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Whoa. This is really interesting.
drmarkgriffiths.wordpress.com/2012/11/05/dead-creature-feature-a-brief-look-at-necrobestiality/
"Aggrawal also reported the case of 20-year old Bryan Hathaway from Superior, Wisconsin (USA) who in 2006 was arrested for having sex with a dead deer. Hathaway’s case is arguably the most notorious case of necrobestiality in recent times as the case was reported by the worldwide mass media. The case also raised lots of legal, moral and ethical questions over whether a dead animal was really an animal.

Hathaway was charged with ‘sexual gratification with an animal’, but his legal team argued that the deer carcass wasn’t an animal and that the legal statutes do not prohibit an individual from having sex with a carcass. One of Hathaway’s legal team, Fredric Anderson, said that “If you try to include corpses in the category of ‘animals’, then ‘you really go down a slippery slope with absurd results”. For instance, would the picked-over skeletal remains of a dead animal still meet the definition of an animal? Mr. Anderson said that if the carcass was defined as an animal, it would therefore be illegal to have sex with frozen meat or a roast turkey. The state prosecutor James Broughner argued that a deer carcass was still an animal because in Hathaway’s own personal statement he had admitted to having sexual relations with a ‘dead deer’ indicating that Hathaway still thought of it as an animal. He also added that pet owners still call their deceased pets animals after death. In March 2007, Hathaway was given probation rather than a prison sentence However, it was then revealed that Hathaway was given a 9-month prison sentence for killing a horse so that he could have sex with it."
So. I really wonder if it's legal to fuck a dead deer.

I wanna be inside a shark grills belly

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Not now, I'm researching how to make alcohol blowtorches

That sounds pretty fucking cool, too, so I'll leave you to it.

sounds like something dash would do

You fuckin' know it, boi.
Nah, but really, I'm just curious about this. I don't know if I actually would, but the legality of it is what really interests me. From my understanding, it's illegal to fuck a live deer in my state, but is completely legal if it's dead. Kek, laws are so fucking retarded.

The Singaporean penal code specifically defines animal as a "living non-human creature".

The statute also makes a reference outlawing sex with animals, but it makes no reference to sex with dead animals.

I wouldn't even need a lawyer. I can represent myself if ever charged with necrobeast.

Fascinating. That is absolutely amazing. Fuckin' A.

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Though I'm more like to be rekt for infringing the un-freedom of speech law the moment I make my opening statement.

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What's it like in Singapore?

It's pretty developed in the human index and other areas so I know it's nice from that point of view.

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I just mentioned an un-freedom of speech law.

Also, all the statistics are padded to hell.
Our population figure is over 5 million but the truth is only about half of those 5 million people are Singaporean.

The truth is everything fucking sucks unless you are a foreigner, because the govt sucks foreign dick.

So ... from my understanding, if I were to be driving and hit a deer and kill it (there are some where I live), I could put it in my truck, take it home, and fuck it, and would be within the law. That blows my fucking mind.

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I love you, Gorsha.

Hey Filenames, how are you?

Being in possession of a deer is probably illegal here.

Being in possession of a truck is outright illegal. You have to rent those.

Yeah I was just reading about how Singapore leads most countries in terms of low corruption and what not, but has freedom or speech problems.

Here in Canada we don't have freedom of speech problems but we have problems, for one the obscenity laws are so ambiguous it causes problems with importing things like comics, especily anything anime.

Luckily I don't like loli.

Tired as hell, you?

Using a multimeter I figured that ethyl alcohol burns at 55C at the base of the fire.

Once the alcohol boils over, it goes nuts and the fire intensifies. I read a temp of 240C, but I think that was just the insulation on the temp probe burning.

>Being in possession of a truck is outright illegal. You have to rent those.
The more I read this, the stupider it gets. Are you fucking serious? I'm not joking when I say that about 60% of vehicles here are pickup trucks.

Same. But I don't feel like sleeping because I'm trying to figure out the legality of necrozoophilia for scientific purposes. Apparently, it's illegal to fuck a live deer here, but it's totally okay if it's dead.

I don't know what the import laws are because I have no reason to give a fuck.

What I can say is that there are some weeaboo stores here that sell your typical anime weeb stuff like vocaloid games and plush toys. I saw a cop patrolling one once. Maybe he was just poking around for clues on a recent theft or whatever but who knows, maybe he was looking out for sales of sex toys as well.

