>The Nice Guys is another sub-mental movie for morons churned out by the kind of sophomoric Hollywood machine that trademarks the works of Judd Apatow & Co. Afflicted by the same hammered, incomprehensible immaturity that makes modern American comedies unwatchable by any sane person’s standards, this action spoof of the brain-dead, odd-couple cop-buddy franchises popularized by Mel Gibson and Danny Glover, or Eddie Murphy and Judge Reinhold, is equally dumb and forgettable but not even half as amusing. This one, by the jarringly untalented writer-director Shane Black, is merely violent, vulgar and stupid.
>Shane Black’s credits (wrote Lethal Weapon, directed Iron Man 3) disqualify him from being taken seriously, but hiring him to direct this dog should be anathema to even the greediest moguls in Burbank. But The Nice Guys is depressingly inept by any standards. Every bad movie sets up room for a sequel, but with this idiocy, you’ll pray it isn’t so.
>"He's a Munich. It means he's got no balls." >"EUNUCH. Munich is in Germany."
Grayson Peterson
I have this thing for Crowe in action movies. He's the Aussie Bruce Willis.
Gosling a fag.
Jackson Hall
DELET THIS
Christopher Perry
>>Shane Black’s credits (wrote Lethal Weapon, directed Iron Man 3) disqualify him from being taken seriously Fuck that. Did this guy somehow forget that Shane Black made the glorious Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang?
Joshua Richardson
crowes problem is he can't act, i mean look at master and commander
Eli Robinson
>dissing on based Shane Black
plebs
Jayden Hughes
Shane Black was also in Predator so fuck this guy
Ian Hill
IF you're going to lambaste a film for being 'trash', you have to be witty. Critics seem to try outdo each other on who can write the most creatively damning piece.
>About as funny as colon cancer
This writer hasn't even tried.
Jonathan Edwards
Imagine all beautiful, witty women the writer thought would share this review, all of them giggling at its wit, utterly charmed by the intelligence of someone who is too smart and sensitive for Iron Man and Lethal Weapon. And instead it gets roasted on a Taiwanese calligraphy consortium. CAN'T JACK THE BLACK
Christian White
What'd Armond say?
Landon Phillips
Okay ignore this
Aiden Gomez
>merely violent, vulgar and stupid. >violent, vulgar
seems like a not her type of movie
Adrian Foster
It's a woman? Oh
Eli Davis
>Rex Reed
It's not, that's the joke.
Luke Morris
Nope nothing personal about this review
Luke Evans
This sounds like an Armond White review
Gavin Miller
What the fuck? Shane Black untalented? Now this is just being fucking stupid, if you ask me.
Ryan Nguyen
>Shane Black’s credits (wrote Lethal Weapon, directed Iron Man 3) disqualify him from being taken seriously How are you going to hold lethal weapon against him?
>What inspired you to set The Nice Guys in the 70s?
>SB:The 70's in L.A. was wild. There was so much smog that actual SIRENS would sound from time to time, telling you to go indoors. The glamour capitol was fast becoming the porn capital, and every other store front on once-fab Hollywood Boulevard boasted XXX windows. Presiding over this sin souffle was the ultimate symbol of decay -- the Hollywood Sign, in tatters; falling off the hillside, unrepaired and neglected. Great arena, almost Biblically compromised... and a fine arena, we thought, for two tarnished angels to haunt.
It's that his review's filled with generalizations, exaggerations, and flat-out lies.
Jordan Martin
Pretty hyped. Seein git later.
Lucas Cooper
>It's that his review's filled with generalizations, exaggerations, and flat-out lies.
Such as? I seriously don't know, so I'm genuinely curious.
Jeremiah Lee
impossible, i would rather leathal weapon 5,6,7,8 over anything this female-lead era is birthing.
Levi Smith
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO ESCAPE THE FUCKING CAPESHIT
Xavier James
Rex Reed:
>In a 2005 review of the South Korean movie Oldboy, Reed wrote: "What else can you expect from a nation weaned on kimchi, a mixture of raw garlic and cabbage buried underground until it rots, dug up from the grave and then served in earthenware pots sold at the Seoul airport as souvenirs?" The Village Voice, which stated that "online forums erupted in protest" at the review, then mocked Reed by imagining him applying similar logic to films from other countries.[9]
Colton Walker
Fucking kek
Nicholas Cooper
>Shane Black’s credits (wrote Lethal Weapon, directed Iron Man 3) disqualify him from being taken seriously If anything these qualify him
I really liked the trailer too, it actually made the movie look fun.
Isaac Jones
What a fucking stupid opinion
Like, honestly unintelligent
Christopher Nguyen
So he's such a fucking pretenious nigger he feels the need to explain what kimchi is when making an insult?
If this guy isn't a classic example of "biggest midget in the room" I don't know what is. What a fucking fag.
Jayden Clark
Offended, at that jab? Just the thing to expect from a nation which prefers to be tricked into watching their under-age incest porn in the theatre.
