Let's have a thread where anons post quotes from movies and everyone else tries to guess where it is from without being...

Let's have a thread where anons post quotes from movies and everyone else tries to guess where it is from without being a tool and googling it.

I'll start, and ignore the quote in the pic to the left.

>The soil of a man's heart is stonier... A man grows what he can, and he tends it. 'Cause what you buy, is what you own. And what you own... always comes home to you.”

>soil
>grows
>tends
kek, Being There?

>I drive

Hint: it's in Spanish

Translated, it's something along the lines of: "If you keep on going over the past, thinking of what you could've done, you'll have 1000 pasts, and no future"

>"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?

Nightcrawler.

Lazy Town

Something old and gay.

"At last, after all this time, I am now An American Werewolf In London."

Good idea for a thread.

This is from a 50s western.

>There's a point where you either grow up and become a human being or you rot, like that bunch.

>You need to set your motherfucker to "receive".

>This ain't No Country For Old Men, gringo!

>You talking to me or somebody else walk in this room?

>may I have the displeasure of asking you if you had sexual intercourse with my wife?

The Shawshank Redemption?

>Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly.

>i)11:15:59 No.69774170▶
>>This ain't No Country For Old Men, gringo!
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> Anonymous 05/20/16(Fri)11:19:59 No.69774297▶
>>You talking to me or somebody else walk in this room?
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> Anonymous 05/20/16(Fri)11:23:09 No.69774395▶
>File: goodfella.jpg (67 KB, 1280x692)
>>may I have the displeasure of asking you if you had sexual intercourse with my wife?

Getting warmer.

Obviously The Third Man

>>The soil of a man's heart is stonier... A man grows what he can, and he tends it. 'Cause what you buy, is what you own. And what you own... always comes home to you.”

Does Morgan Freeman say these lines?

>Can't do time, don't mess with crime.

No. Not even close. I don't think the person saying it could get anymore white, but Shawshank Redemption is the closest anybody has come to the source of the quote.

Secret Window?

>"METEOR SHIT!"

>"Fuck you and fuck your banana."

oh, uh. So familiar.
Creepshow!

Don't even know what that movie is but not.

It's an adaptation of a Stephen King story starring Johnny Depp. I thought maybe the source material was Stephen King.

Love that movie.

It is.

Okay, is it Needful Things?

>Tell me.....do you bleed

No.

I'm actually surprised no one has gotten it yet. I thought someone would get it in like the first post. Think about what all can go into the soil.

>Think about what all can go into the soil.
That's why I thought it was Secret Window, because the Johnny Depp character buries his wife and her lover in his garden.

Deadpool?

>Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! Fuckin' real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn't want it... Everything's built on that! That's all we got, boy, fuckin' all. So I hope you know that, even if you don't never know the rest! You count the damn few times we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short fucking leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' I don't hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year! You are too much for me... you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you.

Think some more, I'm sure it will come to you and once it does you'll probably laugh and go "ohhh... fuck! of course!"

>The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you!

Oh, duh. It's Pet Sematary.

Haha, bingo!

And think about the guy who said it... you can't get anymore white than that.

lol what is this?

Is that from the movie A View to A Kill?

Fred Gwynne?

The last part is a dead giveaway. C'mon now.

This is actually an exchange between two characters

>user 1: You need to defend yourself, or you get mowed down.
>user 2: I'm small, if you haven't noticed.
>user 1: Yeah, so was Hitler.
>user 2: That's a horrible comparison.
>user 1: Indeed. Making a point, though.

Lol yes, you can't get more white than his character in the movie.

>Don't you teach 'em knife fighting. Teach 'em to kill. That way, they meet some sonofabitch who studied knife fighting, they send his soul to hell.

Does Harvey Keitel say these lines?

LOL, no.

Dennis Hopper?

>we think too much and feel too little
Well it's the opposite today

Getting colder.

How so? That's probably true for the Middle East and parts of Africa but not places like the west and Japan.

I miss I never miss. They must have been smaller than I thought.

This

>When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

>Wymyns can have penises too shitlord
>Health at every size
>Welcome refugees
>Black lives matters!
etc

Who the fuck cares what individuals do? We should be all for individual liberty.

The last two are only element sof the fringe elft but I could give two fucks who you fuck, who you marry, what gender you are, what bathroom you use, if women want penises or whatever you want to do with your privates.

>Don't piss on the seat, even if they did. It's bad luck.

>I don't reckon you have to go with women to be a good daddy to a boy. You been real square-dealin' with me. The Bible says two men ought not lay together. But I don't reckon the Good Lord would send anybody like you to Hades. That Frank, he lives inside of his own heart. That's an awful big place to live in. You take good care of that boy.

Is this movie set in the present day?

Brokeback Mountain?

>"All these years, all these memories, there was you. You pull me through time."

The Goonies?

>It's like I'm reading a book... and it's a book I deeply love. But I'm reading it slowly now. So the words are really far apart and the spaces between the words are almost infinite. I can still feel you... and the words of our story... but it's in this endless space between the words that I'm finding myself now. It's a place that's not of the physical world. It's where everything else is that I didn't even know existed. I love you so much. But this is where I am now. And this is who I am now. And I need you to let me go. As much as I want to, I can't live in your book any more.

Ding ding ding ding.

>"At my age the candles cost more than the cake. I'm not afraid of dying. I'm afraid I haven't been alive enough. It should be written on every school room blackboard: Life is a playground - or nothing."

> Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

> Absolutely. If we put little wheels on the bottoms of our shoes, we could just roll around everywhere...

Slingblade mhmm

Steel Magnolias?

> Lonely house now, you ever get lonely?
> Only around people.
> Only around people huh?

On Dangerous Ground

wrong

>He's... just a kid. No older than my wife's son

The Patriot...?

nope! It was Mr. Nobody

Superbad?