Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

esdeath edition

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Well, nothing really offends me.

The short version of me is that I live in Wisconsin, but was born in Tennessee. I'm a fairly smart guy, I use to be somewhat of a teachers pet when I was in grade school. I'm going to college for Biomedical Engineering at MSOE. I'm gay, but single. Aside for lurking here and anime, I like tabletop games like Dungeons and dragons or Magic the Gathering, reading, hiking, and white water kayaking. I currently work at a Chinese restaurant, but I have to quit since I'm moving to Milwaukee later this month. I like melodic folk, acustic punk, and occasionally bluegrass music.


Not sure why I'm typing this all out, but why not?

There's already a thread, but I'll claim here

Mein nigga!

The doctor needs all the anaesthetic. Mercy claimed.

Claiming.

Still here


Why's that?

Keeping this.

No reason lel

I want to see Bo live before I die. Hell could see both of them really.

Pretty good so far, how about you?
>This is how you do it m8.

Eternal bliss man, until then I must stay dedicated to gain acceptance.

Heh, think is the keyword here. You can't expect that from a guy on Deviantart man, they have minimal brain capacity. Had to add his own touch and twist towards it, give it that deviant specialty. Only a handful of months ago, well hopefully he found shelter at least.

If your view of them is that low that they've lost humanity then yeah that makes sense. For me it's not like a have a sign or bowl out but at least 80% of the time, when you may buy it at the store people think it's to be passed out, not the case here. Yep agreed, nice and cheap.

Well... I'm still in the car?

you are gay then why claim fran?

Oh you want more? How greedy

...

you very much should. It's to good

I live in Idaho. The real good people rarely come :C I need to move back to Seattle

...

Akiko claimed

The person above me is pretty cute as well

>Ran claim

Well, at least you're happy! What are you doing?

anyone wanna hop in esdeaths van for nuggers

still here

You ready for these gets little apple girl
DARKNESS FROM THE DARKEST NIGHTS I ENVOKE THEE FOR GETS ^ CHECKEM

Grinding on runescape, waiting for this nyquil pill to take effect so I can sleep
Got an ac job tomorrow

I'm hoping on chelsea's van if you know what I mean ;^)

Good effort, almost got them.

Taken

Don't know why you're complaining.

Seems like my effort was better.

Claiming! I would love to stay and chat, but I'm about to pass out from exhaustion. Night everyone!

Shit.. Uh.. I mean CHECK DEEZ TRIPS

Oi everyone wants a candy

she is a bit in over her head I hear

>time for episode 6 mirai nikki you better hope yuno doenst do anything femdomish

UGU--

That's a flyover state honestly. Oh yeah Seattle will provide more options, Illinois sometimes has nice venues, probably couldn't make it to them though.

Destroyed

I guess

THE LEWD GAME IS ON

She gives a good head at least

BE GREATFUL YOU SHIT NOT EVERYONE GETS CANDY

w/e

check these out.

HERE IS THE SATAN'S WAIFU!
everybody worshiping her

I love all of you

Thats not how you do it, this is

OC btw, shes extra fat 2wt. Just the best for Mami

Dang, sucks mate. What ended up happening with the wire?

; - ;

Love you too.

thats some nice diddies, good size, fits in a palm pluss a little extra, mmmm

>All
Slut

Cutting the coil another time

Fine have another..

I give up

Fuck trips and dubs i don't even want them anymore

back to farming echoes

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mandatory cc claim

youtube.com/watch?v=0KVXIjLUUYM

well that's good.

since you told me about yourself i think its only fair if i tell you about my self.

i'll try to make this short.

i live in bristol (henbury if we wanna be specific.) and was born in the same city (though different town, lawrence weston).
i wouldn't say i'm smart but everyone around me says i am (though i think this is only due to my years of independent learning which i find to be much more efficient than the school system).
i have finished college and am registered at a university as a student though i hardly go to classes as they don't care and i have the money to pay for it all (i go in sometimes because im bored and want to do a project i have thought of, i do this because they supply everything i need for any project i want to do).
i'm a tattoo artist but i think everyone knows everything about that so i wont bother saying it again.
i'm bisexual and i try to hide it from most people on here as i think people will see me differently but since you come out to me i should to you.
other than the obvious anime and here i tend to spend my time playing mmo's people recommend me, doing countless art projects, reading up on philosophy, being a music freak (i listen to every genre and enjoy it, i also play multiple types of guitar), getting high (weed) and drunk.

i think that's all i can write without making this a huge thing about my life in school and as a child.
oh, an i think everyone knows i'm 29 now.

fun song: youtube.com/watch?v=w41zYuAOpro

oh my a giantess pic?

