Male masturbation is literally gay

Male masturbation is literally gay.

You are literally giving a guy a handjob and milking cum out of his cock.

It doesn't matter that it's your cock - that changes nothing in the way of facts.


>everyone who masturbates is bisexual
>discuss

You don't get out much, do you?

Nothing to disagree with here.

OP is 100% correct.

Carry on.

>avoiding the issue
>too butthurt to acknowledge the simple truth

A real revelation for you?

I bet you told your pillow friends all about it at the tea party in the basement yesterday

>/thread

What if I fisted myself instead would that be less gay?

probably not since you're taking it up the ass

that at least makes up for it a little

if it's your fist going in your ass, that's pretty gay, since it's your fist going into a male's ass

...and you posted a picture of a dude jacking off.
...which was stored on your computer...

so you have gay porn. no less gay.

i'm bi...

I've always figured that gay and lesbian sex has to be tons better than straight sex. Because if you both have the same equipment, you know what it feels like for your partner.

can't fight the truth

you're so curious, it's cute

go ahead and try it! nothing to lose.

By that logic non vaginal sex is gay. You are putting your penis in a hole that men also have. Doesn't matter that it's a woman's, men have them too. As for your post, most people when they masturbate don't sexualize about their cock or cum. They do what they need to achieve orgasm and then clean up.
>but what about the fap roulettes? Those clearly are gay
Yeah, no argument from me there.

>probably not since you're taking it up the ass
fallacy

>By that logic non vaginal sex is gay.

you fail at logic

okay but using your own fist is gay because it's your fist in a man's asshole

>You are putting your penis in a hole that men also have

but you aren't putting it into a man

>Hurr durr what's reading a whole post
I believe some great faggot once quoted "that doesn't change the facts". Men have that hole q.e.d. you like men

research has shown that straight men are often aroused by penises

it's not that everyone is bisexual

it's that no one is totally straight

there's a difference

the key is orientation not being the same thing as behavior

behavior is strongly influenced by orientation but, as with masturbation, people can have pleasurable sexual acts against their basic preference

whinge won't make a logic fail into fame

everyone is bi

get over it

How can you not be totally straight and not be bisexual?
Unless you're asexual that doesn't make sense.

>Arguing point apparently equals complaining.
>Either trolling, which is likely, or refusing to accept counterpoints.

>/thread

WHO CARES, whatever gets you off, enjoy it. Unless its like underage children, it really doesnt fucking matter op is a idiot trump supporter clinging to some ideal of the 50's

Why do you care enough to make a thread about this OP?

>ITT a bunch of insecure faggots try to convince themselves that everyone is gay so their own massive faggotry is somewhat alright.

nope, OP is bisexual


see:

even if that were true that would still not make OP any less correct in his assessment about male masturbation

There was nothing in that post calling op straight, retard.

>/thread

your autism isn't proof of anything but itself

bisexuality is different from having an overwhelming preference, obviously

(one of the major signs of autism is an inability to comprehend nuance)

an actual bisexual has romantic/intimate desires for both sexes and finds both sexes' bodies highly erotic

that is hardly in the same league as a primarily straight guy who enjoys the feeling of his dick in his hand or a handjob from a guy while he closes his eyes and thinks of women

Whatever helps you cope with yourself, bud.

ITT: butthurt Christianfags who can't handle OP keeping it real

what are you implying? i'm merely noting the logic

its not gay if you do it like this

So by your definition, everyone is bi? Because everyone masturbates, man

basically yes

everyone is bi

checked

I'm implying what I posted originally: that this thread is made of faggots trying to convince themselves that it's ok to be gay because everyone else is. I personally have no problem with gay or bi people but trying to rationalize away your self hate with faulty logic is pretty weak imo.
>Tl;dr if you're gay or bi, good for you, own it, and quit trying to convert the world to your idealogies

Interesting definition, did you just come up with that?
But I guess a bum that let's another bum suck him off isn't bisexual, just desperate.
Then again bisexuality might as well mean you don't recoil in horror when given the opportunity to perform sexual acts with either gender.
Would you argue someone is not into bestiality because he imagines he's fucking a women, not a sheep?

you aren't acknowledging the point OP made

jacking off a dick is gay

what is your rebuttal?

you have none

this

It's shit logic that only those desperately wanting it to be right would believe.

>it's shit logic

How?

That's like saying everyone's bi for swallowing their own saliva, it's a difference between swallowing my own saliva and some hot dudes saliva

Most retarded thing I've heard today, gg

no because that doesn't really have to do with sexuality proper

nice try though

>"S-see? I'm not gay! Stop making me feel insecure about m-myself!"

this

>Interesting definition, did you just come up with that?
no, it's called reality dude

in reality there is a difference between orientation and behavior

people have some degree of flexibility but that doesn't make everyone bisexual

if you can't comprehend that you're autistic, trolling, or both

anime pic with a shitpost?

NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE

Moar pics like that, anyone??

I dry hump my bed to get off. Not everyone wanks it the same.

/thread

oh boy, the special snowflake defense

I'm gay and I started masturbating by doing the same thing, btw

Soooo I'm not into bestiality if I fuck a sheep and pretend it's a woman?
How hard do I have to believe it's a women when fucking a man on a regular basis so it doesn't make me bisexual?
> it's a prank dude
> I'm imagining it's a women so its not gay

> flexibility
Inst that exactly what being bi is about? You're flexible with your lovers, you don't mind their gender to the extend where you wouldn't have sex with them because of it.
You know, like a gay or straight person?

Because the statistics of the world don't lie. Roughly 80% of the world admits to masturbatiom. Is 80% of the world bisexual or gay? Last I checked, no.

What if it isn't sexual and you're just, you know, doing it.

>implying most people don't lie about their true sexual orientation and sexual fantasies

>implying the vast majority of the world is in denial of their sexuality for some retarded reason

Seting the bait aside, are you fucking retarded? We all debating retards is pointless.

Know**

This.

>We all debating retards is pointless.

...

wat

>/thread

did you have a stroke halfway through that post?

Your pointless

most people LIE about their orientation because they don't want to deal with STIGMA, dumb ass.

sauce needed

See

>Your pointless
>Your

My pointless?

not in denial, just not honest

why would they inconvenience their lives with all that stigma and discrimination (probably from people like you)

> some retarded reason
You mean religion, right?

ITT: OP attempts to subvert heteronormativity poorly for no discernable reason.

By the way:
In the solo masturbation scenario, there is only a single gender present. Therefore, this matter is effectively genderless. This means that there is no alternative gender present. This means that gay and straight have no meaning and become useless. The fact that both genders are capable of masturbating also lends itself to this concept of masturbation being genderless.

Any straight guy that fucks a woman in the ass is also gay.

Given that there is literally no difference between a girls ass and a guys

Having my tounge in a mans mouth and his saliva mixing around doesn't have to do with sexuality? I'm pretty sure making or with a dude has to do with sexuality

I busted out laughing when I read this and continue to chuckle at the replies. I love you Sup Forums.

well knowing your own breath lets you know what someone like you's saliva tastes like

so yeah if you wanna say that

pretty much being alive is 100% gay

moar?

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>Max level evasion
So how about in the parts of the world where homosexuality and bisexuality is at least tolerated? Shouldn't there be parts of the US having massive amounts of people(80% of the population roughly) coming out of the closet? Yes, there is a lot of places that have religion and anti-gay beliefs but there are plenty of places where that isn't the case and you aren't seeing everything bedecked in rainbows.

DESU DESU DESU DESU NIGGERS

>Male masturbation is literally gay.
but not female masturbation...?

>You are literally giving a guy a handjob and milking cum out of his cock.
yep.

>It doesn't matter that it's your cock
Except most guys are not thinking about gay sex, so...

>everyone who masturbates is bisexual
You're fucking retarded:

1. A gay man that masturbates is thinking gay thoughts while stroking cock. He's obviously not bisexual in any way. Same for a gay woman.

2. Saying that self-satisfying acts are inherently gay or bisexual is ridiculous. That's the same as saying "Hetero sex is gay because you are literally having sex with a guy-- because you are there, and you are a dude."

3. Do you consider it gay when you touch your peen when taking a leak? Or when holding your cock while sticking in in the 30th hooker you've banged that day? Or beating off on a woman's face or tits?

TL;DR: The only sure thing here is that OP is a faggot, as usual.

this is the dumbest thread ive seen all day. op is a fag

>/thread

Does this make me a pedophile and zoophile, then? Considering that human saliva is essentially identical to the saliva produced by most animals, including infants. Wouldn't fucking ass also make you a zoophile and pedophile because a baby's ass is basically the same thing as an adult's ass, or an animal's ass?

The definition of homosexuality is that you feel sexual attraction towards a person of the same sex

Also when you masturbate you dont enjoy the act of pumping your hand on your cock, you enjoy the act of your cock being pumped by your hand

0/5 bait, try harder next time

female masturbation is also gay

i was just addressing most of Sup Forums

All us males started out in the womb as females. None of us are faggots, you faggot! The joke's on you, jackoff. Choke on your own cum!

Waitwaitwait, so my mom is a pedo who raped me because she gave birth to me OP?

toleration is not the same thing as acceptance

generally, people come out to be accepted, not merely tolerated

humans are animals user, and i suspect there is a difference to a baby's ass and a grown mans/womans

Actually we started off as a wierd hybrid of both.

Obviously all sex is gay, as you are inserting your penis into a hole, and men also have holes.

Have fun being faggots, faggots.

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So are babies not animals, and therefore not human?

Kek

so no more showers i guess ? cause your touching a male body all over ! aint that gay aswell ?

this is literally the truth though