Age of apocalypse

The critics were pretty much spot on with this. No paid off shenanigans like the far superior "Batman Vs superman". This was your average bland capeshit flick with no substance and barely any emotional depth. 5/10 overall

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>ivan ooze
>no less than 3 meme actresses
>twink nightcrawler
>"forget everything you think you know" is a real line
>poopy destruction porn

yeah, i'll pass

>xmen movie with no wolverine
>good

kek

first class is an exception cause based vaughn can do no wrong

Are you me? Those were my thoughts as i left the cinema after the movie.

>no wolverine
:^)

>le cameo

could you even imagine how shitty DOFP would have been if wolverine wasnt in it and kitty pride was the main fucking character

Its just jennifer lawrence that gets on my nerves. Like go away bitch. Go away and be in the hungergames, leave x-men alone.

what made first class so good? legitimate question, i remember enjoying the fuck out of it but it's been a while since i saw it

>No paid off shenanigans like the far superior "batman Vs Superman"

Opinion discarded then and there.

There is no conspiracy. BvS was mediocre at best with shitty production.

Tight narrative, great cast, toned down the power rangers superhero style stuff that was rampant in this film. There was tension and the villain seemed to have a larger presence and more of an impact on the cast.

You know I haven't seen "Kingsman: The Secret Service" but it might have something to do with thiat

>shitty production
BVS is one of the, if not, greatest looking films of the decade.

It was fucking awful.

X3 had a better plot.

I liked it.

Apocalypse 8/10
BvS 7/10
CW 7/10

Its not a shallow quipfest with really low stakes but its also not a super grim dark sorrowfest.

Its a comic book movie.

8/10 is massively generous when they screwed up horribly during key emotional moments.
>Who le fuck are you XD
Most reddit thing i've heard in film

Solid writing, great acting from the 2 leads, adapt to this, and motha fucking that red guy azazel

Based Fassbender killing Nazis

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Just Fassbender in general desu.

You also got to see j laws tits and ass on blue paint, rose bryne in lingerie, and that girl from mad men in a bra the entire movie

I have a very hard time believing this was actually in the movie.

que?

It was and it was fucking awesome

>BVS is one of the, if not, greatest looking films of the decade

Why?

This film would have been far better if it was a magneto solo. Dude could easily carry his own film and was the only good part of apocalypse. The forest scene is one of my all time capeshit favourites

capekino

Where are the official capekino rankings?

Magneto scene was most emotional scene in any superhero film though

The dialogue in this movie was fucking trash, it felt like everyone was making speeches for a trailer rather than actually conversing with eachother. The end battle was also awfully choreographed and it played out like a really shitty anime battle (especially the mind battle shit). The actress who played Jean was fucking worthless. Magneto and Quicksilver were the only good things.

When does he pick up a fucking magnet with his mind?

okay it is 2 minutes and 20 seconds in. Now I believe I am watching an X men movie

WHY HAS MY GOD FORSAKEN ME?

It was shit.

Yo don't tell me that's an actual line kek

Yeah that scene was fucking awful
God damn the script for the movie was fucking garbage

>This was your average bland capeshit flick with no substance and barely any emotional depth.

This is a perfect summation of every MCU flick, yet those are near-universally praised...Strange.

>No paid off shenanigans like the far superior "Batman Vs superman"

Are we really still doing this? It was a shit film, get over it.

>B-But muh hackneyed jesus symbolism makes it really deep!

Honestly I want to know what it feels like to be one of those guys who wanted BvS to be good. I always wanted to see it crash and burn so I got what I wanted, what does it feel like to not get what you wanted?

There is more substance and emotional depth going on with RDJ alone in the MCU flicks than in any of your Fox or DC trash, you asspained manbaby cuck

kill yourself

We get one "fuck" boys. Let's force it. The whole Magneto bit could've been so fucking good if they did it right. But instead they made it melodramatic and lame. "IS THIS WHAT I AM?" Really? And that one shot of his snow white daughter with the deer which they don't reveal to be a mutant power til later. I just thought it was the cheesiest thing I've ever seen.

why don't you go back and suck reddit downey jr's cock on r/mcucapeshitflicktrashcuck subreddit you fucking faggot. RDJ is memes, he is reddit he is a tiny little manlet who can't act. You think the memefests of iron man 2 or iron man 3 were in any way comparable to the depths and nuance of ben affleck (an oscar winning actor might i add) in BVS or Michael fassbender in days of future past?

Yes. It looks great. And it has a good score. And Affleck and Irons are good in it.

The positives end there.

Anyone else feel weird about its treatment of really heavy historical shit? Like in the opening credits when a swatzika and the world trade centre fly into the screen. And when it cuts to a scene and "Auschwitz" appears on the bottom of the screen and we get fucking Psylocke and Apocalypse standing around in a concentration camp. And then of course they proceed to destroy Auschwitz. Just seemed kind of fucked up.

Why? are you triggered by nazis?

Good cast, introductory sort of feel without heavily relying on established assumptions (see: Spider-Man in Civil War), and a return to the political themes typically explored in X-Men comics.

It most certainly does not have a good score.

0/10 you're just butthurt

>If you don't like one studio's capecancer flicks you must be an angry fan of the other studio's capecancer flicks
>Plot-convenient PTSD and U KILLED MUH PARENTS qualifies as "emotional depth"

I share a board with literal children.

The direction and GOAT soundtrack made the film fun and exciting and gave the film an energy that makes every other X-Men movie look and feel flat.

No I mean X-Men and First Class did it pretty well showing young Magneto, Apocalypse just felt too dumb and schlocky to put that kind of stuff in and not have some kind of cognitive dissonance.

yeah but the problem is civil war was the capechemo to this capecancer. I didn't ask marvel to save me, but it did anyway.

