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kev edition

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*walks towards you*
pssh, nothing personal lad

What's the official thread song?

darude - sandstorm

popping down safeburys, anyone want anything?

requesting some HD edits of IMG_1142 lad lads

One Shot Paddy

youtube.com/watch?v=cjnJLvb5Gp0

who here /notequippedforaglobalisedeconomy/?

i wish avatarfagging wasn't against good boy protocol desu

jannie will delete this since the last thread didn't make it to 310

bacon sarnie, can of lilt and a lotto scratchcard

fel
icity

>bacon

overbite or overjet ??

she gets naked in Chalet Girl

Real mean want women with experience!

dunno why I always get called serb

can't see why a lad fresh back from shagaluf is gonna have beef with my bacon

> real mean

absolutely HOWLING at this runt's inability to type

bet he feels like quite the goose
SAD!

Just got back from /fr/ AMA

>hate bacon and gammon
>love pork chops and sausage

odd

My teeth face in and i have an overbite

You cant see my bottom teeth at all when my jaw is clenched

Are you mocking my dyslexia?

Austim.

Many such cases!

bring me anything?

not sure if this girl is into me or not lads

#slightlymiffed

you put the sexy in dyslexia, mate

>mfw i got braces just as girls started showing an interest in me and they took longer than the ortho said they would so i didn't get them off until i was in uni

I'm a tranny :3

some guy i was into got braces

vagina turned into the fucking sahara desert hahhaah

>being unable to proofread for 2 seconds hmm

>sahara desert

Desert desert?

don't like the term vagina but fanny doesn't sound nice either and pussy is too sexual for everyday use

I am willing to die to defend your rights.

post boipucci/legs/feet/feminine penis/tits/shoulders

Fadge is the word you're looking for.

didn't have the heart to tell this poor mong that he'd still have braces in uni so I lied lmao

volvo

flaps

God given wound

Lads the gf is a radical centrist

STANDING ON THE ROOFTOPS EVERYBODY SCREAM YOUR HEART OUT

rate the costume lads

Only a good biffing!

*Teleports behind you and kicks you in the back of the knee*

screeching

>study more than my mates
>they got better grades, again

Dum

stop making fun of my willy

when will they learn

cute x

exceptional post

This thread isn't meant for brainlets

Bought a case of Fosters today because it hat a free bucket hat in it.

>twf to smart to study

>neckbeard hate
Fuck off stop it!

honestly the person that drew this is probably a self hating neck beard webcomics are for the worst kind of people

>in the past 3 years my dad has spent ~£30,000 on crack cocaine and is £10,000 in debt

hmm

I'm going to have to heem him aren't I?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Day

>neckbeards
>going outside
should have had him talking to a computer screen with an cartoon girl on it

heard some runt crash his car outside lads

my dad is a selfish cunt but this puts things in perspective

No hat no play aussies are fuckin gay

LADS LADS LADS

IT'S HAPPENING

suck him off instead

low brow humor masquerading as insight hiding deep insecurity

>Germany says 280,000 asylum seekers arrived there in 2016, a drop of more than 600,000 on the previous year.

what now, racists?

I've got 8 minutes to decide

Breakfast or shower first?

timothy james byrne

why do you even bother

*puts my toast on and runs into the shower before you*

Just crashed my car; outside.

>On White Day, the reverse happens: men who received a honmei-choco (本命チョコ?, 'chocolate of love') or giri-choco (義理チョコ?, 'courtesy chocolate')[4] on Valentine's Day are expected to return the favor by giving gifts.[5] Traditionally, popular White Day gifts are cookies, jewelry, white chocolate, white lingerie, a European bull, and marshmallows.[6]
what did they mean by this?

can fannies have phimosis?

going to redo this better in the next thread

What's your honest opinion on East Asians?

BIng'd it just in case. Lying twat.

do you have to ask permission before you kiss someone? is it rape if you don't?

Scummy rats but they worship white people

i have no problem with them

They need to stay in Australia

Just read some guy heard a car crash, then read some guy crashed his car.

I can't tell the difference between 720p and 1080p desu

if you're unattractive, yes, BUT it will be considered to be showing a lack of confidence and will 'ruin' the mood

need a poo at work

responding to a car crash
hope it's not too grizzly

got phimosis on my fanny

Just crashed my car into some runt

one is £7.20 and the other is £10.80, you can buy different things with them

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>humor
FOY

god friday off desu

alri yify

I'm thinking about converting to Christianity and infiltrating Communist China to spread The Good Word

will call my runt employee in on his friday off

there should be a dating site that matches willies with phimosis and fannies with vaginismus

need a poo

just got called a nonce in toys r us lads

RARE photos of the thai menace