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First for Neverwinter Nights

RE

third for nu metal is good

First for Numetal (k)Nights

SPEK

damn right

Friendly reminder that nu-metal isn't metal

dubs for nu metal is shit

Fuck nu-metal!

Glam or scram!

>two nines
>two sevens
>two zeros
works for me

You actually took a screencap of your own shitty post about a shitty style and plan to repost it as if it actually means something. Wow. Pathetic. Almost as pathetic as liking nu-metal

Reminder that the best metal album of all time is nu-metal.

Shitty wannabe Mr Bungle

Nah, glam is gay as shit. Sorry to tell you. Objectively shittier than nu metal.

rec me motörhead worship

>dual lead/rhythm guitar (tracked in stereo) throughout the whole album
God it makes my dick so hard

Why isn't this done more often?

>yfw people who shit on nu metal can't even get dubs

I'm the one who wrote this post and I'm pretty sure he took a screencap of it solely to make fun of it and get (You)s from retards like yourself.

wrong, wrong and wrong

speed metal chart?

>I'm the one who wrote this post
he proclaims loudly on an anonymous message board. anyway, samefag.

not an argument
both dubs and nu-metal are exclusive property of nu-males
>not even the best nu-metal album of 1996
>can't accept nu-metal isn't metal

user pls

This is the best metal album of all time

>inb4 somebody says Neurosis is nu-metal

atmosludge is for faggots and nu males EXCLUSIVELY. prove me wrong.

sludge is just nu metal slowed down

It's not nu-metal, but it has something in common with it: It's not metal either.
I.... I can't!

WOK

He's right, you know. Maybe that's why it's so good.

nu-metal is nothing but Godflesh's gay second cousin who's dating Pantera (who is also Godflesh's gay second cousin because chugcore is incestuous as fuck)

Burden of proof is on you, lad

TSiB is objectively heavy as shit, nothing wimpy about it.

i dont like nu metal but cmon man why you gotta be puris-- oh. right. Sup Forums.

Honestly, nu and glam are still better than black metal.

Shit slowed down is nothing but slowed down shit.
>Burden of proof is on you, lad
Proof: You.

nigga you take that back

i've never read a post filled with so many useless buzzwords and analogies

>Shit slowed down is nothing but slowed down shit.

Nice nonargument nigger

It's the truth.

He's right, you know

not an argument
Don't lie, this isn't your first day on /metal/

>Don't lie, this isn't your first day on /metal/
>mfw he's right
why do I continue to post here?

Because you're a no-life nu-metaller

Oh yeah, that's right. Post 10/10 nu metal.

youtube.com/watch?v=7Te6cZtbz0c

That is emotionless

Come again?

>that band name
>that album name
>that song name
>that band pic
And you people will still defend nu-metal

No, it's Powerman 5000

>he doesn't know Powerman 5000
underage pls go

>that band name
There's literally nothing wrong with naming your band Powerman 5000

I agree with the rest though

mallcore kids leave the hall

...

I think almost everyone here can agree that Black Metal babies are absolutely the worst posters in these threads if not on this board

This.

>implying nu-metal is fun
>if not on this board
Grimes and k-pop generals are worse and you know it in your heart.

agreed. my theory is that it's an entire containment genre for edgelord teenie faggots and lowlifes.

Oh I see, you're a blackie. That makes sense. Why don't you go listen to some DSBM and hang yourself.

you're thinking of numetal and aggroshit

desu even the white gangster band picture would be excusable if the music was good, but it's not. It's very, very bad.

I don't even frequent other generals
Why would I?
I'm not some non-exclusive metal poser

If you're assuming I'm a blackie because of that pic you should know that all those people posting pictures of Vikernes saying "stop listening to nigger music" isn't ACTUALLY Vikerness
You said on this board, I just gave examples of worse posters. Stop being so defensive, mallcore kid.

Gas the numetallers.

Not him but I made the post you are referring to.

While I admit Grimes and K-Pop shitters are bad, Black Metal tweens are a whole other level of annoying

Let's talk about world war three then

>using the term "mallcore" in a derogatory fashion
Stop being unemployed

Again, for full disclosure: This poster is NOT the real Vikerness

I would rather be unemployed than work at Hot Topic

And I work at a grocery store

A GODLESS
HAIL
OF
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE

>And I work at a grocery store
Lets put your life into perspective for a second. You work at a grocery store, listen to metal, and shitpost on Sup Forums during your off hours. Are you happy with yourself? Literally, truly, sincerely kys.

Could be worse. At least he doesn't listen to nu-betal

>things a trve metalhead would never say

Thanks for letting me know
With all his online activism lately I never know who Varg might be!

>he still thinks nu metal fans spend time at malls and work at hot topic
look guy, it's not 2002 anymore. you need to go back to school and stop working at a grocery store.

>stop being unemployed
>says the underaged numetaller middle schooler
Crossing guard doesn't count as a job.

"nu-metal is both metal and good"

>"I have had a girlfriend"
you got some shit fucked up if you think having a certain taste in music is more important than working at a grocery store past age 16

D-don't cry, user :(

"I like black metal"

"I know my way around a vagina"

"I don't like anime"

Ok now let someone else have a go

"I shave and exercise regularly"

who /comfy/ here?
>long sleeve shirt
>wrapped up in a blanket
>hot chocolate and marshmellows
>kitty curled up in my lap
>Christmas shopping for relatives
>blastin' Formulas Fatal to the Flesh

I live in hell, tho

What do you guys think of this classic rock album?

What's the weather like this time of year?

me
>pajama pants that i haven't taken off in two days
>totino's pizza rolls and chicken tenders are done
>two blankets draped over my damp body
>playing CS:GO
>listening to black metal

>tfw weather makes it impossible to properly warm your legs but still makes your upper body hot and sweaty as fuck

Average of 45ºC during the day and 27ºC at night, thunderous storms biweekly, everything is made of mosquitoes and bad smells.

Everything about this is disgusting. Of course it's a black metal poster.

>Average of 45ºC during the day
>during December

what hilariously dystopian shithole do you live in, user?

>Are you happy with yourself?
I'm going to transfer to a 4 year university to study physics next year, I think I'm doing pretty well for myself.

Hello friend, do you have a minute to talk about this exotic and virtually unknown place called the Southern Hemisphere?

i forgot that place existed when we let the colonies go

how are things down there

I have friends

>he fell for the STEM meme
Lad unless you've got someone paying your way to a masters degree, you're going to end right back here, but saddled with debt and even more crippling depression

Saw Neurosis couple days ago they were boring af

I am the same way except I just changed because I showered because I was really starting to smell and I was listening to bulbous creation.

Can't tell if kang or pablo

Bad.

GET OFF VIDEO GAMES

>yfw you realize that it's actually more embarrassing to listen to trve metal than nu metal