Damn. Why is this masterpiece so good?

Damn. Why is this masterpiece so good?

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'cuz it's actually just a shitty teen pop album, so pretentious kids who are closeted pop fags love it.

If you're into this, I definitely recommend checking out
Jessica Simpson - Lovely Kisses
Britney Spears' 90s work
Christina Aguilera's 90s work
Mandy Moore's 90s work
Glitter by that half-black lady

happy listening!

Because it has been done by a music genius: Grimes. Anyone who says that Art Angels is generic is completely delusional. There's no album like this one.

Grimes was smart, she knew her fans were ex avid consumers of late 90s-early 00s shitty teen pop music, so she combined that style with her signature queerky, le spork XDD, aesthetic so the tumblr and nu-male crowds went nuts over this

>so pretentious kids who are closeted pop fags love it.
Stop talking about you. Those albums that you posted aren't similar at all with AA. Move your shitposting where it belongs:

let the anal bleeding flow through you!

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Funny yet completely retarded post. Now this is what I call good shitposting.

>still talking about himself
You're trying to be really gross, but the joke's on you.

what went wrong?

they're right, you know

hide n sage. aids for on christmas OP :^)

seconding this

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why user? serious

>le spork

It seems that the Grimes haters already crawled from their caves. Here's my advice: whatever you say it's irrelevant. It will not change the fact that AA is brilliant. You can try but you will fail. Cheers!

what's wrong with her fingertips?
is she autistic?

I really wanna know whether Grimes fans are really this asspained whenever anyone criticizes her, or if there are a bunch of trolls who think it's funny to meme her and don't really care.

I guess the asspain does make a lot of sense, though, since I would imagine her main audience here is between the ages of 15 and 18... and maybe a few particularly autistic shut in 19 and 20 year olds.

grimes fans are the mlp fans of music

no i imagine its full of mid 20s losers with nothing to do in life but to have some kind of fake relationship with grimes whos 28 yr old and has a bf

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>7 posters

Maybe you're right, but I don't want to accept that the world is really that dark and hopeless.

>anyone criticizes her
Isn't it funny that those stupid haters can't even criticize her music? They always attack her appearance and personality.

Maybe they're forcing her to become Sup Forums-core as if that was some kind of validation? I always wonder as well if they are true fans or just trolls, guess we'll never know

A lot of people criticize her music here

>A lot of people criticize her music here
Do you call "Her music is bad" criticism?

Do you call "she's a genius because I say so and taste is subjective" criticism?

No, that's just a factual statement.

>Maybe they're forcing her to become Sup Forums-core as if that was some kind of validation?
Who would be so insane to seek validation from a shithole? Let's be real. But it's funny that so many Sup Forums users are triggered by her name. I think you all have issues if a slim Canadian girl could make you so mad. Maybe you're trying to deny your true feelings...

Her fans are the ones that trigger users, not Grimes herself

Let's be real if you actually liked grimes you guys would have done what pc music fans did and made your own message board.

but you come here to troll

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ABANDON THREAD

My true feelings are that it's hilarious there are a bunch of foreveralones who pretend a shitty teen pop album is an indie masterpiece just because it was done by a physically average girl they spend an embarrassing amount of time fantasizing about.

No. Just a statement. A subjective one, of course. The word "genius" is open to interpretations:
>an exceptional natural capacity of intellect, especially as shown in creative and original work in science, art, music, etc
You could see how this word is not very precise. How could you objectively measure "genius"?

Whatever. It's just your opinion. Explain why this album has been hugely acclaimed by over 90% of the music press if you pretend it's "a shitty teen pop album".

>Explain why this album has been hugely acclaimed by over 90% of the music press if you pretend it's "a shitty teen pop album"
because none of them named AA aoty
solange got Aoty from p4k. grimes didn't

also people have said how its the most forgettable album of 2015

You invalidate what people say because they're opinions, but only use opinions to defend your posture

By the way, you contradict yourself: those people pretend to like this album and fantasize about a physically average girl? This doesn't make any sense. Anyone fantasizes about gorgeous girls, let's be fucking real.

It's not realisitic to expect this level of adoration if she's looking average and makes shitty music. Even most popstars at least look great.

So, there are 3 possibilities why people like this album:
- Grimes is average looking and her music is outstanding
- Grimes is truly beautiful and her music is shit (like most popstars)
- Grimes is truly beautiful and her music is outstanding.

The option #3 is the real one.

This

It's just early 00s pop music without all the sex references

literally every thread is the same people defending and attacking the goblin, its MLP levels of autism

No, it isn't. And if you did your research before making blunt and shallow statements like that, you would have noticed the song SCREAM which is basically hornier than a fucking porno.

>grimes fans are the mlp fans of music
this
>lol people are midely irritated when we post about our shitty obsession online all the time!! haters amirite XD
>*thing I like* is objectively good, and *artist* is a genius because a few critics said it was good, just as they did about hundreds of other albums in their careers
>thus, my obsession is justified
>this is like, totally, not about sexual attraction, I just have so many pics of *artist / character* on my PC because... uhh...

Mu is full of insecure people, ofc they would seek validation.

this

People discussing music instead shitposting = autists? Look in the mirror and see who is the autist. Protip: it's you.

