Dubs tells me what to do, he thinks im a girl keep in mind

Dubs tells me what to do, he thinks im a girl keep in mind

Bomp please

lmao mushroom head

only if you stick your dick in a bagel first (winkey emoji)

bomp for more

fuckin bump for this

"it's too big, it would be my first time you know"

winzip.exe

>Mushroom head dick
>Blue
>Looks diseased
>What the fuck

Only if you promised to suck a grape out of my butthole too.

Ask if he wants to smoke some dabs

winrar

Smoke kush

WINRAR.EXE

Did it, sadly he messaged me earlier today, if he doesnt respond ill make a new bread tomarrow

Then why post a thread you attention seeking pole smoker.

Hes awoken boys!

This

Look at all these faggots helping a bitch without even getting tits first. I never thought I'd see the day where no one even demanded tits or GTFO

yes i do, from time to time i use the fifth season of the apprentice as my dildo, there would nothing more in this world i would like then to sit on trump's face and show him how i will make America Great Again.

He's not a girl, the guy just thinks he is. Faggot.

Mine's bigger, mushroom tip

"Pussy? I got a fat dick"

>he thinks im a girl keep in mind
>thinks
How's that reading comprehension going?

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I do... but I have a strange fetish, and need it to get going. I can't say it though... you'll just laugh.

Roll

b Not dubs but ill take that.. Be prepared to follow up

>Yes! I like to touch myself behind my desk during math class xD

Roll

roll

My god

Fucking dumbass...

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I like to finger myself while watching family feud, Steve's mustache is so fucking hot..

Learn how to read, summer.

HELP ME BOYS HELP ME

>that's gross! What's wrong with you? Smh.

I have a serious scat fetish and I want to swallow some wet shit

no it needs to be better to get him to take a pic

winrar

fuck dude...

Rolling for follow up; use this but make it work for the situation, i.e. sell it as the fetish and don't include a winky face... basically, act ashamed, but still ask for it. Bagel or donut, you decide.

GG

Aw... c'mon... with that one we won't get him to sent more pics of mushroom dick. :(

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WINRAR

WINRAR.trips

Maybe he is into that shit and will send pics of dick covered in shit.

chequed

Trips again

holy fuck gets thread

and also i dont know which to do scat fetish or get him to send his dick in a bagel?

first dubs to pick wins..

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a catfish thread?

rolling for
> I'm actually a dude, bro
then show your micropenis

HOLY FUCK!

I put my trip vote on my other post:

Pick mine, the scat fetish one, do it

bagel dick

Lucky

Scat won so do Scat

rolling for scat

roll

Rollin for scat fetish

bot niqqa

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rolling for bagel

Voting for using both fetishes!

This thread

Dick In Bagel.

Noice

"I'll suck your toes dry daddy ;)"

Jesus gravyboy

Bagel/donut roll.

wew

You can't ask for dubs and then ask for more dubs if you don't like the first dubs. Scat it is.

quads incoming

wtf is with the trips in here?

Rawl

Now we wait, im sorry but the bagel and dnut was too good

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You fucking faggot

why didn't you just tell him to shit on the bagel too?

Ask him Send a pic of his dick through a donut

weve struck gold

How is this better than scat?

That's the fucking ugliest dick I've eevee seen

>too thin
>small
>retardedly disproportionate head
>circumcised two tone scar looks shitty

Why even live

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you fucking suck, you can't pick and choose gets.

this was the winner.

Check3m

Holy Fuck better than expected

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Abandon thread. This fucking faggot ignores gets

Stop texting yourself.

Can you send me a pic maybe?;)

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