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keemstar is a gnome


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The notorious hacker, Sup Forums, strikes.

lol minions XD!!!

How do I upvote?

how do i triforce

How are you gentlemen?

I've been here since 2005!

What am this

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Thank's Lori

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i am refusing to pay debnts

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fuck off randy, pay your debnts

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Trump/Hillary supporters are fascist cucks/liberal cucks.

Fuck off Randy

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I'm here since the fappening

How to green text?