It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Sup Forums will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
terribly written op. completely pathetic in a all ways.
Jacob Lewis
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William Rodriguez
What a shitty b8 kek
Dominic Ramirez
lol 9gag the originator of Anonymous?
obvs troll is obvs
Owen Gonzalez
But... Anonymous was bron here in Sup Forums... ¿Wasnt? :v
Jace Clark
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Evan Jackson
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Christopher Davis
slow claps* steps out of the shadows* Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive. See you on the boards...
Leo Russell
DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO
Lincoln Flores
Anonymous is an idea. An idea does not have a leader. ~ Sabu
Noah Edwards
let's see how many newfags for this one one fucking more time
Jeremiah Morgan
get out of here newfag
Jaxon Cruz
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Jordan Mitchell
Sup Forums made you. You are an ant threatening to kill god.
Ayden White
kek u cant do sh*t
Blake Torres
bait
Kevin Miller
K
Leo Brooks
>We are le anoimouse. We are warneeng u that we are scary peepl that weight a bit moar xDD anywae gt redi 2 get le haxxed by memes XDDD
>We aer leoign >Weeb dew not forgif >We no forge XD XD XD
>You wil never see or powr of our virgnity XD XD
Noah Young
It's not >bait It has to be >b8
Ryan Foster
Sup Forums created you. Sup Forums created lulzsec. Sup Forums created our culture. Sup Forums created CREATIVITY. Don't fuck it.
Nolan Smith
Fuck off.
John Hall
MODS
Isaac Robinson
you new aren't cha?
Eli Rivera
hey FilthyFrank yeah is me can u kill this fucker ? kk good thx
Joshua Campbell
>leader facepalm.jpg
Caleb Harris
>dubs confirm
Noah Phillips
kek you can't do sh*t
but in all seriousness, fuck off.
Landon Jones
2 edgy for me
Oliver Watson
m8 your b8 is shit. It was obviously fucking b8 from the beginning, but if you wanted to trick the newfags you probably shouldn't have said "You're probably all thinking "DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO""
As well as that.... THERE IS NO LEADER OF ANONYMOUS YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Angel Myers
Well said Sup Forumsro.
Jeremiah Green
>Anonymous >Leader I knew it was summer, but Jesus Christ...
Liam Mitchell
Hey m8, Im one of your, but I have to say ANONYMOUS HAS NOT LEADERS, If you think you are something like a leader of a Little hacking group thats right, BUT DON'T SAY U R DE FCKING LEADER OF ANONYMOUS. We are free, expect us.
Carson Peterson
we are anamolous we are a region forgive and forget expecto patronum
Nolan Carter
Sup Forums also created trap threads
Josiah Price
DARN IT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO?
Elijah Foster
LOL children aren't allowed on here so why don't you go play hide and gofuckyourself
P.S. We are Anonymous not 9Fag
Lucas Cruz
>hasn't seen this pasta before newfag detected
Cooper James
kek they cant do sh*t
Leo Hill
go back to 9fag, OP.
Ethan Stewart
This copypasta never fails to out the newfags.
Nicholas Parker
kek they cant do sh*t
Brody Robinson
DARNIT WUT DU WEE DOO GAIS?!
Brayden Moore
I'm going to miss all these summer moralfags whose parents couldn't afford to send them to christian camp. We are now babysitters.
Jason Thomas
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Eli Diaz
Kek you cant do shit, moral fag The only valid motivation to do anything is for the lulz
Aiden Carter
yo trump got to b
Jeremiah Gutierrez
Wil Wheaton is dead!
Jordan Cruz
luka evo moj kurac
William Roberts
This is literally not even bait it's written by some gay twelve year old ninegag trooper.
If OP doesn't reply to my post kek will kill everyones that browses Sup Forumss mothers
Kayden Barnes
Newfie here hasn't learned the power of b8's and b8 accessories.
Dominic Anderson
kys
Samuel Cook
evo zapravo XDDD
Dylan Sullivan
all these summerfags this thread is cancer
Nicholas Morris
shit bait
Xavier Reed
What's with this stale old pasta?
Tyler Mitchell
Found the newfag
Owen Sullivan
Hahahahaha when I read that I busted a nut. Probably some 12 year old tranny.
Grayson Nelson
This copypasta is old and gay Kys
Eli Martin
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Elijah Gutierrez
Stfu i'm anonimoose We'll never forget forgive faggot
Colton Foster
Kys new fag
Aaron Ross
OP here, you have 2 and a half hours, tick tock.
Hunter Cooper
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Parker Lewis
Dear Sup Forums,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Sup Forums will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
Kevin Morgan
Get in here, vaping livestream/couple/bernie supporters/they do door giveaways
Uhhhhh, Mr user, I think your a bit off on your time. 8 1/2 hours 'til 12 am Pacific
Carson Watson
We are using this free form heave of public conseous for good too Anonymous. It is a pulse of conseous, and more usefull as a mass than the few worms here as well.
Robert Ortiz
so cringe general?
Benjamin Kelly
If you close the doors to a house noone sits together.
Carter Myers
>implying this shitpost hasn't been going around for years
Gabriel Perez
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Adrian Powell
lmao idfc do it faggots you wont. fucking niggers
Carter Morris
You faggots are still doing this redundant copy and paste shit pretending to be fucking Anonomys
Parker Thompson
>Moot >Heaven >ID
Do you fags even realize how old this copypasta is?
Leo Diaz
>Except this time it's the leader speaking. Lol nice one new-fag. That's some fucking stale ass pasta you're serving up there.
Adrian Clark
It's us, Anonymous :)
Jayden Ortiz
If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT.
Oliver James
ikr idiots on this site now...
Oliver Baker
Wuz good?
Logan James
nice pic you got there m8 or should I say >m888
Carson Jackson
Hello mr. Grieger. You have cotton fish upon arrival in fifth. Not getting shoe are happy. welcome of toast
Asher Carter
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Jack Perez
Moot?
>Doesnt know about jackie Sup Forums/gook moot >an hero newfag
David King
Wow we got some hiiigh quality bait right here holy shit please no hackerino.
Eli Wilson
You beat me to it. Superlurk
Hunter Perez
Anonymous is amateur hour. All you do is hack twitter and facebook pages lmao. Anyone of /b's army can do that. Go hack the NSA and we'll talk
Alexander Peterson
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Isaac Brooks
R.I.P. Sup Forums
Josiah Reyes
op should commit an hero with timestamp
Easton Hughes
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Hunter Lopez
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Ryan Barnes
I HAVE THE RESULTS: OP IS FAT NECKBEARD EDGELORD KEKE