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Do you like cute singers /asean/?

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>colored hair
hahaha! public school

That's a Japanese pop singer you're looking at, though.

one that went to a public school
eww kadiri

The light skin cancels that out

What a pleb mistake

kys me amigo

t. Asian Spic

MalaysiANUS

this is a bad general

needs more FELI CITY

Back to

Funny you'd post that picture, I'm listening to SpongeBob music at the moment.

How prevalent are fake news in our fellow /asean/ countries?

How do i get an asean gf

>not reading the publication date of each story
You're aware of such a thing called a "developing story" right?

>Jan 1
>Jan 11

You do know he is allowed to change his mind and it was suppose to be 2000 but for some reason it became 1000
Its like trying to win a lose-lose battle

But of course shills will say "may nagawa" like sheep's


If you want to post examples use pic related

why is indonesia mad at big muscular australia again all of a sudden?

Guys? I want an asean gf
Help

>be /asean/
>have to deal with white people shitting up your cunts irl
>go on 4chinz
>have to deal with white people shitting up your general

When are you guys going to go full Columbine?

canadiANUS

...

pengen ngentot gan

Guys please....

more

Kuy

y x g kuy

Don't stop.

Duterte

moar?

Uh oh

>r/RepressedGoneWild
aking negro, wtf I love reddit now

m.reddit.com/r/RepressedGoneWild

If Aquino is the president of this country right now, redditards would be spamming asean with ""good" news

only the military build up thing and not being c.cucked

whats the comfiest place to sit in jeepney?

>beside driver
You get shifter hit your knees everytime

>front sa gilid
You also get down pag bumaba na yung nasa tabi

>behind driver
taga-abot ng bayad

>middle
enjoy getting squeezed

>near backdoor
enjoy being a door opener/closer. some jeepneys routes place a door on the back.
"paki abot ho ng bayad. hoy binge! iabot mo bayad ko tanginamo!" other than that if there's no door at the back its the only comfy "pwesto". That and "sabit" for short-trips. Sasabit na lang ako para humagis at lumipad ako sa bridge na pa-curve sa may metropolitan theater going quiapo.

How do I get an asean gf

IM CALLING THE SHARIA POLICE
HAVE FUN

Go on dating sites. You'll usually find a girl looking for someone to meet other than the family of which they spoiled kids or the campus club.

middle is the comfiest spot during rainy days.

you get to feel higschool/college girls legs and shoulder.

And I bet you'll shitpost about it everyday too just like your anti-dutdut tirades :^)

in cavite particularly gma-alabang route they have "conductors" who collect fees. so sitting behind driver is no problem. marami na sigurong nag-away na pasahero kaya gumawa sila ng ganung sistema. high blood pa naman mga caviteno

Money is the relationship killer between all foreigners and asean citizens, I tell you.

I want to save money because we have to be careful and there is a billion shits we will have to buy in the future. Cars, furniture, house, trips, education for the kid, saving plans...
She would like me to increase her share to my salary in order to help her sick mom and poor (but still middle-class) family.

Worse is, she never spends anything for herself. No clothes, no jewellery, no bag, nothing. All the money I give her (10% of the salary, not including daily spending) goes to the family, which is damn weird because I'm sure they are not leeches.

Ah, to be a cheapskate again, and only spend for rent, food and video games...

I saw Filipinos only once in my life and they were too shy for a meaningful conversation.

Tell me about Visayans. How are Best Girl's people?

How can all non-hijabi girl even compete lmao

typical country bumpkins

>chick with dick
>his/her name elsa onelya


Come on pinon dont do that, we wuz majapahit n shiets famz

>a prudent woman that thinks of family
that's a woman to keep though, you're lucky. Keep her, she will be eternally gratefully

tb.h if I was one of the richest person in the world I would personally buy arm the AFP

caviteños are as bad as tondo people, not to mention they are lazy as fuck too. dasmariñas is literally a shithole thanks to the drug lord mayor lel

Is there a Vietnamese poster in /asean/?

Ah ah thanks, my britfriend. I understand her points and she understand mines but as long as my salary is like this, it's going to be troublesome. Both of us are stubborn.

Time to ask for a raise.

no, only a Norwegian man living there posting his sex adventures in Vietnam

youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I

caviteno is the worst type of tagalogs

its like the davaoeno of visayans

also
>tagalog
LAMAO

No the butthurt facebook tirade (aka paid marocucks) memes will continue
And slum postings like what happened In 2015

It might look bad now, but she would be the kind of girl that wont leave you, wont complain when shit gets difficutl

So even you have your ladyboys eh? How are they so prevalent in Southeast Asia? The 'lol, Thailand of buddhist, they don't care gay' argument sure doesn't work in Indonesia.

>bisayans
YUCK

Cebuanos are the worst types of Bisayans
Davaoeno comes second

>muh marcuck posters
>post anti dutdut on asean everyday anyway

cavite is shit because not only there are drug lord mudslimes but also some of its areas are resettlement areas from tondo people.

you'll be surprised how distinct caviteños are because of their utterly horrible attitude. biñan is one ride away from gma but they aren't as shitty as caviteños

Dasam is one of the riches part of cavite
Full of subdivisions

Butthurt about the LP mayor top kek

And paid marcocucks post toxic butthurt bullshit what's your point?

