How the fuck do I get a gf?

How the fuck do I get a gf?

walk around videotaping women

Can confirm this does not work

You can have mine. I don't really like her

You in sydney?

Just be yourself :^)

Doesn't Australia have Tinder?

I want a gf, not a fucking prostitute

No, in (disclosed town) Victoria

Just be yourself

step 1: shower, shave and dress properly
step 2: leave your house

Can you send her to sydney?

>ask a girl out
>be genuinely interested in her life and listen to her
>learn some body language
>have gf
you can openly admit you're fucking worthless as long as you have the security of saying it so

yeah sure, no refunds btw :

Tell a girl you're wealthy. Instant gf

It's k breh, you got a pic of her?

lower your standards

what if she asks for PROOFS though?

you musn't lie, you should BE wealthy

the same thing has been in my mind for quite some time, but i eventually gave up and concentrated on my job and educating myself

>huur duur you're a fagget
well, i've had bad experiences with ex-gf's (last one i felt i got cucked, but she ended up really really bad, so, in a way, i think it was a sort of "draw" ). Women have become more bitchy over time and since only a few of the chicks who are untra hyper religious are good candidates for a long term relationship, i'm not into religious fanatics (i'm catholic, but when they talk about nothing more but jesus this, jesus that, the angels, the devil, muh praying, muh church all day long gets boring as fuck).

>Go to adult school
>get friended by crazy chick for being an antisocial bastard
>Look at other girl in class in a positive way
>Get forcibly shipped with her by said crazy chick

Done. Worked for me.

>but she ended up really really bad,
you cut her head didn't you? it's ok, you're anonymous here just confess it

be nice to girls and find common interests if you're srs.

These are good advice, try to get in shape and go beyond of a typical "movie and dinner date" fo something cool like museums, coffee shops, lucha libre and alternative stuff if she is the typical special snowflake.

>adult school

isn't that a university or college?

Prolly. We got tons of evening schools because our school system is shitty and everyone from a lower education school has to go to these to get a higher degree after they're done with their school time. Good luck finding work if you don't.

from what i saw in american movies, it would be a community college?
it's elementary/high school but for adult people