Yee

*nom*

>flyover state
you're telling me....

actually reminds me of my X tits

gigantic ass

>
youtube.com/watch?v=QvNAHBI1V4o

I watched Mars of Destruction, sure does live up to the hype.

>One off
It's a sign.

It's mutual.

Heh, well hey at least you have some sick potatoes amirite :^)

ahhhhhh i love you

NO!

NOO!

NOOOOO!!!!

ALL OF YOU ARE LEWD,
THERE ARE PLACES FOR THAT OUTSIDE OF THIS COMMUNITY,
the first offence i could excuse but more than that is overkill

Claimed before, and I'll claim it again!

Good... Good...

Trying to sext
Kik: ironbutt69
M

Saber claimed
Done league for the day

Are we being lewd now?

but Sup Forums is blue, and I dont like loli threads, I like them a bit older, we need a own board, if not its misogyny and oppressive

no you don't.
stop lying.
no one can love everyone.

youtube.com/watch?v=SqZNMvIEHhs

does it? might check it out.

How are you doing blueberry??

>slut
I..is that how you view me yuno?

So cute

No fun at all.

It tastes off, what did you do...?

The fun police is here, maybe not.

I pity all of you

youtube.com/watch?v=lu2Eojto2_c

This is not okay. No lewd Team Mom.

I disagree I can love as many as I want

Fun times. I just finished doing some WoW stuff, considering sleep...may wait until the thread reaches image limit

Love ya too

>i want to die :^)
all the good bands skip us too...However coming up I'm going to go see Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats, Brand New, and Red Fang. So that's exciting

SHINE MY MAMI! SHINE!

It's only 19 minutes.
youtube.com/watch?v=1Hh9jTrigXA
I guess.

posting to stay relevant

Wheres your loyalty now
youtu.be/uAtLV26wnCE?t=5s

N-Nothing... nothing at all...

Gotcha

The true goddess!
Mamoka

>licks with suspicious stare
Okay...

She remind me of Flandre and Marisa

Esdeath is always relevant. A terrible waifu, but you know... relevant.

I have taken somewhat of a liking to all of you

>Any second now...

then you go convince hiroyuki nishimura to make us one.

have your 'fun' else where

you are a demi god in this aspect of life compared to me

youtube.com/watch?v=luM6oeCM7Yw
i'll probably take a look before i go to bed, though that will be unannounced as it has been recently, idk why i have done this.

>All
Lol slut

terrible waifu you trying to fuckin wind me up m8
name one flaw
>pro tip you cant

Adorable

Why so down?

My loyalty is with the resistance

Oh you too?

Still love you

Forever and always.

Oi ye cheeki traitor

You know I can't compete with those names QT.

>Step in line :^)
Sweet man, all of them playing at the same venue or is this within the span of some time? That reminds me, ever heard of a band called Garbage?

It's mutual.

Aw

>zzzzzzzz

Sorry.
Sleep is nice.

youtube.com/watch?v=TG7iBNS3SX0

YES IT WORKED!!!
Now then....
>Puts hand in glass of water
She's gonna be SO PISSED.. Pffftahahahahaha!

spanned over time. no, but have you heard the band Anal Cunt?

*Holds pillow with yes*

As a matter of fact, I was trying to wind you up! I know I'm new to these threads, but I notice you can get kinda down. If your passion for your waifu is what it takes to get fire in your veins, so be it!

I wish I was Charlotte, and Mami would fondle with me all day...

we rping can I play?

down? I dont think you want me wound up the rest of the thread can fill you in
>hot face she is making I feel intimidated and aroused

>five minutes later, a light trickling sound is heard
>zzzzzzzzz

Except you

No fuck off

Drop that pantsu Maki

Claimed

Hope you enjoyed a few hours free of my annoying prescence

find that hard to believe since we hardly ever talk and i have great a disdain for most.
though if this is how you choose to view me, continue.

sorry man, i don't make the rules i jus-
actually i do.

youtube.com/watch?v=d3oFsrXgtNs
shame i often suffer with insomnia

claimed

YOU FUCKIN KNOW I DID

i'm joking, i enjoy your presence.
anything happening at your end?