Though I don't think sex toys are illegal, though my gut feeling says it is. I have a friend who owns one and bought it from a store, local.

You want to know the biggest problem about here?

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No, it's illegal to own any motor vehicles of any kind.

You have to rent those, and the rent goes as far as 10 years. After that you either re-rent it for close to the entire cost of the vehicle, or you scrap it.

You know what else is illegal? Living as a male past the age of 20.

Artist?

You can fuck it if it's dead, but if it's alive, it's auto assumed that it's not consent and you're raping someone.

You're joking, right? Please tell me you're joking because, all things considered, I would totally believe you if you were.

DuckTits, woo!

That's ridiculous. I'm not going to go on a rant about zoophilia and consent right now, but god damn some laws are retarded.

I never lie when it comes to describing how shit this country is.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Certificate_of_Entitlement

>implying laws have to make sense
If they did, the field of politics wouldn't be dominated by law and business degree holders, and instead by engineers and scientists.

Mathematics counts as a science imo, but a very weird science.

... Holy fucking shit, dude.

Sex toys are perfectly legal here as long as nothing looks like a child.

So no loli here but like I said last time we talked we can legaly own and drive tanks as long as you drive it on the roads or on private property or with permission on property.

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For a while in the U.S., more states consented to beastiality being legal (20+ states) and only 4 states accepted gay marriage.

And now you know the truth.

Help spread it like butter wildfire, so people don't get the impression that the USSR is some vibrant island of peace and prosperity.

>I say, monsieur, that fleshlight looks a lot like a petit fille's 'je ne sais quoi'!

That's a valid point. But as someone who likes to consider himself logical, some things like that just baffle me.

Yeah, Shark Belly Guy mentioned that earlier. It's so fucking retarded.

I sure will.

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So what they kill you on your 20th birthday?

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Yes, but not directly.

And the PC term for it is 'conscription'.

me irl tbh

Hey DuckTits, how's it going?

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Requesting lesbo stuff

You can be a furry, just not gay.

This isn't a g/fur thread, sorry.

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What about a gay furry?

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It can be that dumb, the CBSA has almost absolute athority I'm the obscenity law area, they see a drawing that they personaly don't like they can arrest you for it, some of the stupidest law stories here involved non porn graphic pictures that where anime and as such the CBSA agent thought was child porn when it wasn't.

I don't mind the obscenity laws but they really need to be revised and given more detail.

I'm doing wonderful!

Gross.

At least that faggot with a sword stopped posting

Oh so just mandatory militery service?

Good to hear.

Gerald? I'm sure he'll show up again soon enough.

Do you have the artist for this one?

Skidd.

>not listening to her stomach

He's missing out

You hear that? It sounds like a parade of... Spideys?

Thanks fam

I quite like the sound of a beating heart personally. But bellies are alright.

No problem.

No Gerald was here the last few threads and he will be back at some point.

I turned my trap friend into a sudo belly fetishist I can do the same to you dash!

A lot of laws should be given the same treatment here.

Article 14 of The Consititution paragraph 1 says all citizens reserve freedom of speech and expression

Paragraph 2 which is just 4 lines below it gives an exception which can be manipulated to mean literally fucking anything.

I can't link you to the actual statute because the link is long as hell. Google it and you should land in statutes.agc.gov.sg.

I'm tired of falling asleep in the bathtub.

... So in effect the gov't can brag its ass off about having laws guaranteeing freedom of speech, but they NEVER brag about the exceptions, which covers fucking everything.

why tho?

I've always liked nice bellies. I've just never really listened to them before, aside from my doggo's that one time. But I don't think I'll ever be into vore.

Because the govt can farm gold and xp off greedy materialistic citizens who want to own cars.

Also just because they can . It's a mark, a symbol of the absolute despotism that exists here.

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Testament. That's the word I was looking for.

Testament.

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Oh yeah no you won't ever like vore nor would I try, I can't turn people into voraraphiles.

But enjoying bellies can be in a non vore way, I liked listening to bellies when I was little before I started likeing vore.

It's also really relaxing and comfy.

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It does seem quite nice. Maybe I'll have the opportunity to do it someday.

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On the bright side, zoo vore is always legal!

Fuck yeah, I love steak.

Import of steak is also illegal.

If you ever do take it, you will enjoy it, hell I would probably let you listen to mine just to show you.

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