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Greatest Prime Minister this country has ever had edition

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gonna do a suicide

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

Lord Palmerston

>not Blair
screaming

Gordon Brown

PITT THE ELDER!

>tfw can't get knighted

Upvoted xD

thailad got triple 6's in the last thread

Forgot about this, post the pictures

>bliar
>good

>falling for obvious bait

hmm I wonder who could be behind this post

>Falling for obvious WMD lies

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/1395715.stm
>A diplomatic row has erupted between Canada and Britain over the knighting of two Canadian citizens in the Queen's Birthday Honours List.

Remember back before 9/11 when this was considered newsworthy?

business idea: drink your own spit

Hand over the cuckold and nobody gets hurt

I see girls,
here there and everywhere
short skirts long hair
love it when they walk yeah
I'm on cloud 9
you look so fine
can't wait to make you mine
I kinda like the way you walk past
gotta take a glance
body shaped like an hour glass
pulling up to my bumper so hot
you work so hard like the way you work it
I look first, you look back,
attracted to the way you shake that,
yo, I know you can't fake that,
so bring it over here, so near, I can touch that,
one night just isn't enough,
I wanna have you givin' it up,
So put ya number on the back of my hand,
you got a man, but i got other plans,
so baby girl, c'mon up oh.

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youtube.com/watch?v=djcfyTMWxTs

tim can't open doors
silly tim

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my mum used to tell me to do this when i'd get up in the middle of the night because i was thirsty

guess she didn't want me pissing the bed

Crawl out through the fallout baby

When they drop that bomb

>go to fedora this post
>realise I'm a phoneposter

Al green - let's stay together

having some rum lads

tastes like fermented sugar cane

Thailad, do you remember the Strayan posting his great grandfathers paintings and ship diary of being in the RN during the first war? Battle of Jutland dreadnoughts and that. I lost them. You're around long enough to remember.

It tastes quite nice at the beginning although I get sick of it after a glass

Vaguely but might be thinking of something else tb͏h

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why are rap lyrics always so fedora tier?

Just got back from the gym lads, hows everyone's morning going?

>pissing the bed just because you had a drink
you just wake up with a massive hard-on instead

F U C K

Moesh

Morning lads

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Cute lads (hope they are of age haha)

It's just a tiny hair past midnight. I'm sitting here listening to Judge Judy, eating cold digorno pizza, browsing Reddit idly while at my fingertips, just above my keyboard, glows a video baby monitor. On it, is my (just barely) 7 month old daughter.
She was a planned child, but motherhood was never "me." The first few months of her life were a haze, but the first time she smiled at me? Magic. This little girl is my entire world. I would willingly lie down and die for her.
She's vaccinated. She will always be vaccinated and I will always stress to her how deeply important it is that she stay vaccinated, to protect those that cannot be.
I will also take my daughter in my arms, when she (inevitably) rouses, and I will hold her to my chest and I will hug her tight.
I am so tremendously, deeply and sincerely sorry for your loss. I cannot imagine the pain you still keep in your heart. Tonight, I will keep you close to me, and even closer to my daughter. I will cry with you, tonight.

The divil went down tae Georgia hae wa' looking fer a soul tae steal

Maybe you're not the same biphasic original thailad.
No worries.

is it too early to start drinking

whats up user, having a bad day?

don't like pretty girls for not letting me inside their fannies iah

>Biphasic lad is in Cyprus
wew

Also I don't have a comprehensive memory of everything that's been posted here m8.

stop being a degenerate

Enjoying this Scottish wikipedia gimmick

reminded me i need to start going to the gym again
just dont have the motivation these days

some of them probably would if you asked

alri

gay

getting a bit sick of all this cuckold talk as of late

I thought it was just going to fade like a normal meme but now it seems like its just going to attach itself to permanent Sup Forums culture

just get on it lad, don't think about it just do it

>not having a fedora folder on your phone too
screeching

makes me think

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No one alive remembers your vocaroo
Lichen liken

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>replying to th****d in the current year
stop giving that attention seeking sod what he wants, attention

Probably better that way tb͏h

in accordance with my recent poll in which i asked you to decide whether or not i should get drunk, i am now tipsy, and am working towards increasing my level of intoxication as we speak

post knees

it spilled over to all other boards when moot nuked Sup Forums and keeping it filtered to kek only made it worse

it's been going for years now it's solidly a part of Sup Forums culture especially when half the threads on the porn boards are interracial shit

foy xx

might just do that first thing when i wake up

t. cuck

That would be a difficult decision without the Netherlands being there. Top lads.

I still say rebbit.

r.eddit is still filtered on my IP range

The only people complaining about the NHS are people living in cities like London and Birmingham where they have 300,000 immigrants clogging the system

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UK, Ireland, Norway, Denmark, Iceland, and the Netherlands

Immigrants are a menace all over the western world

those shorts look uncomfortable

>denim shorts
>the absolute state of auscuck """fashion"""

>that sparse thin leg hair

low test

thats what i've been doing, first thing i do when i get up is go to the gym

>Denim shorts

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

First time buying clothes for yourself without mummy? HAHAHHAHAH

if you did an enema before you killed yourself would that stop your corpse from shitting everywhere

they aren't shorts, i very obviously rolled up my jeans

consider getting an eye test

>b-but without all the immigrants the NHS wouldn't run

it's better to go once you've been up for a few hours and your CNS is fully going but it's good that you're going x

even more cringeworthy

you probably browse /fa/ you cringey twat

didn't know that, how much of a difference does it make?

>jeans are effay

no

how baggy are they to be able to roll them over your knees

ah yes, basic denim jeans, a staple of casual wear for over 100 years, are /fa/ somehow

doing a depression x

>suicide doesn't end pain it just passes it on

At the bus stop lads
Bus is late again haha

TICK TOCK BREXITARDS

it's not that difficult

>Prime Minister at the Tory Party Conference that she would trigger Article 50 no later than the end of March 2017.

>tfw Australia has no major centrist parties
aaaaaa

/aussiebf2017/ is proceeding rather well i must say

Psytrance tho
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describe your ham wallet

Just realised I get anxiety attacks every time I go outside for a walk anywhere