God tier movie thread

God tier movie thread

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Why don't you start out with something a little less safe? That's like starting out a god-tier music thread and posting Beethoven's 5th. YEAH WE GET IT.

>god tier
>start with something less god tier
>mfw

Just saying every time I see these threads it's the same shit. I'm beginning to think you aren't very cultured, Sup Forums

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>Cultured
>YFW

I bet you thought Forrest Gump was a masterpiece with your level of humor.

>I'll bash on Forrest Gump! That'll teachem!
>YFW

I dunno if you can be taught.

I bet you're a big fan of movies you can't pronounce the title of and don't actually know what's happening because you don't speak the language aren't you? You know, that kind of faggot that brags about how many shitty foreign films they've seen, and consider them all quality because they were made somewhere other than the USA? I bet you're one of them.

Better go get yourself another Blue Ribbon before you get into this cinematic argument

It was okay

My fav

Big Forrest Gump fan here.

The jokes keep on flying but notice how they aren't touching the ground.

GTFO of here Doug Walker

The true god tier movie

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And you haven't denied once that you're a hipster faggot with a bad mustache who brags about how many Fuckistan made movies you've watched. I bet you thought Manos the Hands of Fate was groundbreaking and "underappreciated"

Oh you're one of those people that thinks there's virtue in not trying to appreciate a medium of art. Aight.

I'd say something about that, but I'm too busy looking for my stapler

God tier movie

Kek, so you're exactly what I said you were. Go watch some of that lesbian porn that the French call cinema

who? also so close to quads

Did Robert Zemeckis pay you to hate me but do it at a 3rd grade reading level?

I don't have the heart to inform you of that level of faggotry. Do yourself a favor and don't Google his name

Fury road is no god tier nigga, the whole movie is a chase scene.

The crazy part is you think you're insulting me by letting me know I like film.

k thnx

Ouch I think I must've touched a nerve. Are you sitting there cradling your faggy mustache and telling it that it's okay? Are you weeping into your summer man scarf and reminding yourself how special you are? Please, tell me Mr. Hipster. Tell me about the pain you feel, and the memories of your father, the man who was too busy with his special friend Thomas to take you to the movies. Tell me about how you treat your inner wounds with movies nobody ever saw and nobody cares about. Please, tell me all about it Mr. Hipster.

>I like film
>Only if it's shit nobody cares about
>My dick is measured by how many bad movies I've seen

Not dark enough. You didn't tap into the right part of my psyche, so you lost me. Also, if I may comment, the use of the word "hipster" has become so vague and yet so saturated in our language that it doesn't seem to hold any meaning other than "One who is pretending to be something they aren't" which isn't the case here. I enjoy film genuinely, so the premise of your insulting me falls completely flat and you end up wasting energy.

My favorite movie is Starship Troopers, you non-perceptive dweeb.

STILL not denying that you're a fake film buff that just watches random shit with unpronounceable names in Nazi-speak to satiate your ego.
You have insanely bad taste

That's the beauty of it all is that it's all subjective. Who's sounding like the hipster now?

You

Greatest hit of the century. Doubt anything will blow it back, ever.

my favorite movie since I was about 10

no u

No u

I hope you get raped to death with a lacrosse stick

No u

The Chipmunk Adventure is way better.

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Also I enjoyed Mad Max. Just thought your shit was white bread. If you picking something safe and hackneyed and then me calling you out for being basic makes me a hipster, then dress in me a flannel and fuck me in the ass with a walkman cause your shit was blah as fuck, nigger.

Definitely one of the best looking movies I've ever seen, but the plot and the characters were boring.