>projecting

this is clearly shit posting lol, the amount of effort you guys go to is crazy though

>because none of them named AA aoty
It was #3 for P4K is a crowded year (do you really expect P4K to pick AA instead that Lamar album?). #3 is very respectable.

Also NME, Stereogum and Exclaim all picked AA as AOTY 2015. So, your point becomes invalid right now. I'm not even counting that AA featured on many other year end lists.

>solange got Aoty from p4k. grimes didn't
I could say that Solange is black and Grimes isn't. Kendrick Lamar is also black. Do you really want to talk about P4K's agenda?

>also people have said how its the most forgettable album of 2015
People? What people? 5 clueless idiots =/= people. AA has been the most discussed album on this stupid board. That means relevancy. Enough said.

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So, people posting things you dislike = shitposting? Don't you have something better to do than wasting your time in a thread about an artist you dislike? Are you a masochist autist?

...How is it that you are so well-acquainted with these particular albums?

this and the waifufags are the two reasons why she's so acclaimed here

>I really wanna know whether Grimes fans are really this asspained whenever anyone criticizes her
No. Grimes fans (much like Grimes herself) just tend to be very literate to the subtleties of successful internet discourse, including the importance of meta-trolling in anonymous discussion boards.

isn't this the same bitch who said only rich white males hate her music?

>we're just smarter than you. you wouldn't understand
i bet pic related was you too. i hope there's a point of realization in your life where you look back on yourself right now and realize how much of a twat you are. but i guess expecting any grimesfag to have even a shred of self-awareness is being overly optimistic.

The autism is strong with grimesfags LMAOOOOOOO

Good point. That user either talked out of his ass (never listened to these album) or he listened to these albums many, many times, like a huge teen pop fan. In any case, he lost the credibility.

>solange got Aoty from p4k. grimes didn't
user, Art Angels featured a "hate track" (California) specifically written to Pitchfork. How on earth could they have awarded it AOTY, no matter how good they honestly thought it was?

>people have said
>people
You mean ONE random person on twitter corresponding with a P4k writer (see above.)

So, you're a big fan of these teen pop albums and never listened to Art Angels? Tell me how many times did you listen to them?

>It's just like something else, except it's significantly different

>the same people
>Expecting every comment on /mu to have been posted by a completely different person

So, she's not acclaimed because of her great music, but because waifufags post about her and because it's a shitty teen pop album? It makes "sense". Just curious: what is a good teen pop album according to you?

This. The Grimes haters get REALLY mad because they can't beat the Grimes fans with arguments. That's true.

>what is a good teen pop album according to you?
haha

charli xcx - vroom vroom
this is you youtube.com/watch?v=ORIW_F5FWwk

How do you know it's the same people? Are you a mod? Or did you actually visit these threads so often that you don't realize your own MLP levels of autism?

the fact u have that pictured saved on ur pc just proves you have mlp autism

No. Pretty sure you're thinking of someone else.

>posting a random yt video
>expecting me to play it

>charli xcx - vroom vroom
>good
PC Music is inexcusably cheesy and terrible.

>PC Music is inexcusably cheesy and terrible.
thats not valid criticism come up with an better argument hater!

Oh, trust me - I am very much aware and accepting of the fact that I am - at most - the second largest asshole on the Internet.

>moving the goalposts
Answer the question, MLP autist. Are you a mod or do you spend so much time on these threads about an artist you hate that you started to recognize some people here? See, anything you say could be turned against you.

And speaking of that picture, I just saved it temporarily from the archive (look at the filename, it comes from Sup Forums). It's an image board FYI.

Killer comment. Grimes haters, completely BTFO!

>And speaking of that picture, I just saved it temporarily from the archive

thats definable mlp autism that you search for grimes related material on an archive

The fact that Grimestrolls give Grimes and her fans so much attention proves that she's relevant. The joke's on you, dunces.

it takes us couple seconds to call her garbage
you guys spend time coming up with ways to justify your reason for liking her

Whatever, that's just your opinion. But (hold tight) your autism (posting daily in threads about an artist you hate) is off the scales. You're wasting your time on something you hate. That's autism, bruh.

I'm sure you know what autism is :)

>it's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether

>it takes us couple seconds to call her garbage
Riiiight, and then 2 hours arguing over that.

>you guys spend time coming up with ways to justify your reason for liking her
We do that for fun. Sometimes we just copy paste things from the archive (it takes few seconds). Also you miss an important yet subtle point: you're forced to read all that stuff we wrote and subliminally it affects your stupid opinions regarding her. It's psychologic: when you see your dumb opinions attacked every day it makes you question them. Every day there are ex-haters converted to fans after giving her music a fair chance. Will you be next? ;)

I know it exists because I read about it. You know it by living with it. :)

nah shes garbage
good job spending moar time writing!!!!!

>I know it exists because I read about it.
ah doing research on your own problem. gotta give u props for trying to fix yourself :)

>nah shes garbage
(You)

>good job spending moar time writing!!!!!
Thanks. I'm improving my shitty English as a side effect.

You got it wrong. If you study about Mao Zedong does it mean you're Mao or you're trying to be like him? Gotcha.