So this is random right...

So this is random right? Well give me a warm welcome cuz' i want to spice things up! Give me some ideas for threads and whatnot.

>Inb4 pic related

Threads dedicated to debates about lowering the age of consent level down to 9 years old.

welcome to Sup Forums now fuck you nigger

>I want to spice things up
>give me ideas for threads

>I'm new and can't think for myself, please don't tell me to kill myself cos I'm sensitive.

You don't have to kill yourself cuzzy bro, just keep to yourself and dont breed with anyone or thing.

If we had original ideas for good threads, we would have made good, original threads, and Sup Forums would be saved.

Alas, poor user! It is not so.

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I'll make it happen Sup Forumsro. Just you wait...

Kiwi nigger detected.

WHITE POWAH

Cum on a paper napkin, let it dry in the sun, then eat it and post pictures of the whole process step by step.

stream or record yourself trying to have phone sex on a suicide hotline

Woah there. Don't put too much meaning into words. That's how wars start.

Cum into medicine cup, suck up into syringe, insert said syringe into anus and squirt. post pictures of the whole process step by step.

Basically go fuck yourself

is a nigger kill him for the führer

Duely noted.

When I acquire the items needed I'll give it a thought.

call the fucking cops nigger

So now that you're temp done with requests any good ideas?

I'm a pussy btw so I'm not gonna call the suicide hotline or the cops. I fully intend to do the other shit though.

cut your fucking wrists and post pics faggot

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Find your mums biggest dildo and shove it right up your arse then lick it ;)

I will if you do first. That's the only way it's gonna happen

Fuck your dog
Fuck your sisters baby
Love roblox porn

why the fuck are you always making excuses you inconsolable piece of shit? just fucking do it

Mfw my dad's a single father. My mom flicks the bean though. She doesn't have any sex toys.

Flick her bean for her. Lick her asshole

Nah meng. I have alot people around me who are really attentive. I don't want to waste to much time on just one user. But here a gift. You can print that out and cut it yourself.

Eh. Id have to drive way to far to do that. Plus I'm not into that stuff. Something more plausible please.

show me more pics of that keyboard you colossal faggot

Attempt to stick your penis in to your own asshole, and then suck your own cock

Numpad got cut. Hope that wasn't the thing that helps you get your rocks off.

macro shot please

I've tried to do both these things and it only resulted in pain. I have far to many ribs and a dick that isn't ductile enough to bend when hard.

fuck you are a disappointment. go make a bowl of cereal and post pics

That's as zoomed in as I could get without it being absolutely abhorrent.

FUUUUUUCK YEEEEEES!!!!

Out of cereal at the moment. Hopefully a bowl of blackberries will do.

Glad you liked it user

take 2 1/4 blackberries, put them on the floor and piss on them

TYBA

You motherfucker I just got my hand around my dick

yes yes keep going

More ylyl threads.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

I didn't really have to pee so this was the best I could do.

Pic from when I cut the blackberry.

throw the berries at your neighbor's home