Why aren't you fat, Sup Forums?
>Famine resistance
>Handicapped parking
>Use elevators and chairs without judgment
>Eat wtfever you want whenever you want
>Ugly so nobody is intimidated and you make friends
>Act however you want because nobody expects anything from you
>In case of school shooting less likely a bullet hits major organ
>Tumblr HAES fags love you
>Fat bitches do anal
o Shit
>FAMINE RESISTANCE
Trust me, everyone is judging you.
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>without judgment
Just because You don't hear them insult You doesn't mean they don't.
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You forgot about fights too as you're less likely to be tackles.
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If you're fat you're more likely to get bullied, have a heart attack, never get laid, never do anything with your life as job employers will say "oh look at that fatty, he must be extremely fucking lazy". Being too fat can lead to you being pretty much disabled. That's why.
>ugly
>no self esteem
>early death
>embarrassing
>need to pay for extra seats on airplanes
>can't fit in a canoe
>have to avoid chairs etc with weight limits
>first person to get eaten if wild lions attack because of speed, also marbled fat would be tastiest
>people will judge you for being a slob and using handicap parking, elevators and scooters, and generally asking people to make accommodations for your poor life choices
>people will never want to touch you or smell you
>can't find penis under pubic fat, no girls will want to see it anyway
>>In case of school shooting less likely a bullet hits major organ
muh sides
>Use elevators and chairs without judgment
>judgment
Nigger what.
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>Famine resistance
When you are fat you constantly feel like you are in a famine.
>Handicapped Parking
Maybe in USA.
>Use elevators and chairs without judgment
When you are fat you get judged for being fat. No matter what you are doing.
Breaking the elevators is embarrasing too.
>Eat wtfever you want whenever you want
This pretty great IMO
>Ugly so nobody is intimidated and you make friends
People don't like fat people. So you don't really make friends. You just make Lighter Bullies.
>Act however you want because nobody expects anything from you
People expect alot of things from you. None of which you can do because you can't get out of your chair.
>In case of school shooting less likely a bullet hits major organ
If you do get hit in a major organ the paramedics can't help you because they can't run a marathon just to get around you.
>Tumblr HAES fags love you
This isn't a positive man.
>Fat bitches do anal
Fat bitches don't go out with fat guys. We steal their food.
Source: I'm fat.
I don't get it
5'9'' 420lbs (braise it) and someone else, this is 100% accurate. Fat girls are fucking horrible.
>muslims
>skinheads
>gays
common user, use your imagination
>Use elevators and chairs without judgment
>without judgment
>elevators
>chairs
kekd
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Yeah I've been fat all my life and it is lame. Women don't want you, people in general don't want you
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> I just don't like fatty food that much
It's great