I'm on a plane, AMA :)

I'm on a plane, AMA :)

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Guys I'm bored please respond AMA I will answer

why do you eat so much?

Destination?

Don't bomb it

I don't eat any more than the next guy, I just have a slow metabolism.

China

I don't intend to

you look like a pedophile, why is this?

"slow metabolism"

What does a pedophile look like?

Can you send us a picture of your dick in the airplane just to know that you are not a laying fag.

Why did you leave your hair at home yet bring like 3 chins?

fat, receding hairline

and you have what is known as "the pedo grimace"

That's code for laziness.

fucking LOL

rekt hard

OP is definitely a pedophile.

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OP is a fake faggot

"Would you care to check any of thise chins sir?"
"Nah, they're carry on"

you look like a mentally handicapped james gandolfini

No

Balding is a natural process of aging, is is having excess fat. Especially with a metabolism as slow as mine

If you say so

Looks are only skin deep, I'm quite the opposite from "mentally handicapped"

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Don't listen to these fags.
Have fun in China, my man.

My friend is on that flight. Could you try to get his attention? His name is Allah Ackbar. Just yell for him and he'll come. Tell him Greg says hi.

Which chin is your favourite?

>Dubs = checked

Stop

How did the plane take off when your lard ass put it over it's weight limit?

you're a 33 year old virgin, who is thinking of nutting one in the bathroom, aren't ya bud?

Is that kid still watching 9/11 on his phone

Hijacking this thread- sorry fatman.

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