.
But a coarse surface might not be the most pleasant for... rubbing
Is it Nicki minaj
the whole thing is a buttplug, with enough practice
though they're actually fucking huge according to the game's stats. pokemon heights are all kinds of fucked up
if you take away most of the body except for the striped back, it looks like a tiny bee with a huge head
"When spotted, this Pokémon escapes backward by furiously boring into the ground with its tail."
Imagine scaring it into your buttocks
Kek
these file names
interesting. OP, tell us, do you have any other special feelings towards any other pokemon? if so, can you tell us about those feelings?
this thread is bait
So you guys don't liek mudkips?????
is nobody else aroused l hoped i would find a friend here but your all the same
I just love my sparcy so much I cum to him at least 8 times a day. I ordered a new plush on amazon because my old one started to smell .
honestly, combee turns me on a lot as well but I can find a good place to put the hole on the plush so I don't know what to do with it
Thanks for pointing them out
Not with file names like those
why do you like these pokemon?
Put it right between the three heads
>Filename
Ew
I honestly don't know. I just get insanely hard when I see them. It's a hard addiction because when I get them in my party I usually just end up cumming every time I battle
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stop I trusted you guys to like me I though I could find a friend
OP what the hell is wrong with you?
>56
What is that picture supposed to mean. It just looks like a random shitty shopped photo.
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I don't think anything is wrong with me even my mom tells me so. I'm 36 and just a chill dude.I mean I don't have any STDs because I don't want to have sex with people so that's a plus and the doctor said something about FAS but I don't think that means I'm sick, at least mom said so.
Not op
That's me did I say something wrong? I just don't like girls or guys, I don't think it's that bad.
op is believable, you're just baiting hard
That's not me
Here is some more Sparcy if you like it please say so.
love it
Someone cap this shit
But I herd you like mudkips Sup Forums...
kek
Real talk I think caterpie is a cutie ;)
OP, you're so full of bait it's not even funny.
that isnt op you spastic
I guess I'll post more from my collection.
I don't think Sparcy should ever evolve, btw. I'm afraid he'll loose his cute hard dick fucking drill :333 God I love him
i really like miltank
kek
the fuck
What if it just gets bigger?
Checked
You are now sparceboy
This
Someone needs to cap this
I mean as long as it fits in my dick
On it
What is capping
I want to be in this cap
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Newfag
sorry
That's fetal alcohol syndrome, you're probably mentally retarded if that is the case and it isn't something else...
>sorry about that.
I'd imagine he'll just have a longer body, bigger wings, and maybe another drill
>perhaps getting a fairy type and different coloration
if its not kanto its not a real pokemon fuck off
mmm two drills would be great
>pretty sure this user is just trying to make someone screencap his shitty fake pokemon addiction
"fake"
look at all the filenames, fake or not its funny as dicks
Rdy2ride
To be honest, would you really need to name your porn files unless you are planning to share them?
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