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A good day edition

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going to heem phimosis lad

its ok i'm a shy autist so its not like its the reason ive never held a girls hand

*dons a turtleneck*

I'm all jacked up on mountain dew and the word of god

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matey who posted that link last thread, you owe me a new stomach lining

arooo

your phimosis probably is a big contributor to that

You lads reckon Korea will ever reunite?

my dick is perfectly adequate

anime

>another normie twat video

youtu.be/vUf8GcJJ1Rs

i don't think so, i didn't realise it was weird for a while

>created after
>linked after
>shit, bland, overused edition
>made by a twat
yeah nah, fuck right off with that

Can't imagine how it might come about at this point tb͏h

alri microdick mike

if they did it'd look like a gun haha pew pew

everyone on Sup Forums is either packing 7 inches minimum or has some mangled phimosis runt willy

The real question is do the Worst Koreans really want it to happen at this point

Unification would mean 25 million starving illiterate unskilled people swarming into their cities and towns begging for food and work

It would create a massive humanitarian crisis there

delete this

Definitely.
Once the Americans stop bum-fucking aroung in East Asia, the Chinks will stop using the Norks as a proxy weapon.

Additionally, there's a chance it'll go East Germany style with the people bringing it down from within, there's a lot more awareness of the outside world these days and the young are generally more dissatisfied with the country, give it another 10-20 years

having ready salted crisp butties for breakfast

6 inch willy. very boring looking and rather thin.

my willy perfectly represents the rest of me desu

...

this, reunification would be terrible for the south

It would be a nigh impossible as long as the regime lives, but boy would I like to see the fallout of this.

6.5 inches phimolad here

iqtest.dk

I took this last night but was tired and half browsing the 'chon and got 126, would probably gets more if I concentrated

Whats your IQ lads?

they are measuring from the anus or pushing it their fat pads

don't believe any of these measurement for a second

"phimosis" is the ADHD of willy problems

6" slight upward curvature here

Shant be opening that trojan horse

tfw too intelligent to have an IQ

>would probably gets more if I concentrated
ahh yes, the "intelligent but lazy" type

>Britain had to pay for the fence
youtube.com/watch?v=382njADcWvE
Absolute state of France right now.

i probably have that too

Need the life ended

I'm 7 inches in all honesty
not that it matters haha

souks think its a nice concept but asians are pragmatists and likely would oppose reunification if it could happen

It's 2103
What should I buy from Woolies?

former here

>could try harder
or
>doesn't apply himself

virtually every school report lel. i've bucked up my ideas recently though.

Whats the future like

One qt cashier gf for me lad

*adjusts turtleneck*

I stay far away from people who know their IQ or their myers-briggs type :^)

North has a lot of natural resources and it's a matter of national pride that they reunite, the Norks aren't illiterate and it's not like the South hasn't already jumped from nothing to 1st world in a generation before. They have the economic system to do it.

When I was over there I didn't meet anyone that wanted to stay divided, most view the North as brothers trapped under a dictatorship

... me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on 11 January 2017 ...

tfw so intelligent i broke the IQ test and it gave me 85

listening to anime music while playing runescape and drinking bells whisky

what went wrong, you only have 1 guess

>tfw only above average for Sup Forums

I'm honestly scared of knowing the results of this.

Hot

I'm a self-checkout man
I'll get you a somewhat unreliable robot gf though

Bring me one of these cheap sexbots from the sexbot isle

phimosis

i bet you're playing rs3 and not osrs, that went wrong

hmm

has there ever been a 'mosislad on embarrassing bodies

bit windy out

don't know my IQ

don't care either

gale force winds out lads

They HAD the economic system to do it they no longer have a system to support that many workers as their economy is driven by tech and heavy industry such as shipbuilding and auto manufacturing which requires skilled workers

Having to feed an additional 25 million overnight alone would pose a massive problem
If you think Germany struggles with 1 million refugees imagine if that number were multiplied by 25
Now imagine that happening in a country with significantly less arable land

tfw to enttiligent for iq twsts so i got bored after doing 1/3 of it, guessed the rest of the answers, and still scored 120+
nto sure wot 2 thunk

let's figure this out

strawpoll.me/12081683

whatcha thinkin bout?

phimosis

how this persimmon is making my mouth feel furry

Which one is it?

it's 70 lad

If you lads are going to lie then there is no point in doing straw polls, is there? no

might try and score a spot on the undateables

Have to wait another hour and a half to take a shower then make breakfast

wind

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t. microwilly

phimosislad detected

>phimosis
>turtlenecks
no wonder he wants to die tbphwyl

I have phimosis so I clicked yes

how is pattern recognition the ultimate test of cognitive ability?

eating some special extra extra sharp cheddar cheese, lads

>140
That's MENSA tier.. good test.

How do you deal with the fact that everyone else is out there living their lives, having fun with friends and making memories that they'll treasure for the rest of their lives, while you sit looking at a computer screen day in day out... life just passing you by.

eating peanut butter and marmite on toast lads

site crashed when i cliked evalaute

i masturbate

honestly think of you lot whenever I watch that
there's was an autist from Cornwall on recently aswell haha

don't care really

If you base your existence off of what others are doing you will never be happy

stop

good lad

it's runt bait
literally designed for dummies to feel bettter about themselves

everyone does that though. you aren't a special snowflake with original thoughts.

we wuz wisdom n shit

realized a long time ago that i'll never live a normal life and so i stopped caring

>do half the test
>cba to finish
>get 100 IQ

yup, sounds about right

i deal with it by wanting to die

going to be all alone soon

friends have finally given up, family doesn't like me and don't talk to me and the gf has stopped speaking to me as well. dropping out of uni as well so I'm almost done JUSTing my life up.

feel a tad depressed about it all 2bh

People who've done the MENSA test say that IQ test site is basically very similar and reliable

To intelligent to do intelligence tests.

because it's the one thing where education plays no factor

the Ravens Progressive Matrices was originally created by the brits to determine the intelligence of people in their colonies who were illiterate with the goal of finding people who could be trained for administrative roles within the colonial bureaucracy