Something something real life issues something something actual emotional depth something something are we deep yet

I liked Days Of Future Past a lot actually. I was just trying to rustle your jimmies.

Ben Affleck was the only good thing about BvS so obviously you'd mention him. I'm looking forward to the Batman flick he's going to direct but between Gal Gadot's mush-mouthed line delivery, Jesse Eisenberg delivering what is perhaps the worst performance in any movie ever, a shoehorned giant monster who is Doomsday in name only showing up in the last twenty minutes so our heroes can punch something, and the entire central conflict of the film being resolved instantly over some convenient contrivance, I think it's fair to say even the shittiest of the Iron Man films is better.

Fine, I'll bite. I was talking about the musical score by Hans Zimmer, which was solid for the most part.

It had better music then any capeshit this year and had Weapon X wolverine.

this alone makes better then rest

So, leave.

You will not be missed.

It's almost like you don't understand something that the vast majority of the population understands with ease... Strange.

Civil War was garbage. If you thought anything about that flick was deep or interesting you're either a 13 year-old or a grown man with the mental and emotional capacity of a 13 year-old.

Want to guess how I know you're a thirteen year old?

>there are no legitimate opinions other than my own

Honestly there's nothing more emotionally immature than this

Weapon X was lame as fuck. The action was shit and Wolverine looked stupid with the headset on.

If you cant do something properly, don't do it at all, Singer.

I feel like it's only kids who want to appear grown up by calling other things childish.

I would rather they rely on established assumptions than force us to sit through the same origin story again except with minor details switched up ala BvS

Civil war is fucking terrible.

it was 1:1 adaption. action is terrible in all capeshit no surprise. dont tell me you liked civil war action top kek

>Muh opinion

The first defense of the plebeian. Opinions can be, and often are, wrong. Not all views are valid, and they don't deserve to be treated as such.

Flicks based on picture books about costumed superheroes beating up "bad guys" with their wacky powers are objectively meant to entertain literal children. If you're over the age of 16 and you're still watching superhero flicks, there is genuinely something wrong with you.

>"No paid off shenanigans like the far superior "Batman Vs superman"

You just made all of your opinions invalid. Get out of here, Grace Randolph.

He wore a metal headband and then played tag with all of the guards. It sucked. Hugh Jackman was more threatening in Kate & Leopold.

Just admit you have shit taste

What mad realm doth thou dwell? Cause its not the real universe

THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

Best capeshit of the year. Doesn't say much but still enjoyable
>tfw I wasn't that impressed with quicksilver in dofp
>tfw I really was in Apo

It was the best xmen movie yet

fuck what Sup Forums says

Huh? What are you even trying to say? The only good marvel studios movies are iron man, winter soldier,and guardians of the galaxy

It wasn't X2. It wasn't even DoFP.

1. Blankman

>what is X2
I also prefer X1, maybe because it tries to be gritty and mysterious. On par with DOFP though easily.

You are full of shit you moron, get over it!

Fucking kek

Matthew Vaugn. Even if the script were shit he'd style make a stylish as fuck movie

The music that played in that scene fit it perfectly
Fuck i love the 80's aesthetic

Great response. "It has weapon X so it must be good" is truely some top tier analysis.

I forgot Krappi was in this

I loved DoFP, especially the scene between Eric and Charles on the plane while Logan just sits there and repeats in his head "you're immortal don't worry, you're immortal dont worry"

The problem I had with it was that the paradoxical nature of timetravel lost a lot of tension for me. Because wolverine/kitty never dies in the nega-future, you are basically under the assumption that all will be right, and because Charles and Eric still exist in the nega-future you know they can't possibly die in the past.

It would have been a lot better if they were left with a feral Wolverine that Charles had to repair at the end.

This is why I am really looking forward to the two part Infinity Wars. Part 1 will be the absolute destruction of some of the top tier Avengers (Thor and Vision. Thor dies protecting Vision or someone, Vision goes to grab Mjolnir and can't because of events in CW, gets the mind gem ripped off his face by Thanos), and Part 2 will be the return.

As for Apocalypse, the trailers were really unmoving, but I will definitely be seeing it in theaters. Fassbender is probably the best talent out of all the comic book heroes, or at the very least near the very top.

>all the substance comes from the only decent actor

Yeah no shit. You expect gravitas and charisma from the dude who plays Thor or Scarlett Johansson?

>capecuck autists flood board with their Sup Forums shit, tells people trying to discuss films and tv to leave

Well memed desu

Great deflection.

It's hyperbole you numb nuts. He is saying even just that one guy RDJ, is better than all of that garbage.

Yeah normies like brain dead stories and action with light hearted quips more than brain dead stories and action without quips

>I know you're a child because you don't enjoy comic books

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills

You sound mad

Deflection from what? I wasn't the one you were talking to you fat capefaggot

>BVS is one of the, if not, greatest looking films of the decade.

Oh user, you're such a funny guy.

You're absolutely correct. Too bad most of the people here couldn't get the money from mommy and daddy to go see it.

>There is more substance and emotional depth going on with RDJ alone

>le I'm conflicted about things that happened in the past but keep doing those things again and again forgetting I'm conflicted while throwing quips left and right and becoming conflicted when it suits me acting method
In his defence it's probably not his fault that Tony stark is such a crappy character.

And I am not the one you were talking to. YOU LOSE AGAIN!

>this
the whole MCU is so disorientated and inconsistent that Iron man is like 4 different characters depending on what movie he's in. The only constant about him is the quips which in some cases substitutes character development in the meme cinematic universe

>that fucking scene

god damn i love speedsters in movies

i hope the flash is amazing

no way near as good as BVS and slightly worse than civil war but still better than deadpool.

Deadpool was the best capeshit in years, mate.