Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Calamity-masu'd

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youtube.com/watch?v=EXfv2nJ6WT4
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yuno claimed

pic related

I'll claim her everyday

Fuck you i was gonna get final image
who first?
Neighbor is a crack head. that easy enough?

>jenny claim

claimed

still here

Arakawa Under The Bridge is pretty not good.

Claiming

Bummer, sorry second Tomo.

Nothing's stopping you.

Claimed

Hey bae!

So, how are you?

Should be, do you have any concrete? And how much bleach do you have?

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Doll claimed.

>Satan confirms the truth

Yup the red hair.

It's too late in general now, I've got to part 2... 'FINALLY, hope you die in a shithole Gascoigne', did he record me during my first playthrough I wonder. Oh yeah Maria's basically Lord Palpatine and there's a medieval market in the dream now ok?

Oh well that's good at least.
A necessary evil for now...

claimed

Can anyone even compete?

clmd

Oh gee lewd fran heh cute I am alright how are you??

I'm doing lovely, just lovely. Sitting in a hotel room getting drunk to forget how much I hate the way my life has turned over the past few months.

So pretty great? How about you?

You did this just to piss off the guys from the last thread, didn't you?

already done it. see
don't have any concrete mix. i have about a litre of bleach under my sink though.
>frog ass

I feel....things.... for the frog...

Why lust after 2D girls when you can bathe in God's love?

it will be fine

Subaru is a faggot? :(

Lewd game already? Sweet

Yeah, I saw when I closed the other thread.

Because I believe in Buddha

Hopefully you roll trips.

Subaru is a massive faggot for denying Rem

still alive

Toyota deserves to die many times for denying Rem for pic related

unfortunately
so someone saw it. nice
yes

It's the devil's curse.

Remember when that was made, who made it is the question.

Filled my trips quota for the month. No problem.

>Meme status confirmed.

Oh there's more than that, really helps though.

Oh for Christ sake there's a part 2? Nah man, this is not ok. None of this is ok.

rolling i guess

exactly

A bit bleh, but I'll be fine in the morning

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Rory?

You may want to get some, casting some around dismembered body bits and dumping them is a good way to hide them. The bleach is to be mixed with the blood

Llywelyn The Fiery claimed.

mandatory cc claim

QOTT:
whats everyone got planned for halloween?

Yes?

Nothing, I hope.

>8 new posts
Oh no are you not feeling good, doctor rikka is on the job

>cc
>literally the most generic waifu you could pic
>MAH MYSTERIOUS WAIFU
>SO MANY SECRETS THO

so i bleach away the blood, and concrete to hide the body?
might just watch some horror flicks and do nothing. no one in my town celebrates Halloween.

I should make a rule where last image is allowed to be nude

Once more, good luck.

I'm going as Goku, because fuck it.

explain this japanese eyepatch thing to me

is this just a fashion thing, or what?

oh shiro you still here

I have returned, with McNuggies

Was the picture-less post yours?
Nothing yet. It's not for a while

Just a small stomachache, I'll he fine

Yes, also don't forget to drain the blood out and soak the body in bleach!

Already claimed back off thief. Yuno the thread rules.

Yuno's been claimed already, unless that was you up there. Roll trips, and give the candy.

>Rules
>Sup Forums
I'll let it slide since you're new here

last spin

My posts:
(forgot to add a picture to this one :P)

Akiko claimed

So, yeah
There's a new one
youtu.be/R3YKIRJ-xz4

He doesn't care about the thread enough to care about the rules.
Yep, why?

>Hundreds of Rems before
>Nobody bats and eye
>Fake yuno comes before me
>Everyone loses their autism
???????????????????????????????
Said it hundred of times, fuck yo autism rules

nope this is og yuno get the fuck out fake yuno

>Here's the 21 airhorn salute

That's definitely true.

The fucker got kicked out of his house by his stepmom so he won't be doing a part 3 fuuuuck. I need closure damn it.
'thinking of a name to call her with,
“Doll would be fine,”', Ay I got it right!

I'll probably end up at someone's Halloween party, no idea yet though.

How many good boy points did they cost?

what will soaking the body do if i'm gonna put the limbs in concrete?
add it now
ayy

You best share them bae!

Oh, well. What all has happened over the past few months that you hate, if you want to talk about it

Woot

>Global rules exist
>Board rules exist
>Thread rules exist

Claim

just wondering hadnt spoken to you in a while

fake yuno please leave

Shouldnt you be killing animals and fucking their corpse?

None! I bought them meself

FUCK
YO
RULES
NYAKKUH

>Ricers hanging out in parking lot thinking they're cool
>Corvette drives past them
>doesn't rev

That was the most disappointing thing I've seen in a long time

>Ran claim

What's up

>claimed

Yeah, at this point I feel I should mention that while those are indeed me, I'm not the rory from the other thread, I just opened the thread with a bunch of posts of popular waifus to cut off people's favorite choices. Rory included.

