I'm an Australian of Maori descent

I'm an Australian of Maori descent.

I'm 191cm/6'2.5 feet and 120 kg and I reckon I could take on any dickhead here (even the ""tough"" Eastern/Slavic Europeans).

Prove me wrong.

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*proves u wrong*

>Australian
>Maori Descent

lol no cunt

I'd fucking smash you too, poof.

the taller the harder they fall
i'm not saying it'd be easy though

I thought Maoris were from New Zealand

Not on my home turf, Jango.

You could take me on in a battle of muscles and mass but I could outsmart you.
I am not a strong man but I have good knowledge of the human anatomy and the physics of balance.
If I was to distract you with something I could without doubt take you down.

do you have facial tattoos?

have you cucked any whitebois from ausland?

I'm a Finn of Maori descent.

I'm 2.04m and 87 kg and I reckon I could take on any dickhead here (even the ""tough"" Eastern/Slavic Europeans).

Prove me wrong.

migration exists i suppose

just kick his shin or balls
nobody said it had to be a fair fight

what team do you play for?

*unsheathes stubby*
*teleports behind you while you perform the haka*
*glasses you*

nothing personal, jungle bunny

>bogan
Opinion dismissed.

>average height of males in Paraguay are 5'6
Nope.

We're everywhere.

Lemme guess. You'll use your superior speed and katana to take me down.

>do you have facial tattoos?
Not until I'm older and settled.

>have you cucked any whitebois from ausland?
Not literally no, but I most girls I went out with were white aus/new zealanders.

Nobody gives a shit tho. It happens both ways.

Straight :^)

psssssh

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I'm a Finn of Mongol descent.

I'm 191cm/6'2.5 feet and 120 kg and I reckon I could take on any dickhead here (even the ""tough"" Southern/Australic Maoris).

Prove me wrong.

I'm Maori too, but I'm a femme bottom.

I'm a Canadian of first nations descent.

I'm 192cm/6'2.6" feet and 121kg and I reckon I could take on any dickead here (even the "tough" Northern Brothers).

Prove me wrong.

most autistic post in this thread

I'm a mexican of aztec jaguar warriors descent.
I'm 3 mt tall and 450 kg, i could take on all of you at the same time, meet me somewhere

Nothing wrong with the Finnish people.
Canadians on the otherhand...

Imma fuck you up

come to think of it, i've never seen a female maori
only the big maori rugby players

Just a reminder that I could heem any of you in this thread

Lol betas

Just a little uglier, fatter and more tanned.

hmm i bet they have potential to be the right kind of thick

you couldn't heem your way out of a paper bag if there were a sheep on the other side

I think this one may be an islander idk

>inb4 banned

hnnnnnnnnggg

don't whites and maoris get along pretty well in nz?

You Maori boys never been through a real Celtic man, you'd know all about it if you did

Yeah, it's not bad

Maoris usually enjoy banter and are up for a laugh, or they're real angry lel

Sometimes both

>crying cirno.jpg

greetings! my pacific islander brethren

do you also hang outside of night clubs and punch drunk people in the back of the lower head? That's all I see maoris do

same with aus abos, need good amount of white mixed in before they don't look like subhuman shit. When they are mixed they're often pretty decent.

So I assume you are a power bottom?

Flip?

>maori
>being over 5'10''

Mad cause he knocked out a sad cunt?

You wouldn't take me on because I wouldn't fight back, ha! You'd be the asshole beating up a defenseless man. Checkmate

No you meet me somewhere, white boi

>Modern germany

t. Ichigo Uchiha

I´m a 192 cm third world savage
I would unironically destroy you

Well, I'm 178cm, but I live in Brazil. I'd fight you for my life as I do in this shithole everyday.

You may have spent hours at the gym cultivating vanity, but I studied the blade.

I bet you don't have a gun. I have a gun. I win.

I'm a Swede of Somalian descent.

I'm 191cm/6'2.5 feet and 120 kg and I reckon I could take on any dickhead here (even the ""tough"" Eastern/Slavic Europeans).

Prove me wrong.

best case scenario is you rolling on the ground groaning from too much brain damage lmfao

you been watchin too much movies island bitch

back on the boat you fucking fob you left the hungi on

I'm a Finn of Romani descent.

I'm 192 cm and 101 kg and I reckon I could take on any dickhead here (even the ""tough"" Eastern/Slavic Europeans).

Prove me wrong.

i'll cut you

I'm a Lechistanian of Sarmatian descent.

I'm 300 cm and 250 kg and I reckon I could take on any dickhead here (even the ""tough"" jungle niggers).

Prove me wrong.

I'm a Swedish of Finnic descent.
I'm 165 cm and 47 kg and I reckon i could suck on any dickhead her (Especially the Eastern/Slavic Europeans)
Prove me right

I'm a Slovak of Slovak descent.
I'm 500 cm and 500 kg and I reckon i could suck on any dickhead her (Especially the ""tough"" Eastern/Slavic MMA fighter)

now I won
Prove me right

oh, I copied wrong text :(

A real man uses words to resolve his issues, not violence

Superior Slavic techniques, like the "Superior Squatting Stance" or the "Knife to end your Life" can bring down any non-Slav in a heartbeat

I'm a Dickhead of Fuckface descent.
>I'm 191cm/6'2.5 feet and 120 kg and I reckon I could take on any Australian here (even the " tough" Polynesian/Maori Australians).
Prove me wrong.

You're a silly billy

Polynesians can get fat as fuck if that's what you mean.

stfu keyboard warrior

I'll show you gangland

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I've heard they are hard to knock out with head blows though. As that true?

What's this meme about slavs being tough?
They're manlets. Only reason they're overrepresented in heavy weight boxing is because do to all the poverty they have a larger pool of scum to draw from who are ready to be permanently mentally disabled for a marginal chance at success.

This island monkey wouldnt last a day in eastern yurope

yeah, they're pretty tough. it's not some meme when people say that they all play rugby.

>Yeah, it's not bad
Is it true they don't like the Chinese immigrants and will bully them?