Top 5 favorite cunts other than your own and why you love them

Australia
I like Floridians so it's obvious I'd like Australians. Taking the piss is great and an entire culture based around it is superb.
More seriously, they've been great allies since WWII, have made the best war films of all time, have some interesting history and the wildlife is fucking radical. Plus they're very friendly once you "get it"

Vietnam
Nicest people I've met, rare to get them angry, they only really hate China.
Beautiful country side and some decent history, I like the language even if it sounds bad.
One of the highest approval ratings of the US in the world despite us fucking destroying their land and them being communists.

Japan
Love the language, love the popular culture, love the culture culture, and I adore the history.
They make some pretty great films too, and are pretty based Nationalism wise.
Has flaws though, such as hours of work and how much of a bitch they are to us.

Ireland
Nice folk if a bit too superstitious. I adore their history and culture, the scenery is beautiful. Also muh heritage.

Poland
History history history history. The people are nice, too. Oh and history and people again.

Saudi Arabia
Pakistan
Iran
Morocco
China

They're all redpilled as fuck.

Norway
they're like us

Sweden
they're like us

Iceland
they're like us

Finland
they're like us

Netherlands
they're like us

>Sweden
>they're like us

I'm somewhat certain you're not an Arab country.

We just binge drink more. But otherwise pretty spot on.

Norway
Top tier bros

Sweden
Min storbror

Denmark
Bros

Russia
Easy women

Estonia
Cheap booze

Japanese
You said it better than me

Iranian
Chillest people I've ever met, very friendly, and has the best film history in the world

Dutch
Friendly farmers once you get out of Holland and into the countryside

Italians
Based af

Nigerians
All friendly and have some bomb food

What's the point of this thread? You know it's going to be the same shit every single time.

>us
>america
>canada

plus two other countries closest to you.

Saged and go kill yourself OP.

Thailand
Great chill people. Truly the land of smiles.

Singapore
A true capitalist paradise

Ethiopia
I like the food, coffee, and cuties. And how conservative and old school those cuties are.

Spain
Another chill friendly country. I like the whole siesta, late dinner, party all night set up.

Bahrain
Chill and underrated Gulf Country. Like UAE with a soul.

Countries aren't objects to like for me.

But if I am to live abroad, then I'd choose:
China
Korea
Thailand
Vietnam
Malaysia

I'm interested in African countries too. But I have almost no idea about them.

North Korea
Pakistan
Venezuela
Cuba
Thailand

You like countries which could say no to USA, don't you?

yes.

thailand cant say no to usa but i like them bcuz they have beautiful women and i like the challenge of converting their allegiance

Explain

and always say yes to China, which is the only thing really matters in this topic for most countries.

>Switzerland
landscape, democracy, people are ugly but nice, people aren't cucked, development...
>Chile
landscape, people are nice and have funny accents, development...
>Slovenia
landscape, development...
.... if i continue the list the landscape and how they're developed will go on and on. pic related of course

expat detecteddddddd

Scotland

Wales

Mann

Cornwall

Brittany

because celt pride worldwide, even if they stretch the definition of "country"

US Navy detected

Might switch out Thailand for Burma/Myanmar or Cambodia desu. Burma because of its historical importance and Cambodia because it has been the most loyal of allies

it doesnt really matter as much that they say yes to China, so long as they can say no to America

>Burma because of genociding Muslims

FTFY

>Loyal of allies
>Literally being bought out by China
Really makes you fink

Sup Forums pass??

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i'm a girl by the way

Makes sense. We know you Asians crave the BBC

Fuck you, this country is in ruins.

i suspect that you are not a real venezuelan but am americunt using a venezuelan proxy. so no. fuck you

>japan
anime
>usa
music and movies
>britain
>germany
>iceland
music

China welcomes you

Slovakia
little brother

Germany
big brother

Finland
because i love autism

Norway
love the landscape, and their hdi (applies to whole scandinavia)

Britain
ima britboo

谢谢

literally everything you said about us is untrue

please be my gf

Italia
Ellas
Turk
Iran
India


good food, good culture, good people

I do not say anywhere but I think the country where food is not good is shit.

You were way better than the Brits in Korea, 'Nam and WWII itself
The Odd Angry Shot, Gallipoli, Breaker Morant, easily my top favorites, all Aussie
Other shit is subjective or personal experience so whatever

USA

Bcoz fuck my cunt, m80's

>Japan
Low-crime rate, very nationalistic, produced a lot of media that I really like

>Italy
I like the food and the Roman Empire

>Iceland
Produced some great music artists for such a small nation, also hot springs

>Denmark
Went to Copenhagen once, comfy as fuck with great architecture

>England
Thanks for all the great music, I couldn't care less about you other wise, but thanks

Canada
they're like us

Britain
they're like us

Australia
they're like us

New Zealand
they're like us

Thailand
best place to travel

Thailand seems to be winning

Why not Taiwan, Nihon-sama?