The drinking myself to death in a hotel bit was true though.

At least I can say I have the scariest waifu on the thread.

I'm still lurking ... and on another note, Lucioball totally blows and is a carbon copy of rocket league, but without the fun

Maybe next time

Rem is considered seasonal for an odd reason

I agree, but claim is claim sadly

>Last image can be lewd/nude

...

until what?

>that baby hand
Also
>not roberta

what are you turning on me? im defending you

>MYSTERIOUS
> SECRETS
the only things unknown are her real name and her age.
but those don't really matter to me as her personality is the appeal
>b-but she doesnt have one
no, she does have a personality, its just a real personality so people cant staple a name on it such as tsundere or deredere.
this is what makes her seem real as she does things that are understandable based on her past.

why?

fair enough.
may i ask why you wont by sweets for yourself, they will all be cheaper due to the occasion.

you don't make the rules, i do.
and so do dubs.

goku huh, noice.

hope you think of something in time.

>someone's Halloween party

youtube.com/watch?v=EXfv2nJ6WT4
USURPER!

Fake? She was fairly claimed, but he rules of your own thread.

Your reaction almost makes it sound like this isn't really a waifu claiming thread as much as it is an RP thread were you put on the face of a favorite anime character and shoot the breeze with other equally pretentious weebs.

Unless there's another series of re zero, yes shes seasonal


Think I'm helpless nigga?
Oh hell naw

Ah, that is true. You up to anything?
Watching Arakawa Under The Bridge, being disappointed by Arakawa Under The Bridge. You?
I'd have to disagree, but I've never watched Black Lagoon.
I don't like doing things.

Shes not wrong. Youre certainly that type.

he grabbed yuno first in thread, makes him the OG now

i don't know where you come from, but sweets end up getting more expensive over here during Halloween.

It'll make it harder to get any DNA off it if it is discovered

Oh shit

Are you ok user?

I have nearly 3 months to plan

Which is the real one? Which do I shoot?

just defending my friends unless you are going against me with the animal killing comment?

no just listening to halo 3 soundtrack hbu

Because we got fine tastes I'll let you in a secret
Don't take this thread seriously, the rules are fuck all but for autism "quality" when in reality this is nothing but another circlejerk with people posting as their waifus
>You missed out on the yuno army few months ago

Who are you again?

I bet fran cheated on ALL of her medical exams. Shes probably not even a real doctor.

Guild Wars 2 and 30 Rock. How come you aren't liking it?

I'm the real Yuno!

Watching Arakawa Under The Bridge, being disappointed by Arakawa Under The Bridge.

Ay, whatver fucked up fetishes you do in your spare time is on yo ass, just dont go bring that shit here
Sure it's Sup Forums but it's not OLD Sup Forums, niggas cant handle that shit

Oh and dont get near my dog...

It's just dull and doesn't grab my attention at all. Probably going to drop it soon.

Probably nothing. Might buy some candy and say I'll pass it out but in reality just eat it.

Damn straight it is, the list goes on and on.

Don't know how to feel about that. In one instances I find it hilarious, but in the other that sucks to hear. Oh well world may never know now. Kek, if that hadn't been the name then his whole train of thought would of been skewered

Going through a Louis C.K binge, how about you?

So let me get this right
>kill
>dismember
>bleach limbs
>put in concrete
is that right?

>Don't take this thread seriously, the rules are fuck all but for autism "quality" when in reality this is nothing but another circlejerk with people posting as their waifus
Holy shit. Sincere respect here user.
Okay, this is me backing off. He's the real Yuno, and I respect that he's man enough to admit he knows what this thread is. Waifu troll, signing out.

Peace.

Holo claimed

I recommend Death Parade :D

I go through those every now and then, always a good time. Just some Gw2 and 30 rock

thats to bad whats wrong with it
>that pic

I thought you would understand also I think you have heard wrong I only like seeing women crush small animals killing animals is not the fetish just try to look past the judgment i could link you one if you want to see how harmless it is

Well, she wasn't formally educated

Yes, and be sure to dump them in a river, lake, or ocean after you are done

Oh, goodbye

>(2)

That.... dosen't make it any less fucked up

Bye user.

This one.

Okay? Yeah, sure. My unborn child died two months ago due to complications in pregnancy resulting from a car crash. Her resulting depression and my anger from blaming myself led to our marriage breaking apart, and I got kicked out of my own house two weeks ago. Now the best thing I have to do with my night is wander around Sup Forums and drink Jack Daniels.

So yeah, pretty swell. How about you?