>walk in toilet
>see this
>wat do?
Walk in toilet
make a slipknot out of shoe strings tie balls to door handle laugh my ass off afterwords
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Chop his dick of with my miniature katana i carry around for protection.
turn 360° and walk away
Do a 360 and walk out
kick the dick so it explodes
>Next stall over
>Do same
love how people do a micheal jackson right towards his dick
Turn 720° and walk out
what no kickflip?
>put condom on penis
>give oral then anal
>leave
what if he poos on you?
Why do I feel nostalgic when I see this shit thread again.
Anyways, the classic "kick the dick, turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away"
Do a 360° and walkout.... Haha such a pleb
>360°
>walk out
How to spot a weaboo lesson one
>have a katana
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Kek
I'm not a weaboo I'm just interested in japanese culture and like samurai films
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do a 1765 and fart
go next door and do the same
FUCKING IDIOTS YOU WOULD FACE THE SAME DIRECTION HOW CAN YOU BE THIS RETARDED!?!??!!
faggot *idups voice*
I'll be receiving anal
If you haven't had your prostate stimulated you're missing out
Kek
lol!!! upvoted
how dafeq did u do that??
>walk in
>insert coin
>pull lever?
>jackpot?!?!?!
Weaboo confirmed
seems like u need a new toilet..
checked
>idups
Not an actual knife, taser, pepper spray
A katana
Stop watching naruto
???
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Top kek
I don't watch naruto and the katana is a formidable weapon even in a smaller form and tazers aren't reliable, also i do own pepper spray and regularally carry it.
>approach closer
>do a frontflip
>stomp and explode those sacks
>??
>profit?
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Leave the Apple store
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TOP KEK
smash it with my boots
Begin kicking
i would sweep the leg... no mercy
Take a pic, post it to Sup Forums, ask >wat do?
hold on the dick and begin to pull in the opposite direction
its a paradigme
Sound the horn of Gondor!
Kiss that ballsack and slip my thumb up the bum.
do a karate chop
Then towards the base, then the opposite direction, then towards the base again?
which way is the opposite direction?
get a room
play with it like an arcade stick
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how does karate chop imply that you`re a weeb
I don't understand the question.
the opposite of what direction?
idk its a martial art weeby thing
What of the direction opposite?
Sit on it
Trips of truth.
user is a fag lord.
the opposite of whatever dierection it was going before
Yea, that's right.
See you knew the answer the entire time user.
You just have to learn to believe in yourself.
Confidence is key, mang.
but what way was it going before?
The opposite way.
the opposite of what
The way it was going before.
The way it's going now
which way is that? can someone just give me a simple answer please
If trips == truth
I guess I'll sit on it too... And then suck it...
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laugh rly hard