Shhh.....australia is sleeping

shhh.....australia is sleeping

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How about I knock your lights out for good bogan cunts

no we're not, it's 9.30

You woke me up cunt

ehhh what?

*silently*
hmmmmmm....

*laughing in the distance*

*laughs back*

hehe....soon, soon.......hehe.....

VERY cute

Need to shoop the holes into the southern cross tbqh

Aren't they in the southern cross anyway?

The Australian-Albanian conflict again? Mine as well make it a U.S. State.

fuckin roleplaying poofs

t. raising his wife's trans son

*places bum next to head*

BRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP

nothing is beyond my gaze.....

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DON'T TOUCH HIM

Its ok I have the armband you game me

I don't stand Australians

HAHA! You think that you can just presume your conflict? You have been FLAGGED
-t. Flag Austist from the Americanized thread

>You think that you can just presume your conflict?
You ok mate? Seems like you can't even fucking talk desu

pre·sume
prəˈz(y)o͞om/
verb
1.
suppose that something is the case on the basis of probability.
"I presumed that the man had been escorted from the building"
synonyms: assume, suppose, dare say, imagine, take it, expect, believe, think, surmise, guess, judge, conjecture, speculate, postulate, presuppose
"I presumed that it had once been an attic"
2.
be audacious enough to do something.
"kindly don't presume to issue me orders in my own house"
synonyms: venture, dare, have the audacity/effrontery, be so bold as
"let me presume to give you some advice"
If that was the fallacy you suspected, you are wrong as definition 2 is apparent.
There is nothing that indicates that I have the inability to talk. But why are we here debating? Come at me if you have the guts >:]

That armband was a mere ruse, get raped whore.

How about YOU debate with my fist

b-but I'm a virgin

*whistles*

How about you take on someone your own size instead?

Hah! You have fallen for my trap! Your hand has now been converted into a U.S. State!

B-but

We will double team the Albanian-Aussie so they don't persist in existing!

Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to sleep!

No one knows where albania is man

Not for much longer

H-how could you?

>Makes referendum
>Choose independence
>Heh.jpg

You can't get on my level

You've misinterpreted the real pickle that you are in, buddy.
Your hand literally mended into a state flag, but it never received recognition as one.
It now must appoint a governor and fill out loads of paperwork, paperwork intended for a large group of people to complete. Oh, and a state constitution. Your move ;]

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Too bad before that I made an agreement that only Easter-celebrating countries can turn my hand into a flag.

Was 25c today and sunny. Your move snownigger

Sure our government doesn't..
but our country does ;]
our nation does it with zeal
your deal allows me power

>My country does
Doubtful

youtube.com/watch?v=B5ZxGgDuEUI
Even our non-christians celebrate Easter

ALBANIAN BTFO

STOP BULLYING ALBANIA!!!!!!!

Well with my left hand I did some agreements and a made the flag of totally useless shit.Everything from now on posted by this flag is useless and not taken in consideration.

This flag though from now on is to be taken in consideration, along with the Australian one.

You cannot deceive the polulation like that, individual US states don't have the power to censor an image board universally ;]
And as for you, , pic related.
You have messed with the wrong super-sized superpower!

You mess with one of us....you mess with all of us!

Not taken in consideration.That piss stain in your flag just makes it easier to not be taken in consideration tbqh

Mmm. More practical burgers to consume.
Okay Mr. No Fun Allowed. The only thing you should be considering right now is whether to sever your flag hand or not.

You want a good fight?
Well just wait a bit

I will be there and emerge victorious, as the last man standing. I will maneuver my way to the top, even if I have to swindle my to-be allies if they intervene.

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Ooo I'm ready.

OK ! for now I'll bring oils to set fire !

this thread is some high quality liquid autism huh

You're not eating the Aussies

WAKE UP SLUT!

Fokin hell

Thank you my son

Little did you know, Americans are composed solely of fat! Meaning that we can duplicate! Go my minions! Eat his leg!

IF ANYONE IS GONNA TAKE ALBANIA DOWN IT'S GONNA BE ME!

GET AWAY FROM HIM! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

That was close

Hah! You've fallen for a clever disguised bag of hamburger buns! Aim for the neck, minion!

EAT THIS!

*put their hand on water*

*sneaks up next to Australia*
*puts wet tongue inside Australias ear*

Yes! Your leg has been infected! Now you will become one of us! Burgerfication commences!

Oi you bloody wanker, fuck off

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RYUJIN NO KEN O KURAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hah! Your pitiful punches cannot impede upon my Burgerfat™ Protective Enhanced Fat!

You aussies are no match for our astonishing bulk!

HOW ABOUT AN UPPER FORM WHERE BURGERISATION IS IMPOSSIBILE

>read through the whole thread
fml

Fugggg. Australians cam shitpost in their sleep.

Your lower halves, however, crave for Burger King Supersized Large

The absence of Burger King and McDonald in Albania cures me

Then we shall once again give you the axe!
Your Aussie pal is still crippled, too!

Oh yeah.He will surely be fine.He has seen worse in his country.For now,good bye

Till we meet again
*simmers into ground and disappears*

gotta catch them by Poke ball

Holy fuck this thread

int really goes to shit when we're gone

Ok my boss. Oom telolet oom

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how can americans even compete?

And I am going to bed too
goodnight

We have massive complexes that host these things. How can Albanians even compete?
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yeah but try and fire one within 100 miles of civilisation and outside a range and see what happens

>Be Albanian
>fire one within 100 miles of civilisation and outside a range
>Don't get shot

>Be american
>Get shot

>Be Albanian
>Fire one within 100 miles of civilization and outside a range
>Get shot by a Serbian nationalist guerrilla sniper

>Be Albanian
>Fire one within 100 miles of civilization and outside a range
>Get shot by a Serbian nationalist guerrilla sniper

>Be american
>Get shot by your own country's cop

>this fucking thread