Yeah because they were not originally tondo people but rural fags

It was Marcos shits who resettled them there btw

jakarta.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/ this might quench your thirst.

Someone give me an asean gf pls

I am not looking to bang one, just curious about how it is so prevalent. It's the anthropologist's curiosity, not the pervert's.
Aren't these escorts at super high risk for meeting an Atjeh tier allah snackbar that will behead them for shameful display? Or are they too busy complaining about the governor?

>some of its areas are resettlement areas from tondo people.
Yep. An example is the FVR "Family Village Resources" area.
Melting pot of tondo + cavite idiots. Imagine melting lead "tingga" + copper and mixing them together.

But seriously. Why cavitenos so horrible attitude?

1. They open up an argument
2. They can't keep up with said argument
3. "Suntukan na lang" daw to end said argument

Ang kikitid ng mga utak eh!

t. tolerating cavitenyos in office

Mango avenue.

That's just typical provincial flip attitude

In Dumagate they with chase you with a bolo

???

No, i think there're about 10 Vietanons on Sup Forums but they're all lurking. These threads are too strange for us normies.

dasma is one of the shittiest part of cavite, just look at the money spent on "beautification" of dasma, it's being spent on useless cheap shit like building an island in the middle of the fucking road
if you want subdivisions then just go to imus or bacoor. better parts of cavite would be tagaytay but it's becoming polluted due to volumes of shitty drivers around the area.

and it's not about being butthurt, dasmarinas' mayor is nowhere to be found because he is one of the alleged drug lords among duterte's list.

tondo people should be shot one by one. everywhere they settle, the area becomes shit. just look at bagong silang caloocan.

>what's your point

that you're literally no different from typical butthurt pro-marcuck seeing that anti-dutdut posters shitposts against the president every single day.

This isn't /asean/, just Flip circlejerk+Malay shitposting thread.

Why does no one find it suspicious that Leni became vice president when majority voted for Duterte? Are our people really that stupid?

what do you expect of tondo+caviteno subhumans? become civilized

tagalogs are truly the scum and turd of this country
violent and bad tempred

>that you're literally no different from typical butthurt pro-marcuck seeing that anti-dutdut posters shitposts against the president every single day.

They only seem to post when marcocucks post butthurt toxic shot to counter it

Yes you are my man, now kys.

>typical provincial flip attitude

cavite is part of mega manila. you don't find people with shitty attitude like cavitenos from rizal, bulacan, and laguna.

The further you are from Imus and Bacoor the more country it looks like
I pass dasma all the time they don't even have a proper downtown area its a dessert of subdivions

>They only seem to post when marcocucks post butthurt toxic shot to counter it

by spamming news link once in a while? lol
butthurt is butthurt and shitposting is still shitposting no matter how you put it

Realistically though, we do live in a 3rd world country. Majority of our people are poorfags and have no to low quality education.

>tondo people should be shot one by one. everywhere they settle, the area becomes shit. just look at bagong silang caloocan.

Tondo people just need to return to their provinces

which part of dasma do you pass by? paliparan? pala-pala? route to silang?

Who here hates street children and the poor?

i don't want them here in tondo. putang ina nila tumira na lang sila sa pier at magpasagasa na lang sila sa mga container truck sa pier

Blame Cayetano for taking bobong Marcos votes

Top kek the toxic got countered by even more toxic

i dont hate tagalogs

i just feel sorry for them for being scum of this country
if they just do better and stop being a subhuman

I hate all flips equally.

Its a paid marcocuck that spams the news link in reddit with condescending comments

Probably butthurt over the comments in reddit

Are you an expat?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

>Aren't these escorts at super high risk for meeting an Atjeh tier allah snackbar that will behead them for shameful display?

In Atjehstan maybe, but in major city like Jakarta, its alright.

>Or are they too busy complaining about the governor?

The chink christian governoor? Me personally dont care as long as he do the job,Mostly the butthurts are islamic defender bullshit.

definetly not tagalogs

cant teach those monkeys to swim, room temperature iq if you ask me

Its our redpill we have to imperialize the poorfag provinces to keep this country together

Part of that consequence is bisayan fags get to slum up the capital

>cant teach those monkeys to swim
what are badjaos?

>itt monkeys calling each other monkeys

...

Why can't we just force the street people to work for food. Like slavery but with better food and housing. Seriously, human rights bullshit limits progress.

Why isnt Cayetano vp, why did Aquino have Binay as VP, why did Erap have Arroyo as VP, the system is designed like this

Lechon, sisig, adobo, lechon baka, lechon kambing, lechon manok, ate ako buntis,piutang pa inuman

NEETs like you have no income, so I hate poorfags like you

Sometimes I wish I could just kill everyone.

>expat
No, i'm Viet (Kinh).

You do know people will fight back
If we go slavery again

Just look at here

>Why isnt Cayetano vp

Why would you want a VP who thinks that visiting facebook-pacific headquarters would improve up the internet speed?

>I see what he did there