You wake up in Poznan, Poland

>You wake up in Poznan, Poland...
wat do

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fly home for 9 euro

Convert to Islam and move to Japan

Look around for a bit then take a train to Germany.

Ask why everyone is yelling gibberish

Wzyckz zu zyzohzshz

Be weary of any backstabbing L*thuanians and U*rainians

fight communism since it is the only place on earth where people won't call you a fascist for it

im in poznan right now its so kurwa cold my windows are leaky im freezing send help

Look for piano concerts

But that's Wrocław in your pic.

Wzczykkz kzychlaw wrzalow zwzwzzz

Fucking Polen

W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie, faggot.

Go to playa piano concert for poles, the people I love so much.

How the Polish language was born

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*beats u up*

Polish my peenus in local polish cunt

become a hooligan for a 12 year olds football team

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Poles are not humans. Hitler didn't finish the job.

mexican sailor pls go you aren't welcome

MAKE
POLAND
GREAT
AGAIN

hardcore

1. have an orgasm
3. get married
4. be happy forever after

>Make some friends
>Stay a couple of day at their house
>shitpost on Sup Forums with my new friends
>Go out for eating, music maybe flirt with some girl
>Go to mexican embassy and tell them I woke up there with my friends as witnesses
>Return to Mexico
>Send my polish friends money and offer them hosting if they ever want to come

rape

why do polishfags liek to fight latin american so much?
mexican sailors, chilean pianist etc, you polacks have a deathwish

>Return to Mexico

Why would you do that?

Because they are evil and like to shower with fishes.

>I'm not an asshole
>I work everyday to make my country better
>I've been out of the country a couple of times, I can afford it with some struggle
>I want nice people to come Mexico instead, Mexican people is doomed unless we have more foreign cultural/moral influence.

>Send my Polish friends money and offer them hosting if they ever want to come
No one wants to go to Mexico.

How'd you get that flag?

kill myself

Naked and drink vodka

Find someone who speaks English. Ask where the nearest American embassy is. Go there. Give someone at the embassy 10 bucks to buy me tasty Polish food.

I try to locate the nearest airport without getting assaulted and I take a plane back to italy.

Is that possible?

Literally happened 1.30 hours ago